Hey guys, remember perfectlyformed? - Rape Board

GOATBOY · 05-11-2009, 01:48 PM

she was the big titted londoner with an age that kept on changing. Well I found her online last night and we chatted a bit. She said she left for some very complicated reason. Now she is a lap dancer three nights a week apparently.

Now I often doubted the truth of her statements, but I have an idea. How about I find out the name of the bar she works at, then all the england guys can have a night out together. Then we all gang bang her afterwards.

Who's game?

*Shotgun me first*

pervipete · 05-11-2009, 02:06 PM

How can anyone forget her.

Funny, her name came up in another thread.

Okay, me second

FuckingRotter · 05-11-2009, 02:23 PM

I didn't think her tits were that big.

BTN · 05-11-2009, 02:40 PM

No idea who the girl is but I'm in. Always up for a gangbang. So are the tits big or not?

somedude · 05-11-2009, 02:46 PM

PF is an unforgettable kinda girl! However you're getting very close to the no real rape rule with this suggestion GOATBOY.

FuckingRotter · 05-11-2009, 03:12 PM

C cup at most.

BTN · 05-11-2009, 04:39 PM

nothing wrong with a C cup (my missus is a C cup) but yeah it ain't huge. Having said that I'd have to take a look for myself. If that means visiting every lapdance club in London then dammit thats a sacrifice I'm willing to make!

But just for the record real rape ain't my thing somedude. But its a hell of alot of fun letting the mind wander

Sierra · 05-11-2009, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

PF is an unforgettable kinda girl! However you're getting very close to the no real rape rule with this suggestion GOATBOY.

It's only rape if she says "no".

pervipete · 05-11-2009, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

PF is an unforgettable kinda girl! However you're getting very close to the no real rape rule with this suggestion GOATBOY.

Somehow somedude (?) I don't think it'll happen anyway.

We'd spend so much time arguing over who goes first that she'll probably get bored and rape herself with her rampant rabbit

Hey Goatboy, if you speak to her again, tell her I say hi..

menace · 05-11-2009, 05:45 PM

Not a Londoner (Hell, not even an Englander!) but do let all us others know how that turned out

BTN · 05-17-2009, 02:31 AM

In my experience. Which on this subject isn't extensive I swear

. I find that lapdancers fall into 3 categories.

1. Reasonably attractive chavs who think that they are "it"

2. Girls who arn't anything special but have had boob jobs, plaster on make-up and carry around an inflated sense of how good looking they are

3. Student girls who do it for a bit of money

Of course there is always the possibillity that some girls do it because they like the attention and the easy bucks. At this point I'm sure someone will give me an example of how difficult a job it is, which is cool because thats what I'm wondering.

What kind of a girl becomes a lapdancer?

TZOFOSHO · 05-17-2009, 04:00 AM

number one, if i was a chick, i would definetly strip. The money's way too god. On the other hand, creepy guys would be a define downer to the job.

Anyway just to throw in something useful, i've known three girls who 'dance'.

One is a friend from highschool who falls under the student category, but from what i hear the drugs are taking away from the student part.

the second is a friends sister she's kind of covers both the average looking girl you described and the attention needy.

and the last is my cousin who i'll put in the 'what would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor' category. She got pregnant, met another girl who did it, and decided it was an easy way to make money.

pervipete · 05-17-2009, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BTN

2. Girls who arn't anything special but have had boob jobs, plaster on make-up and carry around an inflated sense of how good looking they are

You must have been to Spearmint Rhino then...

I remember getting to Tower Hill tube station in London one evening, where they had these women giving out VIP cards to a new lapdance bar opening up. Well to be honest, if these were the girls dancing there, I decided that I'd give it a miss. They were, how can I put it, a little bit hard faced, and not very attractive.

FuckingRotter · 05-17-2009, 10:02 AM

I expect they came from Manchester.

Conrad · 05-17-2009, 03:57 PM

Why would you say that?

Lucy. · 05-17-2009, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTN

In my experience. Which on this subject isn't extensive I swear

. I find that lapdancers fall into 3 categories.

1. Reasonably attractive chavs who think that they are "it"

2. Girls who arn't anything special but have had boob jobs, plaster on make-up and carry around an inflated sense of how good looking they are

3. Student girls who do it for a bit of money

Of course there is always the possibillity that some girls do it because they like the attention and the easy bucks. At this point I'm sure someone will give me an example of how difficult a job it is, which is cool because thats what I'm wondering.

What kind of a girl becomes a lapdancer?

Drugs are a very big reason, especially in London. The attractive girls that you cannot believe are doing it, are mostly in it for drugs from what I know. Also I know dancers who are very shy, they genuinely do it for the attention. Everyone likes to feel sexy.

RapeU · 05-18-2009, 12:56 AM

Oh yes, I remember her. Hope she comes back.

P.S.

SD, we might have to give her a "welcoming gift" when she returns

BTN · 05-18-2009, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RapeU

Oh yes, I remember her. Hope she comes back.

P.S.

SD, we might have to give her a "welcoming gift" when she returns

I have to say that no-one so far has had a bad thing to say about this perfectlyformed girl so I've taken a look at some of her posts. Not sure why she left (some confusion/debate about her identity?) but she did seem like a nice enough girl who came across as smart and funny. Nothing wrong with that, I hope she comes back to. If nothing else it means linzi will have a respite from all the grueling attention

pervipete · 06-01-2009, 11:36 AM

Sorry about not getting back to you sooner, but as this was a contencious issue, and this appeared in the middle of WWIII, well I think you can guess what the result could be...and reignite anything, that's boring, and unless you have 100% evidence to the contrary, I just going to ignore you, ok?

So do I wish she would come back BTN, I have chatted to her about this, but I don't know if she will, still fingers crossed eh.

It is a pity you never got to meet PF, in some ways her and Linzi are alike, both sexy and both sweet girls. I think, you would have liked her, I know at least that I do, she was always good and welcoming to me here so that is all that matters. I must confess to fancying her more then a bit...probably still do...

...still thats part of the fun of this site..

You are right, there was some doubt whether or not she was a she, or a he pretending to be a she.

Now call me naive, or an idiot, but I take it one face value. Somedude posted that she is a she, so that is good enough for me, and now I have spoken to her on IM, and am convinced more then either that she is who she says she is.

maybe we should start a camaign, getting Perfectly Formed back...

BTN · 06-01-2009, 11:44 AM

Contencious issues? Here? nah

05-11-2009, 01:48 PM	#1
GOATBOY Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: london uk Posts: 627 Reputation: 4793	Hey guys, remember perfectlyformed? she was the big titted londoner with an age that kept on changing. Well I found her online last night and we chatted a bit. She said she left for some very complicated reason. Now she is a lap dancer three nights a week apparently. Now I often doubted the truth of her statements, but I have an idea. How about I find out the name of the bar she works at, then all the england guys can have a night out together. Then we all gang bang her afterwards. Who's game? Shotgun me first __________________ HAPPINESS IS A DRY PUSSY

05-11-2009, 02:06 PM	#2
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	How can anyone forget her. Funny, her name came up in another thread. Okay, me second __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-11-2009, 02:23 PM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I didn't think her tits were that big. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-11-2009, 02:40 PM	#4
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	No idea who the girl is but I'm in. Always up for a gangbang. So are the tits big or not? __________________ So say we all

05-11-2009, 02:46 PM	#5
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	PF is an unforgettable kinda girl! However you're getting very close to the no real rape rule with this suggestion GOATBOY. __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-11-2009, 03:12 PM	#6
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	C cup at most. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-11-2009, 04:39 PM	#7
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	nothing wrong with a C cup (my missus is a C cup) but yeah it ain't huge. Having said that I'd have to take a look for myself. If that means visiting every lapdance club in London then dammit thats a sacrifice I'm willing to make! But just for the record real rape ain't my thing somedude. But its a hell of alot of fun letting the mind wander __________________ So say we all

05-11-2009, 05:45 PM	#10
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	Not a Londoner (Hell, not even an Englander!) but do let all us others know how that turned out __________________ Try and stop me

05-17-2009, 02:31 AM	#11
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	In my experience. Which on this subject isn't extensive I swear . I find that lapdancers fall into 3 categories. 1. Reasonably attractive chavs who think that they are "it" 2. Girls who arn't anything special but have had boob jobs, plaster on make-up and carry around an inflated sense of how good looking they are 3. Student girls who do it for a bit of money Of course there is always the possibillity that some girls do it because they like the attention and the easy bucks. At this point I'm sure someone will give me an example of how difficult a job it is, which is cool because thats what I'm wondering. What kind of a girl becomes a lapdancer? __________________ So say we all

05-17-2009, 04:00 AM	#12
TZOFOSHO Hardest E-thug around Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 970 Reputation: 38545	number one, if i was a chick, i would definetly strip. The money's way too god. On the other hand, creepy guys would be a define downer to the job. Anyway just to throw in something useful, i've known three girls who 'dance'. One is a friend from highschool who falls under the student category, but from what i hear the drugs are taking away from the student part. the second is a friends sister she's kind of covers both the average looking girl you described and the attention needy. and the last is my cousin who i'll put in the 'what would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor' category. She got pregnant, met another girl who did it, and decided it was an easy way to make money. __________________ I'm a drunken fool...

05-17-2009, 10:02 AM	#14
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I expect they came from Manchester. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-17-2009, 03:57 PM	#15
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	Why would you say that?

05-18-2009, 12:56 AM	#17
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	Oh yes, I remember her. Hope she comes back. P.S. SD, we might have to give her a "welcoming gift" when she returns __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

06-01-2009, 11:36 AM	#19
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Sorry about not getting back to you sooner, but as this was a contencious issue, and this appeared in the middle of WWIII, well I think you can guess what the result could be...and reignite anything, that's boring, and unless you have 100% evidence to the contrary, I just going to ignore you, ok? So do I wish she would come back BTN, I have chatted to her about this, but I don't know if she will, still fingers crossed eh. It is a pity you never got to meet PF, in some ways her and Linzi are alike, both sexy and both sweet girls. I think, you would have liked her, I know at least that I do, she was always good and welcoming to me here so that is all that matters. I must confess to fancying her more then a bit...probably still do......still thats part of the fun of this site.. You are right, there was some doubt whether or not she was a she, or a he pretending to be a she. Now call me naive, or an idiot, but I take it one face value. Somedude posted that she is a she, so that is good enough for me, and now I have spoken to her on IM, and am convinced more then either that she is who she says she is. maybe we should start a camaign, getting Perfectly Formed back... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

06-01-2009, 11:44 AM	#20
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	Contencious issues? Here? nah __________________ So say we all