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09-14-2007, 09:10 AM | #1 |
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The Stupid Questions Thread
Every single one of us has had some question that they were afraid to make a post about because it would get flamed, or posted a stupid question that got flamed. Well here's a place to put them. This is a flame free zone, a place for all your stupid questions. No rudeness or flames or thinly veiled sarcasm, and no "GO GOOGLE IT". Just remember: At least they're asking it here, and not making a new thread for it.
I'll start it off: What is beer made of ? |
09-14-2007, 09:13 AM | #2 |
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Beer is made of
Water Starch source Hops Yeast Clarifying agent How many calories is semen? Is it fattening?
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09-14-2007, 09:48 AM | #3 |
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Well, although I don't have any exact numbers on sperm's calories (they would differ extremly anyway) but ...
... I can assure you that sperm is actually rather healthy. The taste and exact composing depends on the man's lifestyle (alcohol, smoking, etc.) and nutrition of course but in general ejaculat consists of many hormons and proteins your body needs and uses. Those components also (may) have an anti-depressant effect on women. So don't worry about any possible fattening effect. Have sex after (and thus burning the calories) and enjoy his boner!
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04-09-2008, 05:22 PM | #4 |
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Didn't read the rest of the posts, btw... but apparently it's an average of 17 calories.
i read that once on a dieting website, of all places. hehe Edit: Oh, i forgot to ask a stupid question of my own. Brace yourselves; this is an especially stupid question... But... What the hell happened to New Orleans? Does it still exist? A while back, it was completely destroyed. i don't normally watch the news, but i know that George Bush was a prick about the whole affair and barely offered any help at all to the victims of the disaster... But... What has happened since then? Does New Orleans exist again now? (well heck, i did warn you it was an especially stupid question)
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04-09-2008, 08:56 PM | #5 |
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I dont know the answer to the above question, but I can guess that New Orleans is still a city and being repaired and worked on.
What exactly is a "dub"? |
04-10-2008, 05:07 AM | #6 | |
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Why every country morals accepted the 'hello' manner ? It is troublesome. Sometimes the guy you say hello to won't answer because he was thinking of something else and then you get upset, and sometimes in bars you find yourself in very complicated situations like you have to remember who was polite to you last time so you can say hi without be ignored....bla bla bla BULLSHIT I say let's just ignore each other, enter bars, order drinks, then talk. Enter offices, start to work, then talk. Why do we need to say hello ? |
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09-14-2007, 05:46 PM | #7 | |
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If Sternenlied is concerned about the calorie content or fattening aspects of ejaculate, then I doubt she has any problem finding boyfriends! Quote:
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09-15-2007, 04:05 AM | #8 |
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Why is it that so many drivers forget how to drive entirely, the instant they enter a parking lot?
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09-15-2007, 05:18 PM | #9 |
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Why can't life be easy?
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09-16-2007, 04:40 AM | #10 | |
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09-16-2007, 05:02 AM | #11 |
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Where can i catch the next Bus from Berlin/Reinickendorf straight 2 Frisco??!
Any1 ready 2 top that!?!
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09-16-2007, 06:10 AM | #12 | |
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A guy jerks off in a swimming pool, how many chances over a million a woman gets pregnant ? |
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09-16-2007, 08:58 AM | #13 |
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Minimum olympic size swimming pool volume is 2.5 million liters... which is 2.5 billion milliliters... average ejaculate is 2-3 milliliters... lets say 3... thats 3 over 2.5billion... now thats a fucked up ratio... but each milliliter of sperm contains between 20 and 50 million sperm...
Even with so many sperm swining around in the pool there is still FUCK ALL chance of anyone getting pregnant... seeing as if a sperm did get to a women she would first have to be ovulating and the lil bugger would have to survive the journal one past the swimming suit two up inside her and 3 get through the eggs lining... and seeing as the last part takes the combined work of a shit load of sperm... It aint happening... ;p If she sells sea shells by the sea shore, wheres she get the sea shells she sells by the sea shore?.. Last edited by SirSinister; 09-16-2007 at 09:01 AM. |
09-16-2007, 09:30 AM | #14 |
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I would love a semen filled swimming pool wow I would love to swim in that.
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09-16-2007, 09:39 AM | #16 |
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Sorry sir I don't mean to come off as nasty.
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09-16-2007, 01:21 PM | #18 |
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To me there are no dumb questions because it is me who is dumb and often don't understand the questions.
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09-16-2007, 11:17 PM | #19 |
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Why is it there\'s so many types of im servers? Can\'t we have only one?
No...that may be a smart question...*ponders for a stupid question* Why am I hungry?
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