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batffink · 04-05-2009, 06:35 AM

Do you remember when you were little boys at school when you held competitions to see who could piss the highest up a wall? I recall making a bet with a friend that I could piss higher than him and trying so hard that I pissed in my own face and down my shirt. I had to go into class with my shirt all wet and smelling of urine.
Fucking embarrassing, especially in front of the girls.
Sometimes even now when no-one is looking I see how far I can piss up the wall of the urinal. Am I on my own or do you guys still try?

FuckingRotter · 04-05-2009, 06:49 AM

Do you still piss all over your face?

snarkopo · 04-05-2009, 06:57 AM

I really don't remember anything like that. I do like like to knock things off the urinal though.

MARADONA · 04-05-2009, 07:36 AM

Yes it's a tipical joke i used to play...i never arrived to piss on my face...but yeah it was a funny game!

pervipete · 04-05-2009, 09:55 AM

I don't do them now, but if there is one of them toilet clean blocks in the urinal, well it's good to have a target.

FuckingRotter · 04-05-2009, 10:19 AM

A girl on her knees with a wide open mouth makes a good target for me these days.

pervipete · 04-05-2009, 10:59 AM

true, and more portable as well, handy at concerts and football matches.

shysnale · 04-05-2009, 03:09 PM

I remember as a kid I enjoyed throwing way too many toilet paper down the toilets and the way I put it it looked like an asswipe paper fortress. I loved to imagine people living in that fortress and thinking I had the power to drown them all in my piss. I spent forever in the loo making episodes of the drowned fortress, I loved to imagine all these people yelling and screaming when my piss entered their lungs.

FuckingRotter · 04-05-2009, 03:20 PM

Wouldn't those people actually be choking and gurgling when your piss enters their lungs?I'm not absolutely certain myself as the only time I saw someone drown was that toilet cleaner advert with Tony Robinson doing the voiceover....

shysnale · 04-05-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Wouldn't those people actually be choking and gurgling when your piss enters their lungs?I'm not absolutely certain myself as the only time I saw someone drown was that toilet cleaner advert with Tony Robinson doing the voiceover....

yeah you're right. There's a bug in my script. I gotta go to the toilets again...

fival · 04-05-2009, 04:39 PM

i still try and piss over feces and walls at partys an shit when im outide smokin or refillin my cup from the keg

pervipete · 04-05-2009, 05:27 PM

hey fival is that typo faces or fences

cause it could show a whole different side to you!!

Conrad · 04-05-2009, 05:54 PM

In this bar i go to there's a long urinal trough thingy, like not seperate urinals, anyways sometimes find that i stand at the end furthest from the drain hole and try to finish my piss before the flow makes it to the drain.

snarkopo · 04-05-2009, 07:56 PM

A long time ago when I was 15 or so I remember going to the men's room at the Minnesota Stare Fair. I was high as hell and on one side of the room were urinals that were like troughs. On the other side were sinks that looked like troughs.
So, while everyone else is on one side of the room pissing in the urinals I was on the other side pissing in the sinks. No one said anything strangely. Except my friend who couldn't stop laughing.

whyaskwhy · 04-05-2009, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by batffink

Do you remember when you were little boys at school when you held competitions to see who could piss the highest up a wall? I recall making a bet with a friend that I could piss higher than him and trying so hard that I pissed in my own face and down my shirt. I had to go into class with my shirt all wet and smelling of urine.
Fucking embarrassing, especially in front of the girls.
Sometimes even now when no-one is looking I see how far I can piss up the wall of the urinal. Am I on my own or do you guys still try?

OK,so I'm 37 now and my best friend who is just two years younger and I were having a conversation on the phone when both of us should have been in our respective offices across town from each other actually doing work.Instead we were talking movies and sports when he put me on hold for what I thought was a client coming into his office so I just hung up.He called me back like twenty minutes later and explained that he had needed to use the restroom for all of our previous conversation which lasted around a half hour and just couldn't wait anymore. Now this was at work with no alcohol involved to help him along and he couldn't wait to tell me how bad that he was having to go and how hard it had been to hold it so when he got to the bathroom,being an amateur athlete himself,he decided to time his piss break to try to beat an old record he had once set.I know!right!? "1:50 as of today!!!"He said. "Bullshit!!" I replied back."that's pretty good,right?I mean I haven't been drinking or anything."he added. "Whatever,I can beat it!just wait!" I said and with that the battle began for the stupidest winners title in history! LONGEST PISSBREAK WITHOUT THE HELP OF EXCESSIVE LIQUIDS.
Yea,I did just say that...I've heard women say that guys never really fully grow up.I'm living proof that they are right.I've only done 1:06. The funny thing is,I feel kinda like a failure when I stop my watch and see less than 1:50. 1 minute 50 seconds is an eternity to have a constant stream of urine exit your body if you haven't been drinking.I'll win though!One day I'll win.Never give up.Never give in,never say die!!!

fival · 04-05-2009, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pervipete

hey fival is that typo faces or fences

cause it could show a whole different side to you!!

ya thats a typo it was supposed to be fences but the n didnt show up lol

doggystylethatgirl · 04-05-2009, 11:55 PM

i useto matserbate then stand tall & piss my name higher then the other kids, but never in my face, it usually would spray up then downwards like a beautiful waterfall like effect.

fival · 04-05-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by whyaskwhy

OK,so I'm 37 now and my best friend who is just two years younger and I were having a conversation on the phone when both of us should have been in our respective offices across town from each other actually doing work.Instead we were talking movies and sports when he put me on hold for what I thought was a client coming into his office so I just hung up.He called me back like twenty minutes later and explained that he had needed to use the restroom for all of our previous conversation which lasted around a half hour and just couldn't wait anymore. Now this was at work with no alcohol involved to help him along and he couldn't wait to tell me how bad that he was having to go and how hard it had been to hold it so when he got to the bathroom,being an amateur athlete himself,he decided to time his piss break to try to beat an old record he had once set.I know!right!? "1:50 as of today!!!"He said. "Bullshit!!" I replied back."that's pretty good,right?I mean I haven't been drinking or anything."he added. "Whatever,I can beat it!just wait!" I said and with that the battle began for the stupidest winners title in history! LONGEST PISSBREAK WITHOUT THE HELP OF EXCESSIVE LIQUIDS.
Yea,I did just say that...I've heard women say that guys never really fully grow up.I'm living proof that they are right.I've only done 1:06. The funny thing is,I feel kinda like a failure when I stop my watch and see less than 1:50. 1 minute 50 seconds is an eternity to have a constant stream of urine exit your body if you haven't been drinking.I'll win though!One day I'll win.Never give up.Never give in,never say die!!!

we have timed one of our drinking buddys and he can take a canstant piss for just over 3 mins but we tend to get shit housed but im pretty sure he can piss about that long when hes sober as well,

hes one of those guys who pisses like once a day if that so when he does hes gone for like 5 mins every time lol

FuckingRotter · 04-06-2009, 02:27 AM

In Somerset they have a saying for men who can piss for a long time:

"He can piss like a donkey."

batffink · 04-06-2009, 06:21 AM

When I was 18 I remember a neighbour complaining to my father about me writing my name in the snow on his front lawn with my piss. My father, rather irritably, asked him what the fuck he was complaining about and the neighbour said "Well, it's in my daughter's handwriting!"

04-05-2009, 06:35 AM	#1
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	For boys only. Do you remember when you were little boys at school when you held competitions to see who could piss the highest up a wall? I recall making a bet with a friend that I could piss higher than him and trying so hard that I pissed in my own face and down my shirt. I had to go into class with my shirt all wet and smelling of urine. Fucking embarrassing, especially in front of the girls. Sometimes even now when no-one is looking I see how far I can piss up the wall of the urinal. Am I on my own or do you guys still try? __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

04-05-2009, 06:49 AM	#2
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Do you still piss all over your face? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-05-2009, 06:57 AM	#3
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	I really don't remember anything like that. I do like like to knock things off the urinal though. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

04-05-2009, 07:36 AM	#4
MARADONA Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of the Lost Posts: 1,838 Reputation: 40272	eh eh Yes it's a tipical joke i used to play...i never arrived to piss on my face...but yeah it was a funny game!

04-05-2009, 09:55 AM	#5
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	I don't do them now, but if there is one of them toilet clean blocks in the urinal, well it's good to have a target. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-05-2009, 10:19 AM	#6
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	A girl on her knees with a wide open mouth makes a good target for me these days. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-05-2009, 10:59 AM	#7
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	true, and more portable as well, handy at concerts and football matches. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-05-2009, 03:09 PM	#8
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	I remember as a kid I enjoyed throwing way too many toilet paper down the toilets and the way I put it it looked like an asswipe paper fortress. I loved to imagine people living in that fortress and thinking I had the power to drown them all in my piss. I spent forever in the loo making episodes of the drowned fortress, I loved to imagine all these people yelling and screaming when my piss entered their lungs.

04-05-2009, 03:20 PM	#9
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Wouldn't those people actually be choking and gurgling when your piss enters their lungs?I'm not absolutely certain myself as the only time I saw someone drown was that toilet cleaner advert with Tony Robinson doing the voiceover.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-05-2009, 04:39 PM	#11
fival Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: killifornia Posts: 678 Reputation: 12056	i still try and piss over feces and walls at partys an shit when im outide smokin or refillin my cup from the keg __________________ a women looking in the mirror says to her husband "give me compliment i think i look fat and ugly" the husband replys "your vision is perfect"

04-05-2009, 05:27 PM	#12
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	hey fival is that typo faces or fences cause it could show a whole different side to you!! __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-05-2009, 05:54 PM	#13
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	In this bar i go to there's a long urinal trough thingy, like not seperate urinals, anyways sometimes find that i stand at the end furthest from the drain hole and try to finish my piss before the flow makes it to the drain.

04-05-2009, 07:56 PM	#14
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	A long time ago when I was 15 or so I remember going to the men's room at the Minnesota Stare Fair. I was high as hell and on one side of the room were urinals that were like troughs. On the other side were sinks that looked like troughs. So, while everyone else is on one side of the room pissing in the urinals I was on the other side pissing in the sinks. No one said anything strangely. Except my friend who couldn't stop laughing. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

04-05-2009, 11:55 PM	#17
doggystylethatgirl Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 4,113 Reputation: 27657	i useto matserbate then stand tall & piss my name higher then the other kids, but never in my face, it usually would spray up then downwards like a beautiful waterfall like effect.

04-06-2009, 02:27 AM	#19
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	In Somerset they have a saying for men who can piss for a long time: "He can piss like a donkey." __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-06-2009, 06:21 AM	#20
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	When I was 18 I remember a neighbour complaining to my father about me writing my name in the snow on his front lawn with my piss. My father, rather irritably, asked him what the fuck he was complaining about and the neighbour said "Well, it's in my daughter's handwriting!" __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.