fellaz survey :p

[Noname]

I'll ICQ you with it and we can put it where your mouth is instead.

[Error Nomad]

Originally Posted by Sodoman

Error Nomad, how did you get this precise of a measurement? Did you use a T-square?

Length = 7.5 from top base, or 8.5 from bottom base.
Circumference = 6". Note that this is not the diameter. I am not shaped like a coffee can.

I found the tape measure.

It's been a slow week.

You asked.

EN

[Sternenlied]

I'll ICQ you with it and we can put it where your mouth is instead.

Nice riposte indeed!

I'm waiting ...

[Noname]

See? Now you can't deny it either >: )

[Sternenlied]

I can't argue with that ...

[kinkyone]

Originally Posted by gaggirl

Okay fellaz

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from?
India
How big is your dick?
Average
Do you have hair (on your head)?
Yup !
Do you want to kill your victim?
NO way ! How would she spread my reputation then ?
Whats your phone number?
kinkyone_the_man@yahoo.com ( That's the best i can do over net )
How many times can you cum in an hour?
Initially twice .... but after two hours ....let's give it a break honey!

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) You’ll enjoy it
c) You won’t even realize it happened

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck, not always )
c) I actually taste like beer

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time
I dress in black, Sort of helps to hide in the shadows
just kidding!!! Me too ! Mostly

Gotta admit it's refreshing

[Autumn]

Originally Posted by Error Nomad

Length = 7.5 from top base, or 8.5 from bottom base.
Circumference = 6". Note that this is not the diameter. I am not shaped like a coffee can.

I found the tape measure.

It's been a slow week.

You asked.

EN

...that's it? Just a tape measure? What about like, post-hocs, or something?

This thread is *hilarious*!

1

Originally Posted by gaggirl

Okay fellaz

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from? USA
How big is your dick? It doesn't matter if it is not wanted. (6 inches)
Do you have hair (on your head)? Yes, it's grey, but all there
Do you want to kill your victim? Hell no, you can't rape the dead.
Whats your phone number? Unlisted
How many times can you cum in an hour? As many as I want. (In an hour I would keep it under 3)

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy ***
b) You’ll enjoy it
c) You won’t even realize it happened

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man ****

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction ***
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches (especially ones with noses high in the air that wear clogs)

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine
e) Fine wine and medium rare steaks
Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

just kidding!!!

[Error Nomad]

Originally Posted by Autumn

...that's it? Just a tape measure? What about like, post-hocs, or something?

This thread is *hilarious*!

Can't find my calipers. No drafting board. Casting kit still packed, alternatives have other problems...

EN

[ego]

Come on guys, that was a funny thread!

[SirSinister]

What country u from? Australia
How big is your dick? Big enough to get the tears I like so much
Do you have hair (on your head)? Yes and No... considering shaving it
Do you want to kill your victim? Hell no... though I do like a lil asphyxiation
Whats your phone number? Ask meh on msn ;p
How many times can you cum in an hour? 2 naybe 3

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy Thats the idea
b) You’ll enjoy it If im feeling generous
c) You won’t even realize it happened depends if your conscious

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction Then keep them in a world class dungeon, ahh I can dream
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself SEX!
e) I just hate bitches I could list a few

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer wtf?
b) Mechanics soap Lets try generic
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies nonsmoker
d) Urine Not one for watersports, tried it though ;p

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont) But the board will if I have my way
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud) Ohh she'll be crying but she'll know it also

What you taste like: Wtf? Like I know! Ask Cryptic
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time
If It aint black I aint wearing it, that includes the balaclava

[MeltyMan]

What country u from? Wales
How big is your dick? 7.4
Do you have hair (on your head)? yes
Do you want to kill your victim? no
Whats your phone number? forgot
How many times can you cum in an hour? dont know

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) You’ll enjoy it
c) You won’t even realize it happened

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

[buffspanker]

What country u from?
netherlands/US
How big is your dick?
6 1/2"
Do you have hair (on your head)?
short and grey
Do you want to kill your victim?
nope
Whats your phone number?
PM me
How many times can you cum in an hour?
2, maybe three if you're good

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
b) You’ll enjoy it

Rate your hygiene:
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit

Whats your career:
b) I am a world class blackmailer

Your signature fragrance:

Your cumming style:
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)

What you taste like:
c) I actually taste like beer

Your style of dress:
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

[theman]

What country u from? USA
How big is your dick? 6.5''
Do you have hair (on your head)? Yup
Do you want to kill your victim? Hrmmm.... depends on my mood
Whats your phone number? errrrr?
How many times can you cum in an hour? 2

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) You’ll enjoy it
c) You won’t even realize it happened

Hrmm.... How bout you tell me.

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

C/D

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches

A

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine

I don't really have a signature fragrance x.x.

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

B or C depending

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer

No idea

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

Errr.... I guess C

[Seven]

What country u from? fries country (not, not 'freedom' country, the other)
How big is your dick? 7.5" long and thick cause I like to hear you scream
Do you have hair (on your head)? Yep, dark blond, not really short but not long either
Do you want to kill your victim? Hell no, I want to rape ou over and over, and leave you half-humiliated, you wishing for more
Whats your phone number? You don't need to call me, I'll find you.
How many times can you cum in an hour? Usually 2, maybe more if you deserve it.

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy at first
then b) You’ll enjoy it and ask for more when I'm done
c) You won’t even realize it happened even if you're drugged you'll remember it, I promise

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit you'll have other things in mind
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction for an unforgettable moment
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer wrong time, wrong place, sorry for you
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches tease me, and you'll get what you deserve

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont) let's keep it private, will you?
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby but it's a mere façade
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

[ego]

Ah, no surprises so far, come on guys give us something interesting....

[RapeU]

What country u from?

USA

How big is your dick?

7-8 inches depending on what's exciting me

Do you have hair (on your head)?

yup

Do you want to kill your victim?

sometimes

Whats your phone number?

My phone number? Well, if you insist!

1-800 RAPE YOU

How many times can you cum in an hour?

Twice

Rate your dick:

8

When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy

Rate your hygiene:

c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer

Your cumming style:

b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)

What you taste like:

b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it