The Stupid Questions Thread - Page 23 - Rape Board

shysnale · 07-23-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MARADONA

eh eh probably you like brunettes...for me she is red as the avantar!

Do you think the world is collapsing????

Nha, this world always bounce back !
Take the California, the richest states of the Us. If you have a house there and you decide to put solar captors on your roof, you send the bill to the town hall and you're reimbursed immediately ! Thanks to the terminator. Bush was the last one not wanting to sign the Kyoto protocol. Obama said he would do it. I don't know about Hillary though.....Here in France we are bombarded by a lot of adds asking us to do something for the planet, a lot of people are recycling their trashes and are buying cosmetics that doesn't pollute. Keep positive !

Why bad men always are more attractive than heroes in the movies ?

RapeU · 07-23-2008, 06:22 PM

Because being evil is fun! And because the bad people never get what they want.

Why is there white stuff on my penis?

SecretObsession · 07-23-2008, 07:04 PM

Because you were baking cookies, naked, and spilled some sugar?

Why do cats randomly meow?

dashrendar44 · 07-23-2008, 07:36 PM

because birds suddenly appear

(damn you carpenters!)

why does my cat puke on the things hes not supposed to, and not on the floor?

SecretObsession · 07-23-2008, 08:15 PM

good question! idk, mine even runs away if I try to put a towel under her while she's puking and then looks at me like, how dare you? Can't you see that I'm trying to barf on the carpet!

Why does my dogs bark sound more like " Boohff " than woof?

shysnale · 07-24-2008, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SecretObsession

good question! idk, mine even runs away if I try to put a towel under her while she's puking and then looks at me like, how dare you? Can't you see that I'm trying to barf on the carpet!

Why does my dogs bark sound more like " Boohff " than woof?

Something got stuck down his throat while you were beating him. Give it another smash so the thing finally comes down his stomach and he will woof like all dogs.

Why people wearing wigs are more ashamed than people wearing glasses ?

Niceideas · 07-24-2008, 05:14 AM

Maybe because more people wear glasses then wigs so they feel part of a group, or maybe because, stereotypically, wearing glasses is supposedly a sign of being smart.

Did I commit genocide? I had to treat a bee's nest in my garden with a insecticide. I feel bad, but can't have a nest of stinging insects in my garden.

SecretObsession · 07-24-2008, 01:29 PM

Nope. Bees, wasps, and especially hornets are little bastards! They deserve what they get

Shouldn't it be legal to bitch slap morons that pull their car all the way over to the left side of the lane before taking a right hand turn???? And to ram into morons that go 10 miles an hour under the speed limit when there's no snow or rain or ANY valid reason to be cautious?

Niceideas · 07-24-2008, 02:36 PM

Yes mandatory bitch slapping for every idiot that gets behind the wheel of a car, and bus drivers and taxis drivers, they should get an extra bitch slap.

How do you survive a violent pussy enlargment, such as the one Snale refered to earlier?

SecretObsession · 07-24-2008, 02:55 PM

Pass out from the pain, wake up much later in agony

Did it take me so long to figure out what your question was because I've had two glasses of wine?

Niceideas · 07-25-2008, 07:21 AM

Maybe, alcohol slows reactions and thought process.

Why are boobs great?

SecretObsession · 07-25-2008, 04:46 PM

Because men never lose the inherent desire to suckle at the breast

Do people who have scat fetish have a preference for color? Light brown, greenish, orangish????

AWDracer · 07-25-2008, 05:25 PM

I don't think it matters as long as it is poo. And probably, the fresher the better.

If you see a fancy sports car and possibly the owner of the car, would you stare at the car, the guy, or both? or are you not into the flashy cars thing?

SecretObsession · 07-29-2008, 12:34 PM

First look at the car, then see who's driving it

Why does my stomach growl even though I don't feel hungry?

donnalee_s · 07-29-2008, 01:12 PM

are you sure it's your stomach and not your
canine friends growl?

Have you ever had a bowl of hot spicy chicken lips?

touriquet2001 · 07-29-2008, 03:30 PM

lol NO !!!!

why don't i have a question to ask ?

donnalee_s · 07-29-2008, 05:11 PM

cause I took the words right out of your mouth

why do I sing off key?

AWDracer · 07-30-2008, 04:30 AM

Because something else other than a mic should be where your mouth is.

Does vaginal sex really help with achieving female orgasm?

07-30-2008, 02:42 PM

Not needed, a well operated set of tits can bring about female orgasm beautifully.

Why do liberals oppose off shore drilling? I always liked sex on boats!

SecretObsession · 07-30-2008, 02:56 PM

They want you to have sex on the beach

Who in the world doesn't like getting a foot massage?

07-23-2008, 06:22 PM	#442
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07-23-2008, 07:36 PM	#444
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	because birds suddenly appear (damn you carpenters!) why does my cat puke on the things hes not supposed to, and not on the floor? __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

07-23-2008, 07:04 PM	#443
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	Because you were baking cookies, naked, and spilled some sugar? Why do cats randomly meow?

07-23-2008, 08:15 PM	#445
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	good question! idk, mine even runs away if I try to put a towel under her while she's puking and then looks at me like, how dare you? Can't you see that I'm trying to barf on the carpet! Why does my dogs bark sound more like " Boohff " than woof?

07-24-2008, 05:14 AM	#447
Niceideas Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: u.k Posts: 637 Reputation: 893	Maybe because more people wear glasses then wigs so they feel part of a group, or maybe because, stereotypically, wearing glasses is supposedly a sign of being smart. Did I commit genocide? I had to treat a bee's nest in my garden with a insecticide. I feel bad, but can't have a nest of stinging insects in my garden.

07-24-2008, 01:29 PM	#448
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	Nope. Bees, wasps, and especially hornets are little bastards! They deserve what they get Shouldn't it be legal to bitch slap morons that pull their car all the way over to the left side of the lane before taking a right hand turn???? And to ram into morons that go 10 miles an hour under the speed limit when there's no snow or rain or ANY valid reason to be cautious?

07-24-2008, 02:36 PM	#449
Niceideas Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: u.k Posts: 637 Reputation: 893	Yes mandatory bitch slapping for every idiot that gets behind the wheel of a car, and bus drivers and taxis drivers, they should get an extra bitch slap. How do you survive a violent pussy enlargment, such as the one Snale refered to earlier?

07-24-2008, 02:55 PM	#450
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	Pass out from the pain, wake up much later in agony Did it take me so long to figure out what your question was because I've had two glasses of wine?

07-25-2008, 07:21 AM	#451
Niceideas Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: u.k Posts: 637 Reputation: 893	Maybe, alcohol slows reactions and thought process. Why are boobs great?

07-25-2008, 04:46 PM	#452
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	Because men never lose the inherent desire to suckle at the breast Do people who have scat fetish have a preference for color? Light brown, greenish, orangish????

07-25-2008, 05:25 PM	#453
AWDracer Self-exiled Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,017 Reputation: 13270	I don't think it matters as long as it is poo. And probably, the fresher the better. If you see a fancy sports car and possibly the owner of the car, would you stare at the car, the guy, or both? or are you not into the flashy cars thing?

07-29-2008, 12:34 PM	#454
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	First look at the car, then see who's driving it Why does my stomach growl even though I don't feel hungry?

07-29-2008, 01:12 PM	#455
donnalee_s almost gone Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,377 Reputation: 33747	are you sure it's your stomach and not your canine friends growl? Have you ever had a bowl of hot spicy chicken lips?

07-29-2008, 03:30 PM	#456
touriquet2001 please delete Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,805 Reputation: 35886	lol NO !!!! why don't i have a question to ask ?

07-29-2008, 05:11 PM	#457
donnalee_s almost gone Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,377 Reputation: 33747	cause I took the words right out of your mouth why do I sing off key?

07-30-2008, 04:30 AM	#458
AWDracer Self-exiled Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,017 Reputation: 13270	Because something else other than a mic should be where your mouth is. Does vaginal sex really help with achieving female orgasm?

07-30-2008, 02:42 PM	#459
drmephisto Guest Posts: n/a	Not needed, a well operated set of tits can bring about female orgasm beautifully. Why do liberals oppose off shore drilling? I always liked sex on boats!

07-30-2008, 02:56 PM	#460
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	They want you to have sex on the beach Who in the world doesn't like getting a foot massage?