I've Done this - Rape Board

stricken · 02-26-2009, 10:02 PM

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--If you have done any of the following, add them in your reply, but add one more thing you have done.
--If you have not done one of them, delete it, and add another. There should be a minimum of three.

1. Masterbated and got caught
2. Bungee jumped
3. Tasted cum

lexie22 · 02-26-2009, 10:06 PM

1. Masterbated and got caught.
2. Spied on a neighbor.
3. Sideswiped 2 parked police cars.

Hailo · 02-27-2009, 01:34 AM

1. Spied on a neighbour.
2. Sex in a car park with no car.
3. I have scuba dived.

FuckingRotter · 02-27-2009, 03:02 AM

1. Spied on a neighbour.
2. And masturbated!
3. Thrown beer over a cop.

batffink · 02-27-2009, 06:53 AM

Spied on a neighbour. (19 years old)
Been caught masturbating. (yesterday)
Caught pissing out of my bedroom window. (two days ago)

Sternenlied · 02-27-2009, 08:40 AM

1) Pushed my bike beyond the sound barrier (well, not exactly but it sure felt like it

).
2) Jumped out of an airplane.
3) Almost died (not related to #2).

crimsondesire · 02-27-2009, 08:48 AM

*Spied on a neighbor.
*Tasted cum.
*Got caught during intercourse.

lexie22 · 02-27-2009, 10:56 AM

1. Spied on a Neighbor
2. Tasted cum.
3. Got caught during intercourse.
4. Had sex outside.

pervipete · 02-27-2009, 12:28 PM

1 Spied on a neighbour
2 Got caught masturbating
3 Had a fight at work

lexie22 · 02-27-2009, 12:40 PM

1 Spied on a neighbour
2 Got caught masturbating
3 Had a fight at work
4. Been pinned against a car.

Sierra · 02-27-2009, 01:16 PM

1. Masterbated and got caught
2. Jumped out of an airplane (with a parachute)
3. Tasted cum

stricken · 02-27-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by lexie22

1 Spied on a neighbour
2 Got caught masturbating
3 Had a fight at work
4. Been pinned against a car.

1. Spied on my cousin changing clothes
2. Got caught masturbating
3. Masturbated at work
4. Had sex in a car

lexie22 · 02-27-2009, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stricken

1. Spied on my cousin changing clothes
2. Got caught masturbating
3. Masturbated at work
4. Had sex in a car

1. Spied on my dad changing clothes.
2. Got caught masturbating.
3. Masterbated at school.
4. Had sex in a car.

snarkopo · 02-27-2009, 11:05 PM

1 swallowed milk, not cows
2 flown a plane, at night, by myself, w/o experience
3 survived a moose attack

FuckingRotter · 02-28-2009, 05:44 AM

1. Survived a mousse attack (chocolate flavour).
2. Drank stolen milk.
3. Got caught spying on two girls having sex.

snarkopo · 02-28-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

1. Survived a mousse attack (chocolate flavour).
2. Drank stolen milk.
3. Got caught spying on two girls having sex.

So lame.

FuckingRotter · 02-28-2009, 03:36 PM

1. Been told I'm lame.
2. Got drunk with two girls I spied on having sex.
3. Made pancakes with stolen milk.

Is that better for you you snarky bastard? Not my fault you never got attacked by a chocolate mousse wielding nymphomaniac.

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Originally Posted by snarkopo

So lame.

stricken · 02-28-2009, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

1. Been told I'm lame.
2. Got drunk with two girls I spied on having sex.
3. Made pancakes with stolen milk.

Is that better for you you snarky bastard? Not my fault you never got attacked by a chocolate mousse wielding nymphomaniac.

1. Been told I'm lame
2. Got drunk and did not remember what happened that night
3. Tasted breast milk
4. Watched Australia

02-27-2009, 01:34 AM	#3
Hailo Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: London baby! Posts: 1,662 Reputation: 34134	1. Spied on a neighbour. 2. Sex in a car park with no car. 3. I have scuba dived. __________________ It's finally....very very slowly...getting back to normal

02-27-2009, 03:02 AM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	1. Spied on a neighbour. 2. And masturbated! 3. Thrown beer over a cop. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-27-2009, 06:53 AM	#5
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Spied on a neighbour. (19 years old) Been caught masturbating. (yesterday) Caught pissing out of my bedroom window. (two days ago) __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

02-27-2009, 08:40 AM	#6
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	1) Pushed my bike beyond the sound barrier (well, not exactly but it sure felt like it ). 2) Jumped out of an airplane. 3) Almost died (not related to #2). __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

02-27-2009, 08:48 AM	#7
crimsondesire Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 382 Reputation: 7970	Spied on a neighbor. Tasted cum. *Got caught during intercourse. __________________ Nails tear at raw flesh,cutting deep, tossing and turning, quivering with delight as I weep. Eyes wide open and mouth taped shut breathing barely, hands tied up. A loving heart completly ravished, a home for two,taught to share. Blood runs thick on skin so pale and just like my soul,body bare. Tears are dry, mascara stale, My twisted fairy tale.

02-26-2009, 10:06 PM	#2
lexie22 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 835 Reputation: 11198	1. Masterbated and got caught. 2. Spied on a neighbor. 3. Sideswiped 2 parked police cars.

02-27-2009, 10:56 AM	#8
lexie22 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 835 Reputation: 11198	1. Spied on a Neighbor 2. Tasted cum. 3. Got caught during intercourse. 4. Had sex outside.

02-27-2009, 12:28 PM	#9
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	1 Spied on a neighbour 2 Got caught masturbating 3 Had a fight at work __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

02-27-2009, 12:40 PM	#10
lexie22 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 835 Reputation: 11198	1 Spied on a neighbour 2 Got caught masturbating 3 Had a fight at work 4. Been pinned against a car.

02-27-2009, 01:16 PM	#11
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	1. Masterbated and got caught 2. Jumped out of an airplane (with a parachute) 3. Tasted cum __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-27-2009, 11:05 PM	#14
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	1 swallowed milk, not cows 2 flown a plane, at night, by myself, w/o experience 3 survived a moose attack __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

02-28-2009, 05:44 AM	#15
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	1. Survived a mousse attack (chocolate flavour). 2. Drank stolen milk. 3. Got caught spying on two girls having sex. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.