Most ridiculous/useless/hilarious rape gadget - Rape Board

TZOFOSHO · 06-27-2009, 08:06 PM

an idea suggested by whyaskwhy in the 'poppers' thread, because i'm a drunken idiot and misunderstood what was meant by a 'popper'. Anyway, i really liked the idea and thought we should try and run with a list of the most ridiculous, useless and/or hilarious rape gadgets we could come up with.

The first thing that comes to mind for me would be using a rubber chicken to rape a girl, it might actually be a pretty effective tool if you're into humiliation, what's more humiliating than being raped with a toy that's normally meant for hilarity.

Another idea is one of those plastic bats for kids. I imagine after a couple times, hit hard enough it would actually start to hurt, but when you first caught the girl, told her not to move and hit the plastic bat by the side of her head for emphasis, she might start to ask you who put you up to it.

any other ideas of stupid rape devices?

whyaskwhy · 06-27-2009, 08:50 PM

Nice! I always thought it would be hot to use some of those trick handcuffs on some hot victim and leave her for a little bit...Her freedom is just a touch of a button away...If she is not too dumb to figure it out then she gets them off and gets away,if not it's a night of fun for me and a ventriloquist's dummy!(gotta learn to throw my voice.

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TZOFOSHO · 06-27-2009, 08:59 PM

lol, i think that'd be fuckin horrible, you're raping a girl and you want to talk 'sweet' to her, but you'll only do it using your ventriloquist dummy

whyaskwhy · 06-27-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TZOFOSHO

lol, i think that'd be fuckin horrible, you're raping a girl and you want to talk 'sweet' to her, but you'll only do it using your ventriloquist dummy

Yea,and how fucked up would she feel when it's the dummys turn.

timewarrior · 06-28-2009, 02:24 AM

man talk about splinters. . . .

TZOFOSHO · 06-28-2009, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by whyaskwhy

Yea,and how fucked up would she feel when it's the dummys turn.

lol, now we're boarding on the hilarity porn. Seems like something the company who uses dildos instead of penises would do.

Along the same lines, why not use a sock puppet in the rape? Would probably scare the shit out of the victim as she wonders what kind of fucked up soul is channeling their fantasy through a sock puppet. (reminds me of the car fax/ car fox commercial on now)

FuckingRotter · 06-28-2009, 04:01 AM

The best twist if she didn't work out the trick handcuffs would be to show her yourself at the end of her ordeal....

pervipete · 06-28-2009, 04:56 AM

How about a water pistol...

Love the sock puppet idea, and Rotter that is genius, I can see the look on her face now..

Cedar · 06-28-2009, 06:44 AM

How about a water pistol...

Loaded with sperm instead of water, of course.....

JaniceJ · 06-28-2009, 01:00 PM

Hubby and I enjoy forced sex roleplay. Sometimes toys are involved. Other times he will wear a mask. I most enjoy the masks since I can use my imagination and wonder who might be behind it, plus he seems to be a bit more aggressive.

Some of these masks have horns and some have "noses" that have odd shapes. Not too often, but on occassion, the masks with the longer, stiffer noses end up in places I am sure the designers never intended.

whyaskwhy · 06-28-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

The best twist if she didn't work out the trick handcuffs would be to show her yourself at the end of her ordeal....

NICE!!! I LOVE IT!

whyaskwhy · 06-28-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pervipete

How about a water pistol...

Ha! Only if she was LittleMissRotter or The other girls on here that participated in that game...(we need to resurrect that tread!)

06-27-2009, 08:06 PM	#1
TZOFOSHO Hardest E-thug around Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 970 Reputation: 38545	Most ridiculous/useless/hilarious rape gadget an idea suggested by whyaskwhy in the 'poppers' thread, because i'm a drunken idiot and misunderstood what was meant by a 'popper'. Anyway, i really liked the idea and thought we should try and run with a list of the most ridiculous, useless and/or hilarious rape gadgets we could come up with. The first thing that comes to mind for me would be using a rubber chicken to rape a girl, it might actually be a pretty effective tool if you're into humiliation, what's more humiliating than being raped with a toy that's normally meant for hilarity. Another idea is one of those plastic bats for kids. I imagine after a couple times, hit hard enough it would actually start to hurt, but when you first caught the girl, told her not to move and hit the plastic bat by the side of her head for emphasis, she might start to ask you who put you up to it. any other ideas of stupid rape devices? __________________ I'm a drunken fool...

06-27-2009, 08:50 PM	#2
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	Nice! I always thought it would be hot to use some of those trick handcuffs on some hot victim and leave her for a little bit...Her freedom is just a touch of a button away...If she is not too dumb to figure it out then she gets them off and gets away,if not it's a night of fun for me and a ventriloquist's dummy!(gotta learn to throw my voice.) __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill."

06-27-2009, 08:59 PM	#3
TZOFOSHO Hardest E-thug around Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 970 Reputation: 38545	lol, i think that'd be fuckin horrible, you're raping a girl and you want to talk 'sweet' to her, but you'll only do it using your ventriloquist dummy __________________ I'm a drunken fool...

06-28-2009, 04:01 AM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	The best twist if she didn't work out the trick handcuffs would be to show her yourself at the end of her ordeal.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-28-2009, 04:56 AM	#8
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	How about a water pistol... Love the sock puppet idea, and Rotter that is genius, I can see the look on her face now.. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

06-28-2009, 02:24 AM	#5
timewarrior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 33 Reputation: 306	man talk about splinters. . . .

06-28-2009, 06:44 AM	#9
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	How about a water pistol... Loaded with sperm instead of water, of course..... __________________ Coito ergo sum

06-28-2009, 01:00 PM	#10
JaniceJ Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Midwest US of A. Posts: 217 Reputation: 20363	Hubby and I enjoy forced sex roleplay. Sometimes toys are involved. Other times he will wear a mask. I most enjoy the masks since I can use my imagination and wonder who might be behind it, plus he seems to be a bit more aggressive. Some of these masks have horns and some have "noses" that have odd shapes. Not too often, but on occassion, the masks with the longer, stiffer noses end up in places I am sure the designers never intended.