An early morning chuckle - Rape Board

Twisted & Easy · 08-21-2007, 10:26 AM

A man came home from work one day and found his young son sitting on the porch deep in thought. Dad, says the boy, I have a question. Whats the difference between reality and theory?
Dad thought for a second and said.. Well son.. I'll let you figure that one out on your own.. by doing this. Go ask your mother if she would have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars... then go ask your sister the same thing.. and then ask your brother as well.. then see if you have an answer to your question. So the little boy ask his mother.. Would you have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Mom thinks for a second and says.. well..I love your father.. but with that kind of money we could pay off the house and all the bills and put all you kids thru a great college.. so yes.. I would. So he goes and ask his sister.. Sis.. would you have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Sis says.. are you insane?? Brad Pitt is such a hunk!!! I dream of him all the time.. of course I would!! So the boy goes and asks his big brother.. Would you have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Bro thinks for a second and says.. Well.. thats kind of nasty.. but man.. a million dollars would give me everything I want.. cars.. mansions.. you name it.. so Yes.. i would. A little bit later Dad finds the little boy sitting back on the porch in tears. Why are you crying son? Did you ask them the question? Have you gotten an answer to your question? Little boy sobs.. yes daddy.. in theory we are sitting on 3 million dollars.. but in reality we are living with 2 whores and a homo!!!

Ntense · 08-21-2007, 05:34 PM

I'm straight as a board, but a million bucks would buy a lot of mouthwash...

Yo, Brad!

Does that make me both a whore AND gay?? Well, at least I'm not a *cheap* whore!

RapeU · 08-23-2007, 04:23 PM

Good laugh.

No amount of money would make me do stuff to or with another guy.

Twisted & Easy · 08-24-2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by RapeU

Good laugh.

No amount of money would make me do stuff to or with another guy.

I dont know.. I figure with that kind of money I could move far away from anyone that knew me and how i got it.. and then have enough hynosis treatments to forget where i got it from and MAYBE then i could live with myself

Darkman · 08-25-2007, 07:31 AM

id do it, and then use the money to hire a hitman to wipe out all who knew! MUWAHAHA!

Twisted & Easy · 08-25-2007, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkman

id do it, and then use the money to hire a hitman to wipe out all who knew! MUWAHAHA!

But hitmen dont come cheap.. if you werent careful all you'd have left is a sore ass and an empty wallet.. that wouldnt be any good.

08-21-2007, 10:26 AM	#1
Twisted & Easy Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sin City Posts: 58 Reputation: 48	An early morning chuckle A man came home from work one day and found his young son sitting on the porch deep in thought. Dad, says the boy, I have a question. Whats the difference between reality and theory? Dad thought for a second and said.. Well son.. I'll let you figure that one out on your own.. by doing this. Go ask your mother if she would have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars... then go ask your sister the same thing.. and then ask your brother as well.. then see if you have an answer to your question. So the little boy ask his mother.. Would you have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Mom thinks for a second and says.. well..I love your father.. but with that kind of money we could pay off the house and all the bills and put all you kids thru a great college.. so yes.. I would. So he goes and ask his sister.. Sis.. would you have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Sis says.. are you insane?? Brad Pitt is such a hunk!!! I dream of him all the time.. of course I would!! So the boy goes and asks his big brother.. Would you have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Bro thinks for a second and says.. Well.. thats kind of nasty.. but man.. a million dollars would give me everything I want.. cars.. mansions.. you name it.. so Yes.. i would. A little bit later Dad finds the little boy sitting back on the porch in tears. Why are you crying son? Did you ask them the question? Have you gotten an answer to your question? Little boy sobs.. yes daddy.. in theory we are sitting on 3 million dollars.. but in reality we are living with 2 whores and a homo!!!

08-21-2007, 05:34 PM	#2
Ntense Privileged Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texass Posts: 688 Reputation: 541	I'm straight as a board, but a million bucks would buy a lot of mouthwash... Yo, Brad! Does that make me both a whore AND gay?? Well, at least I'm not a cheap whore! __________________ Character is what you are in the dark... John Whorfin

08-23-2007, 04:23 PM	#3
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	Good laugh. No amount of money would make me do stuff to or with another guy. __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

08-25-2007, 07:31 AM	#5
Darkman its all give and take Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 688 Reputation: 179	id do it, and then use the money to hire a hitman to wipe out all who knew! MUWAHAHA! __________________ just do it