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05-04-2009, 04:27 AM | #1 |
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Wine Snobbery
While I was in Queensland last week, I watched a programme on the TV about food and wine.
I couldn’t help but shake my head in resignation as some plonker pontificated about some vintage as; “A decidedly precocious little drop, somewhat reminiscent of custard apple and pencil shavings and quite cheeky on the nose.†And; “I’m quite excited about this vintage, obviously from the North Slope, and picked rather late. With overtones of ear wax and a rather aggressive attack on the palate.†I ask you, are these wankers for real. Do they actually get paid to mouth this drivel? Or am I an uneducated Philistine? I like wine as much as the next man but I buy what I like and don’t try to piss in other people’s pockets and try to impress them with a heap of bullshit. What do you think? I know some of you are from great wine producing regions i.e. California, Australia, France and Italy so how do you see it?
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05-04-2009, 04:56 AM | #2 |
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I used to think that all that wine snobbery was a load of old bollocks. But a couple of years ago Aunty Beeb started showing a series in which James May, a complete beer swilling wine novice travelled across Europe with a wine expert. Now this bloke isn't one of these head up arsehole types and he taught James May that the essence of wine tasting is to describe what you taste.
That is where all this sheep shit and pencil shaving nonsense comes from. Sounds like the chap you saw on the Noah was over-egging the pudding somewhat. But if you get a chance to watch the series with James May (I forget the other blokes name), then it may all begin to make sense.
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05-04-2009, 07:00 AM | #3 |
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My Three cents! :D
I never watched shows of this kind...so i don't know exactly how it works...btw...i'm italian....
we are the best producers of red in wine in the all world...so i think i know what is good... so i never think that the "all that wine snobbery was a load of old bollocks"...eh eh but i do think that some people are extreme...more then once i visitated some wine producers... specially in Pavia...and yes it still makes me laugh to see old people drink and spit extreme cool wines... it's just that i like only to drink wine...not to spit it. Last edited by MARADONA; 05-04-2009 at 07:05 AM. Reason: Hope it's all clear! ;) |
05-04-2009, 07:36 AM | #4 |
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There is some method in their madness! I understand that most of what we taste is actually composed of information from smell receptors. So you take a big gulp whilst breathing in sharply through the nose and swirling the wine around the mouth to ensure all you taste buds get a bit. The spitting out is to reduce the effects of alcohol in dulling the senses.
I smoke quite heavily, and I have neither the time, money or inclination to learn as comprehensively about wine as these poncy experts, but as Batfink says I know what I like. My preference is for old world reds, especially French, Italian and Spanish, but I've also developed a taste for Chilean wine in the last few years. White wine I tend to limit myself to anything from a Chardonnay grape, so Chablis, Champagne and Cognac is right up my street. Sicily produces some dry Chardonnays that come out at a higher alcohol content than usual and go great with oysters. Still, wine is like art, all a matter of taste.
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05-04-2009, 09:16 AM | #5 |
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The guy with James May FR is called Oz Clarke
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05-04-2009, 10:08 AM | #6 | |
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I see...
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Btw, i see you have a good culture towards wines...to be honest i don't like Chilean wines... i tryed several of them when i have been in Peru...but no one was good for me...same for wines from Argentina... spanish wiens are good...but a touch too rough for me...did you ever tryed "il Rosso" or "il Brunello" di Montalcino? If not...i strongly advice you to try the brand "Barbi"...to me is the best one we have. |
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05-04-2009, 10:34 AM | #7 |
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That's it, Oz Clarke. Thanks Pete.
I think Montalcino is available here Maradona, but not the better vats, just the stuff that might as well get turned into cooking sherry and gets sold at Happy Shopper for inflated prices. Just goes to show price is no guide when it comes to wine. I usually spend £6-8.50 on a bottle, but the major supermarket chains here all sell decent own brand plonk for around £3, that serves just as well poured in a bolognese sauce or poured down your own throat!
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05-04-2009, 12:58 PM | #8 |
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Same as art critics, they're full of shit.
Nice to see you back btw.
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Cool!
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I will look for it...if i can find i will let you know my "review"! Quote:
"il Rosso" goes around the 10/15 euros..."il Brunello" around the 30/40...better to drink a good "Chianti" i guess! |
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05-04-2009, 06:40 PM | #10 |
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I thought all english people were snobs
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05-04-2009, 07:37 PM | #11 |
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They are Chitown, they are! But I'm Scottish.
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05-04-2009, 08:41 PM | #12 |
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I spent a year in Canada during one week, a decade or so back. They had a 1 to 10 scale of sweetness in all of their wine shops. It was great. A #1 tasted like ethanol and a # 10 tasted like melted jello. A #5 suited my taste very well. At home, that system doesn't exist.
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05-04-2009, 08:48 PM | #13 |
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were you in ontario? were the only province that has mandated alcohol shops, you cant get liquor anywhere but at the LCBO shops, and you can only get beer at the aptly named "the beer store" chains. ive never really seen that scaley thing, but then again, im usually at the LCBo for rum and vodka, not vino
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05-04-2009, 09:02 PM | #15 |
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Absolutely incredible! I could start a thread here devoted to Quantum Physics, the sex life of Atilla the Hun or Black Holes (No! not those black holes FuckingRotter) and still you lot would surprise me by the extent of your knowledge.
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05-04-2009, 09:16 PM | #16 |
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Actually, I think Attila preferred a stout beer mixed with ox blood. I don't think wine was on the menu.
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05-05-2009, 05:01 AM | #17 |
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Fucking Priceless.
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05-06-2009, 03:40 PM | #18 |
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What he meant to say was 'you lot could bullshit about anything....'
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Don't worry about FuckingRotter mate, he only needs the slightest bit of encouragement and he'll be there with his white van full of bullshit par exellence.
He tries to appear aloof from all this banter but his devious fucking mind is always working away. He'll poleaxe you between the eyes when you least expect it, mark my words. FuckingRotter invented bullshit.
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