Jedis anyone? - Rape Board

Underwise · 09-16-2009, 09:59 PM

Maybe it's because I'm obsessed with Star Wars, but I've always thought that it would be really hot to rape a female jedi. I mean, they're basically the essence of good and purity, and they're not allowed to have sex. What could be a better target? But anyway, I post this here to see if anyone else think jedis are hot.

The other thing is that I've been thinking about doing a jedi themed roleplay on this forum, but since it's not technically a roleplay I thought it would be better to put it here just to be safe.

BTN · 09-17-2009, 03:47 AM

I know exactly where you're coming from! I've always had a thing for the twi'lek girls in those films. So if you checkout Aayla Secura on the net thats an example of a Jedi chick I'd like to play "hide the lightsaber" with.

Although the Twi'lek dancing girls are more fun. Sold into slavery from birth? How are they not rape toys?

Sternenlied · 09-17-2009, 06:21 AM

I smell geeks ...

BTN · 09-17-2009, 07:03 AM

You smell correctly Madam

menace · 09-17-2009, 10:46 AM

And how do you get around the Force? Jedi's need no lightsabers to be dangerous.

menace · 09-17-2009, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sternenlied

I smell geeks ...

Takes one to know one!

BTN · 09-17-2009, 11:15 AM

Stand back. This is going to be a hell of a geek reply to the issue of the force

Ysalamir. A force replelling lizard from the planet Myrkr. Now all we need to do is get there

theDarkOne · 09-17-2009, 01:56 PM

I would imagine it would be very hard(no pun intended)to rape
a jedi.The rapist would have to have a good handle on the force himself.

This is an interesting topic.

I typed in jedi rape at goggle and this came up.
http://www.xfire.com/video/a3b44/
It's kinda funny.

pervipete · 09-17-2009, 02:55 PM

true, but a Sith might be able....

Flesh4Fantasy · 09-17-2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Underwise

...a female jedi. I mean, they're basically the essence of good and purity, and they're not allowed to have sex.

They must really kick ass with all that frustration built up.

And why did not Sternenlied pick up on this grossly unfair double standard???

Underwise · 09-17-2009, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theDarkOne

[B][COLOR="Red"]I would imagine it would be very hard(no pun intended)to rape
a jedi.

That's one of the reason's why i think it would be so hot to rape a jedi. How humiliating would it be to know you were part of some of the most powerful warriors ever only to be brought down to the level of rape?

And Sternenlied, I'm proud of it.

chestnut · 09-17-2009, 08:42 PM

I've kind of thought about this one too. Perhaps a twi-lek jedi and a sith. That's HOT

GeorgeDaBrute · 09-18-2009, 12:40 PM

mmm jedi ...but no Twi'leks the leku put me off .. however any of the generally human. and just think you'll be doing them a favor since we all know from the old star wars KoTOR era that force sensitivity is genetically linked ..so since jedi don't voluntarily breed your actually helping them to maintain thier numbers...it's a winwin.

*pulls out his geek hat and puts it on...for a minute then stuffs it back into the hidden pocket on his black bag*

Sternenlied · 09-25-2009, 08:16 AM

09-16-2009, 09:59 PM	#1
Underwise Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 94 Reputation: 757	Jedis anyone? Maybe it's because I'm obsessed with Star Wars, but I've always thought that it would be really hot to rape a female jedi. I mean, they're basically the essence of good and purity, and they're not allowed to have sex. What could be a better target? But anyway, I post this here to see if anyone else think jedis are hot. The other thing is that I've been thinking about doing a jedi themed roleplay on this forum, but since it's not technically a roleplay I thought it would be better to put it here just to be safe. __________________ I'm going to hell when I die. Last edited by Underwise; 09-17-2009 at 01:17 AM.

09-17-2009, 03:47 AM	#2
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	I know exactly where you're coming from! I've always had a thing for the twi'lek girls in those films. So if you checkout Aayla Secura on the net thats an example of a Jedi chick I'd like to play "hide the lightsaber" with. Although the Twi'lek dancing girls are more fun. Sold into slavery from birth? How are they not rape toys? __________________ So say we all

09-17-2009, 06:21 AM	#3
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	I smell geeks ... __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

09-17-2009, 07:03 AM	#4
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	You smell correctly Madam __________________ So say we all

09-17-2009, 10:46 AM	#5
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	And how do you get around the Force? Jedi's need no lightsabers to be dangerous. __________________ Try and stop me

09-17-2009, 11:15 AM	#7
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	Stand back. This is going to be a hell of a geek reply to the issue of the force Ysalamir. A force replelling lizard from the planet Myrkr. Now all we need to do is get there __________________ So say we all

09-17-2009, 01:56 PM	#8
theDarkOne Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Never gonna give you up,Never gonna let you down,Never gonna run around and desert you. Posts: 1,693 Reputation: 57368	I would imagine it would be very hard(no pun intended)to rape a jedi.The rapist would have to have a good handle on the force himself. This is an interesting topic. I typed in jedi rape at goggle and this came up. http://www.xfire.com/video/a3b44/ It's kinda funny. Last edited by theDarkOne; 09-17-2009 at 01:58 PM. Reason: I am a Jedi and i edited this with my mind.

09-17-2009, 02:55 PM	#9
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	true, but a Sith might be able.... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

09-17-2009, 08:42 PM	#12
chestnut Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: northwest USA Posts: 4 Reputation: 78	I've kind of thought about this one too. Perhaps a twi-lek jedi and a sith. That's HOT

09-18-2009, 12:40 PM	#13
GeorgeDaBrute Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North of Kansas City KS Posts: 426 Reputation: 2180	mmm jedi ...but no Twi'leks the leku put me off .. however any of the generally human. and just think you'll be doing them a favor since we all know from the old star wars KoTOR era that force sensitivity is genetically linked ..so since jedi don't voluntarily breed your actually helping them to maintain thier numbers...it's a winwin. pulls out his geek hat and puts it on...for a minute then stuffs it back into the hidden pocket on his black bag

09-25-2009, 08:16 AM	#14
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	__________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way