I'VE GOT a problem with... - Page 28 - Rape Board

pervipete · 06-01-2009, 04:53 PM

How the same facebook messages go round and round and a fucking round.

I wouldn't mind but they are all either

do not add so and so

Or this person has (insert fatal diseease) please pass this on.

No, why should I...these people don't really exist so why should I bother...grrrr

ChiTownHoney · 06-03-2009, 12:37 AM

I must be the only person who doesnt do facebook. I have it and all..and only go on when I get an email alert for a message.

Anyways...I have a huge problem with regretful things you do that come and bite you in the ass time an TIME again.

I think its just maybe a matter of perception. I fooled around with this ex-con back in January. People wont let me forget it. A guy I was talking to recently asked me about it. I NEED to move or something because apparently I have a repution that I never knew about, and people are still talking about it. GET ME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! People have nothing better to do than talk. Seriously. Ok, I know I made a bad lapse in judgment and it cost me a chance with a guy who I was really into at the time. Ok, I understand that, I got over it, it is what it is, and it was SIX MONTHS AGO, but why is a guy that didnt even know me when that happened asking me about it? I cant believe people have nothing better to do then tell everyone else who I messed with. Why? Why do people care about what I do?

I mean, shit...nowadays women can take in boy toys and mess around and nobody says anything. Yet I decide its ok for me to mess around once, and people talk shit. I cant believe people talk so much! Am I really that awesome that people cant get my name out of their mouths?? That must be it.

whyaskwhy · 06-04-2009, 12:52 AM

CHI,it sounds like a cliche but,if he had a problem with something in your past then...well ..you know your better than that!

OK,I've got a problem with people I know who just won't let the past die.
If I wanted to be reminded of my mistakes,I'd just still be making them!

Flavanostars · 06-05-2009, 01:42 AM

I've got a problem with people that are so full of it (with the overly self confidence and everything).

So you're walking around the mall and you happen to encounter the same person unintentionally at several different locations throughout the mall.
Then the bitch calls you a creeper/stalker etc. etc.
Oh my god, like who the fuck would want to stalk you?
Get over your fucking self.

And also

I've got a problem with people who don't txt back, e-mail back etc. etc.
(It only takes 2 seconds to respond with an F U instead of ignoring).

Sierra · 06-05-2009, 09:11 AM

I've got a problem with people who do other people's dirty work and think their hands are clean.

FuckingRotter · 06-05-2009, 03:23 PM

I've got a problem with fat cunts that drive about in clapped out old Jags thinking they're Phil fucking Mitchell. If you was anything special you'd have a new Jag, not a dodgy old one, and your fat ugly cow of a wife would have a real sun tan, not one out of a bottle.

Besides, you fucking moron, don't you know I'm the one who ran Phantom off the road? Beware!!!!

pervipete · 06-05-2009, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sierra

I've got a problem with people who do other people's dirty work and think their hands are clean.

One of them days

theDarkOne · 06-05-2009, 03:58 PM

I'VE GOT a problem with...Kobe Bryant making this face last night.

I mean i was very happy the Lakers CRUSHED the Orlando Magic but i could have done without the face.

Here is a classic Kobe moment...

"How does my knee taste Shane Battier?"

FuckingRotter · 06-05-2009, 05:31 PM

Those cunts in parliament, who still persist in telling us what the British public wants. That's not their fucking job. We tell them what we want, it's their job to get a fucking grip and deliver.

snarkopo · 06-05-2009, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Those cunts in parliament, who still persist in telling us what the British public wants. That's not their fucking job. We tell them what we want, it's their job to get a fucking grip and deliver.

Sorry to see your government is just as fucked as ours. By the way, how do you feel about that new law where they're going to shove a camera up everyone in Britain's ass so they can bust you if you commit sodomy? I mean, your ass is the only place they don't yet have a camera yes?

FuckingRotter · 06-05-2009, 06:31 PM

I think the Stali, erm I mean the Labour Party are working on a thought reading technique, so investment in arsecam is pointless as the technology will soon be obsolete. Soon we won't even be able to think about sodomy.

snarkopo · 06-05-2009, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I think the Stali, erm I mean the Labour Party are working on a thought reading technique, so investment in arsecam is pointless as the technology will soon be obsolete. Soon we won't even be able to think about sodomy.

An crap. So shall we go no doubt.

FuckingRotter · 06-06-2009, 09:32 AM

Fucking television. Wankers.

I've just been informed that the England game is only to be shown on Satelite television this afternoon. It's a fucking conspiracy I'm telling you. The fucking BBC will be treating us to free viewing of that England hating cunt Andy Murray all fucking summer, as if anybody wants to watch that bollocks anyway. But England playing? In the World Cup? Our fucking national game I might add. Oh no, you have to pay if you want to watch it, or fuck off down the pub and miss half the game anyway because you have to stand outside in the fucking rain to smoke a fag.

Wouldn't fucking happen if Englishmen were in charge of England. And those Scots have the fucking nerve to complain about how we oppress them!

It's fucking war I tell you!

snarkopo · 06-06-2009, 11:56 AM

The Cat,, again

I have no idea what the hell got into her this morning but my legs look like I ran naked through a cactus patch. Apparently I did not get up when she wanted and my legs and feet were fair game. Needle claws piercing through the blankets, teeth vs my toes. I simply don't have enough band-aids.

Sierra · 06-06-2009, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snarkopo

my legs look like I ran naked through a cactus patch.

What a visual!!!!

ChiTownHoney · 06-06-2009, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

...fat ugly cow of a wife would have a real sun tan, not one out of a bottle.

Actually, she is quite a smart broad by not exposing herself to the UVB rays which age you really fast and the damage is irreversible. Even though I do prefer my milky porcelain-like complexion, people said I should get some color, so it came out of a bottle. There is no way I will go out in the sun and bring age to my face. "Fake" tanning is the safest and cosmetically smarter way to get a nice glow. I have not gotten a "real" tan in more than 4 years and I still look 22. Sunscreen is a must and you should always wear a hat and protective clothing. The sun is our skins worst enemy if exposed for too long.

Also, why is it the most annoying, stupid guys cant lose your number while the guys you really want dont try at all?? It always happens that way doesnt it?

FuckingRotter · 06-07-2009, 05:55 PM

Cosmetically smart is not ending up looking like your mother mated with a satsuma.

You know when you've been tangoed....

Flesh4Fantasy · 06-07-2009, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

Also, why is it the most annoying, stupid guys cant lose your number while the guys you really want dont try at all?? It always happens that way doesnt it?

or...

The stupid cunt who runs all over town giving out a fake phone number to every swinging dick who says "Hey Baby"...

And the fake number is MINE...

No Motherfucker, for the TENTH time - there is no Fucking Janice at this number, you stupid asshole...

ChiTownHoney · 06-08-2009, 11:19 PM

Next time that happens, say, "yes this is Janice" and see what happens. At least have fun with it.

RapeU · 06-08-2009, 11:30 PM

Shots in your mouth.

Shots in your arm I have no problem with! On the ass? Painful for a little while and maybe a little sore for a few days. Hip? Same thing.

But the mouth...ugh...

The sad part is, I could avoid the shots in my mouth very easily - by brushing my teeth more and not getting cavities! But nooooo, I have to be absent minded and forget from time to time.

Back to the shots in the mouth, I. Hate. Them. So. Much!

Yet you need the Novocaine (or whatever dentists use) so that your mouth doesn't writhe in agony as the dentist works on your cavities...or pulls a tooth.

Still, it's a pain to get those dang shots straight into your gums. My gums get sore for days, and sometimes a friggen canker sore appears on the injection site, making the area even more painful for a few weeks.

So when I go to the dentist, the drill isn't the thing I'm afraid of! It's the friggen shot before the drill!

06-01-2009, 04:53 PM	#541
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	How the same facebook messages go round and round and a fucking round. I wouldn't mind but they are all either do not add so and so Or this person has (insert fatal diseease) please pass this on. No, why should I...these people don't really exist so why should I bother...grrrr __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

06-03-2009, 12:37 AM	#542
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	I must be the only person who doesnt do facebook. I have it and all..and only go on when I get an email alert for a message. Anyways...I have a huge problem with regretful things you do that come and bite you in the ass time an TIME again. I think its just maybe a matter of perception. I fooled around with this ex-con back in January. People wont let me forget it. A guy I was talking to recently asked me about it. I NEED to move or something because apparently I have a repution that I never knew about, and people are still talking about it. GET ME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! People have nothing better to do than talk. Seriously. Ok, I know I made a bad lapse in judgment and it cost me a chance with a guy who I was really into at the time. Ok, I understand that, I got over it, it is what it is, and it was SIX MONTHS AGO, but why is a guy that didnt even know me when that happened asking me about it? I cant believe people have nothing better to do then tell everyone else who I messed with. Why? Why do people care about what I do? I mean, shit...nowadays women can take in boy toys and mess around and nobody says anything. Yet I decide its ok for me to mess around once, and people talk shit. I cant believe people talk so much! Am I really that awesome that people cant get my name out of their mouths?? That must be it. Last edited by ChiTownHoney; 06-03-2009 at 01:28 AM.

06-04-2009, 12:52 AM	#543
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	CHI,it sounds like a cliche but,if he had a problem with something in your past then...well ..you know your better than that! OK,I've got a problem with people I know who just won't let the past die. If I wanted to be reminded of my mistakes,I'd just still be making them! __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill."

06-05-2009, 09:11 AM	#545
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	I've got a problem with people who do other people's dirty work and think their hands are clean. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

06-05-2009, 03:23 PM	#546
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I've got a problem with fat cunts that drive about in clapped out old Jags thinking they're Phil fucking Mitchell. If you was anything special you'd have a new Jag, not a dodgy old one, and your fat ugly cow of a wife would have a real sun tan, not one out of a bottle. Besides, you fucking moron, don't you know I'm the one who ran Phantom off the road? Beware!!!! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-05-2009, 01:42 AM	#544
Flavanostars Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Away From Here Posts: 441 Reputation: 20493	I've got a problem with people that are so full of it (with the overly self confidence and everything). So you're walking around the mall and you happen to encounter the same person unintentionally at several different locations throughout the mall. Then the bitch calls you a creeper/stalker etc. etc. Oh my god, like who the fuck would want to stalk you? Get over your fucking self. And also I've got a problem with people who don't txt back, e-mail back etc. etc. (It only takes 2 seconds to respond with an F U instead of ignoring).

06-05-2009, 03:58 PM	#548
theDarkOne Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Never gonna give you up,Never gonna let you down,Never gonna run around and desert you. Posts: 1,693 Reputation: 57368	I'VE GOT a problem with...Kobe Bryant making this face last night. I mean i was very happy the Lakers CRUSHED the Orlando Magic but i could have done without the face. Here is a classic Kobe moment... "How does my knee taste Shane Battier?" Last edited by theDarkOne; 06-05-2009 at 04:32 PM. Reason: Why do you care?What's it to you?.PISS OFF!!!

06-05-2009, 05:31 PM	#549
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Those cunts in parliament, who still persist in telling us what the British public wants. That's not their fucking job. We tell them what we want, it's their job to get a fucking grip and deliver. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-05-2009, 06:31 PM	#551
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I think the Stali, erm I mean the Labour Party are working on a thought reading technique, so investment in arsecam is pointless as the technology will soon be obsolete. Soon we won't even be able to think about sodomy. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-06-2009, 09:32 AM	#553
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Fucking television. Wankers. I've just been informed that the England game is only to be shown on Satelite television this afternoon. It's a fucking conspiracy I'm telling you. The fucking BBC will be treating us to free viewing of that England hating cunt Andy Murray all fucking summer, as if anybody wants to watch that bollocks anyway. But England playing? In the World Cup? Our fucking national game I might add. Oh no, you have to pay if you want to watch it, or fuck off down the pub and miss half the game anyway because you have to stand outside in the fucking rain to smoke a fag. Wouldn't fucking happen if Englishmen were in charge of England. And those Scots have the fucking nerve to complain about how we oppress them! It's fucking war I tell you! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-06-2009, 11:56 AM	#554
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	The Cat,, again I have no idea what the hell got into her this morning but my legs look like I ran naked through a cactus patch. Apparently I did not get up when she wanted and my legs and feet were fair game. Needle claws piercing through the blankets, teeth vs my toes. I simply don't have enough band-aids. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

06-07-2009, 05:55 PM	#557
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Cosmetically smart is not ending up looking like your mother mated with a satsuma. You know when you've been tangoed.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-08-2009, 11:19 PM	#559
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	Next time that happens, say, "yes this is Janice" and see what happens. At least have fun with it.

06-08-2009, 11:30 PM	#560
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	Shots in your mouth. Shots in your arm I have no problem with! On the ass? Painful for a little while and maybe a little sore for a few days. Hip? Same thing. But the mouth...ugh... The sad part is, I could avoid the shots in my mouth very easily - by brushing my teeth more and not getting cavities! But nooooo, I have to be absent minded and forget from time to time. Back to the shots in the mouth, I. Hate. Them. So. Much! Yet you need the Novocaine (or whatever dentists use) so that your mouth doesn't writhe in agony as the dentist works on your cavities...or pulls a tooth. Still, it's a pain to get those dang shots straight into your gums. My gums get sore for days, and sometimes a friggen canker sore appears on the injection site, making the area even more painful for a few weeks. So when I go to the dentist, the drill isn't the thing I'm afraid of! It's the friggen shot before the drill! __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding