If you had a time machine... - Rape Board

jack-the-ripa · 10-19-2007, 06:12 PM

...who would you go back in time and rape?

Explain your choises.

10-19-2007, 06:26 PM

Ahh yes, back to the days of knights in shining armour, thought i would be a low life scandrel picking on the buxom ladies of the courts.

So much easier to target and no police or little chance of being caught.

Ragman · 10-19-2007, 07:00 PM

Helen of Troy....

Face that launched a thousand ships? come on.. you KNOW she had it going on

Irondell · 10-19-2007, 07:57 PM

Well, further back than the 20th century everyone stank like limburger, so no thanks....

For me the Tardis stops at 1968 on the set of 'Barbarella'. I wrest the controls of 'The Excessive Machine' away from Duran Duran and mercilessly rape the gorgeous, cock-teasing Jane Fonda senseless.... OMG

Zim · 10-19-2007, 10:37 PM

oh come on. id go into the past, and rape jessica alba over and over, just before she became famous. then, everytime i got horney, id just go back in time to another hot actress. like, nicole kidman and... ooo... zooey d. shes amazing.

kodavictimm · 10-25-2007, 10:09 AM

OK, to borrow from an old science fiction story (title I can't recall), I'd do research; find young women who had died in accidents; fires or floods or landslides, what have you; snatch them from the timestream just before their deaths, rape them until I was tired of them, and then return them to their demise. Callous? Sure, but it would have zero impact on the past so it would not alter the future.

weirdo · 10-25-2007, 01:35 PM

you know the film "Goundhog Day" in which Bill Murray is in a time loop and he awakes every morning on the same day. Only he has memory of what happened?? That would be great. Rape all the day, the next morning is the same morning. But know one remembers what you have done? Almost better than a time machine.

Sodoman · 10-25-2007, 02:17 PM

Well, now this is interesting. I guess I'd hit Marilyn Monroe first. Do I really have to explain why? LOL

Staying in the same era or just shortly after, whichever, Bette Paige! There are more actresses from the 30's 40's 50's and 60s but I can't think of which ones right now. So I also like spirited women, so maybe somebody like Joan of Arc or Annie Oakley. (depending upon what Oakley really looked like, hey Calamity Jane looked like a guy that look on a female does not turn me on. Maybe Cleopatra, have to watch out for the asps. Well, my snake is the only one that should be doing the biting. LOL I'm sure there are more just can't think right now.

kodavictimm · 10-25-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by weirdo

you know the film "Goundhog Day" in which Bill Murray is in a time loop and he awakes every morning on the same day. Only he has memory of what happened?? That would be great. Rape all the day, the next morning is the same morning. But know one remembers what you have done? Almost better than a time machine.

I had considered that too. I've always thought Andie MacDowell was hot, but why put in all the effort to seduce her when you can just rape her... again and again and again... trying all kinds of things... And when you tire of her, there's a whole town of potential victims.

Bill Murray was keeping track of who was going to be hurt or need help, which was really out of his character; I'd be looking for when a woman entered a dark alley or what time her husband left for work...

As for stars and celebrities, Bettie Page is one for sure... and Marilyn... and Jane Mansfield... and Natalie (Gives Me) Wood... Especially if you can go back to a time before you were born; who cares if there is DNA evidence, how can they convict you of a crime that happened before you were born?

Akirana · 10-25-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by weirdo

you know the film "Goundhog Day" in which Bill Murray is in a time loop and he awakes every morning on the same day. Only he has memory of what happened?? That would be great. Rape all the day, the next morning is the same morning. But know one remembers what you have done? Almost better than a time machine.

how about this one?
Stargate SG-1 [4x06] Window Of Opportunity
it's the same kind of idea...
the SG-1 team goes thru the stargate... as usual.. where this dude is experimenting with a time device... wich traps them in a time loop also

and the loop is for like 10 or 12 hours or so... but yeh...
but only Teal'c and O'Neil remember what has happened in the previous loops
and at one point it's funny cause then Daniel Jackson says: "if you know in advance that everything is always gonna go back the way it was. Then you can do anything. for as long as you want without having to worry about consequences"
i'll have to go watch this episode again now

cause it's so damn funny lol

thirsty legend · 10-26-2007, 07:52 AM

I have thought about a sort of Quantum Leap style of rape. Imagine jumping from one time to another raping girls. Al would have to appear and tell you when and who you needed to rape before you leapt again. I could do that.

menace · 10-26-2007, 08:46 AM

The notion that in the past people stank and had lousy hygene stems from medieval Europe when the doctors of the day had a theory that bathing is unhealthy?

During other historic periods people took far better care of their hygene, so finding a reasonably clean victim is fairy easy.

So much for the boring academic stuff... I'd be raping a famous A-list celeb before their days fame is quite alluring. Iimagine remebering the rape every time you see her on big screen! (Yeah, you're a big star now bitch, but you weren't so high and mighty eight years ago when you were crying and pleading while I was fucking you up the ass!

) Once I went through all of them, I'd go waaay back in time before laws, police and the invention of the wheel. Pick out the best looking girl in the village, snatch her even further back in time before mankind itself, and ravage her delights for several days. This way I get even greater degree of control over her, because if she doesn't behave, she doesn't go home.

RapeU · 11-02-2007, 03:02 PM

Lady Gadiva.

Why? Well she rode naked on a horse, who wouldn't want to take advantage of that opprotunity!

10-19-2007, 06:12 PM	#1
jack-the-ripa Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: www.asexuality.org Posts: 203 Reputation: 77	If you had a time machine... ...who would you go back in time and rape? Explain your choises.

10-19-2007, 10:37 PM	#5
Zim Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 109 Reputation: 103	oh come on. id go into the past, and rape jessica alba over and over, just before she became famous. then, everytime i got horney, id just go back in time to another hot actress. like, nicole kidman and... ooo... zooey d. shes amazing. __________________ Rape - It's like saying hello in Japan.

10-25-2007, 10:09 AM	#6
kodavictimm Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 502 Reputation: 484	OK, to borrow from an old science fiction story (title I can't recall), I'd do research; find young women who had died in accidents; fires or floods or landslides, what have you; snatch them from the timestream just before their deaths, rape them until I was tired of them, and then return them to their demise. Callous? Sure, but it would have zero impact on the past so it would not alter the future. __________________ No, I don't think I will rape you, although you need raping, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be raped and often, and by someone who knows how.

10-25-2007, 01:35 PM	#7
weirdo Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 68 Reputation: 62	you know the film "Goundhog Day" in which Bill Murray is in a time loop and he awakes every morning on the same day. Only he has memory of what happened?? That would be great. Rape all the day, the next morning is the same morning. But know one remembers what you have done? Almost better than a time machine. __________________ Don't step on my toe, it maybe connected to the ass that you have to kiss tomorrow.

10-25-2007, 02:17 PM	#8
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	Well, now this is interesting. I guess I'd hit Marilyn Monroe first. Do I really have to explain why? LOL Staying in the same era or just shortly after, whichever, Bette Paige! There are more actresses from the 30's 40's 50's and 60s but I can't think of which ones right now. So I also like spirited women, so maybe somebody like Joan of Arc or Annie Oakley. (depending upon what Oakley really looked like, hey Calamity Jane looked like a guy that look on a female does not turn me on. Maybe Cleopatra, have to watch out for the asps. Well, my snake is the only one that should be doing the biting. LOL I'm sure there are more just can't think right now. __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

10-19-2007, 06:26 PM	#2
clan_hunter Guest Posts: n/a	Ahh yes, back to the days of knights in shining armour, thought i would be a low life scandrel picking on the buxom ladies of the courts. So much easier to target and no police or little chance of being caught.

10-19-2007, 07:00 PM	#3
Ragman Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: an alley near you Posts: 2,226 Reputation: 5535	Helen of Troy.... Face that launched a thousand ships? come on.. you KNOW she had it going on

10-19-2007, 07:57 PM	#4
Irondell Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 6 Reputation: 10	Well, further back than the 20th century everyone stank like limburger, so no thanks.... For me the Tardis stops at 1968 on the set of 'Barbarella'. I wrest the controls of 'The Excessive Machine' away from Duran Duran and mercilessly rape the gorgeous, cock-teasing Jane Fonda senseless.... OMG

10-26-2007, 07:52 AM	#11
thirsty legend Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: london Posts: 20 Reputation: 34	I have thought about a sort of Quantum Leap style of rape. Imagine jumping from one time to another raping girls. Al would have to appear and tell you when and who you needed to rape before you leapt again. I could do that.

10-26-2007, 08:46 AM	#12
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	The notion that in the past people stank and had lousy hygene stems from medieval Europe when the doctors of the day had a theory that bathing is unhealthy? During other historic periods people took far better care of their hygene, so finding a reasonably clean victim is fairy easy. So much for the boring academic stuff... I'd be raping a famous A-list celeb before their days fame is quite alluring. Iimagine remebering the rape every time you see her on big screen! (Yeah, you're a big star now bitch, but you weren't so high and mighty eight years ago when you were crying and pleading while I was fucking you up the ass! ) Once I went through all of them, I'd go waaay back in time before laws, police and the invention of the wheel. Pick out the best looking girl in the village, snatch her even further back in time before mankind itself, and ravage her delights for several days. This way I get even greater degree of control over her, because if she doesn't behave, she doesn't go home. __________________ Try and stop me

11-02-2007, 03:02 PM	#13
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	Lady Gadiva. Why? Well she rode naked on a horse, who wouldn't want to take advantage of that opprotunity! __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding