What pissed you off today? - Page 12 - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 04-30-2013, 09:52 AM

Some fucking twat, I know he's home but he won't answer his fucking phone!

The_Scotsman · 04-30-2013, 12:44 PM

Aye, cause you keep doing all that heavy breathing crap.

FuckingRotter · 04-30-2013, 01:12 PM

No, that's Pete, they don't call him pervy for nothing!

WickedLady · 04-30-2013, 01:28 PM

Some Scottish dude calling me his fuckin' wick

FuckingRotter · 04-30-2013, 02:27 PM

What the fuck is a fucking wick?

LittleLadyBug · 04-30-2013, 02:30 PM

The Fedex man. He's an idiot that can't do his job, so now I have to pay to have it redelivered or pick it up myself.

jwham · 04-30-2013, 02:57 PM

Stupid people who do not realize they are stupid and therefore won’t listen to reason.

(Not board related rather in RL)

pervipete · 04-30-2013, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

No, that's Pete, they don't call him pervy for nothing!

Well a man needs a hobby, and its a great way to piss of telesales workers...

Need2BOwned · 04-30-2013, 04:37 PM

Someone stole eggs that our hen laid. I hate a thief!!!!!

jwham · 04-30-2013, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Need2BOwned

Someone stole eggs that our hen laid. I hate a thief!!!!!

At least they didn't take the hen

I swear

Need2BOwned · 04-30-2013, 04:52 PM

lol! Knowing Nugget (yes, that's her name), she wouldn't let them catch her. She's a "momma's bird".

buttfreak · 04-30-2013, 04:56 PM

every goddamn thing

jwham · 04-30-2013, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Need2BOwned

lol! Knowing Nugget (yes, that's her name), she wouldn't let them catch her. She's a "momma's bird".

Chicken Nugget? I love it! Her eggs must be the best for thieves to risk their freedom for a breakfast of sunny side up. How many youngens of hers have you eaten?

Need2BOwned · 04-30-2013, 05:00 PM

None! I won't keep a rooster. They're too loud and obnoxious. Besides, there's only one kind of cock I like and it doesn't have wings

Yes, I'm a sick person. If we get another laying hen, I'm naming her "Tender"

jwham · 04-30-2013, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Need2BOwned

None! I won't keep a rooster. They're too loud and obnoxious. Besides, there's only one kind of cock I like and it doesn't have wings

Yes, I'm a sick person. If we get another laying hen, I'm naming her "Tender"

You can...

Anytime

Need2BOwned · 04-30-2013, 05:10 PM

"cock" a doodle-doo baby!!!

Bring it!

LIDM99810 · 04-30-2013, 05:16 PM

I hate cocks. (The birds) we had one that would lie in wait then rush up all spurs and kick at our ankles. I hated the fucking thing.

jwham · 04-30-2013, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Need2BOwned

"cock" a doodle-doo baby!!!

Bring it!

An invitation

I can’t refuse

LIDM99810 · 04-30-2013, 05:19 PM

You forgot the barbs on its feet

Need2BOwned · 04-30-2013, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwham

An invitation

I can’t refuse

OMG! It's "Supercock!"

04-30-2013, 09:52 AM	#221
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Some fucking twat, I know he's home but he won't answer his fucking phone! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-30-2013, 01:12 PM	#223
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	No, that's Pete, they don't call him pervy for nothing! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-30-2013, 02:27 PM	#225
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	What the fuck is a fucking wick? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-30-2013, 12:44 PM	#222
The_Scotsman Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Take A Wild Guess!! Posts: 1,282 Reputation: 5733	Aye, cause you keep doing all that heavy breathing crap.

04-30-2013, 01:28 PM	#224
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Some Scottish dude calling me his fuckin' wick

04-30-2013, 02:30 PM	#226
LittleLadyBug Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 17 Reputation: 191	The Fedex man. He's an idiot that can't do his job, so now I have to pay to have it redelivered or pick it up myself.

04-30-2013, 02:57 PM	#227
jwham Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: USA Posts: 1,007 Reputation: 23285	Stupid people who do not realize they are stupid and therefore won’t listen to reason. (Not board related rather in RL)

04-30-2013, 04:37 PM	#229
Need2BOwned Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northeast GA USA Posts: 666 Reputation: 5682	Someone stole eggs that our hen laid. I hate a thief!!!!!

04-30-2013, 04:52 PM	#231
Need2BOwned Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northeast GA USA Posts: 666 Reputation: 5682	lol! Knowing Nugget (yes, that's her name), she wouldn't let them catch her. She's a "momma's bird".

04-30-2013, 04:56 PM	#232
buttfreak - Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,214 Reputation: 30316	every goddamn thing

04-30-2013, 05:00 PM	#234
Need2BOwned Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northeast GA USA Posts: 666 Reputation: 5682	None! I won't keep a rooster. They're too loud and obnoxious. Besides, there's only one kind of cock I like and it doesn't have wings Yes, I'm a sick person. If we get another laying hen, I'm naming her "Tender"

04-30-2013, 05:10 PM	#236
Need2BOwned Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northeast GA USA Posts: 666 Reputation: 5682	"cock" a doodle-doo baby!!! Bring it!

04-30-2013, 05:16 PM	#237
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	I hate cocks. (The birds) we had one that would lie in wait then rush up all spurs and kick at our ankles. I hated the fucking thing.

04-30-2013, 05:19 PM	#239
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	You forgot the barbs on its feet