I'VE GOT a problem with...

[cryptic]

Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

I am way far from anorexic! I do eat, I eat alot. But I eat good stuff, there are more foods on my "cant eat" list than on my "eat" list. I think I would have to lose alot of weight to be anorexic, so thats not going to happen. I'm chubby as hell.

You are right though, I got a great ass and all my girl friends are jealous. But unfortunately, a great ass wont get you as far as a pretty face and great smile, like they have.

*Smacks you upside the forehead*
In a caring, sisterly way, of course.

I've seen photos you've posted, in the brief moments before you took them down again.
You are the kind of size most girls spend their whole life trying to attain.

Here's a thingy:
http://www.halls.md/body-mass-index/bmi.htm

I'm posting it because, having seen your pictures, I'm confident it'll give you an ego boost.
I'm betting it will tell you that you're in the lower half of the healthy weight range.
If you're athletic and have a fair bit of muscle, maybe it will tell you you're closer to the middle of healthy (which is medically perfect, by the way).

And then it has this nifty little section which basically says, "You are thinner than this many people in the world".

Hope this helps give you a little perspective.

[HRH1948]

And, now for something entirely different...

I have a problem with The United States Government, The United States Treasury and the fucking Internal Revenue Service!

It's April 15th. The official yearly climax date for the year long rape of the U.S. taxpayer!

I have a problem with politicians that redesign our society through taxation.

I have a problem with paying a higher percentage of income in taxes than 97% of our population.

I have a problem with the United States Social Security System. A few days ago I received my annual statement. It seems my portion of taxes paid since I started working in 1963 amounts to a little over $219,000.00. But, if I die before the age of 66, my wife will receive less than $300.00 to aid with funeral expenses. I have a problem with that!

I have a problem with a government that subsidizes every deadbeat and lazy ass bastard in the country and uses my money in their highly successful efforts to keep their power.

I say we need to hang every politician in Washington, at the state level, at our county level and at the city level. Kill em all and let Satan sort em out!

Alas, tomorrow is the 16th and the bastards will start the rape all over again!

[FuckingRotter]

If you're going to do that HRH, can you atleast wait until Gordon Brown and the Scottish Mafia next visit Washington DC and hang those fuckers too....

[HRH1948]

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

If you're going to do that HRH, can you atleast wait until Gordon Brown and the Scottish Mafia next visit Washington DC and hang those fuckers too....

Send them on over! I’ve several bundles of contraband hemp rope that never wears out. After giving that some thought, that’s probably the real reason that the U.S. Congress outlawed hemp production in this country.

[pervipete]

People who think its okay to belittle me, undermine me and set out to offend me with reciting every bit of racist propoganda they can...

Then when I snap back, the fucking bitch has the fucking cheek to make out as if I'm the one in the wrong and everybody is sick of me..

FUCKING BITCH

Hey HRH, can I borrow that rope please

[HRH1948]

Originally Posted by pervipete

People who think its okay to belittle me, undermine me and set out to offend me with reciting every bit of racist propoganda they can...

Then when I snap back, the fucking bitch has the fucking cheek to make out as if I'm the one in the wrong and everybody is sick of me..

FUCKING BITCH

Hey HRH, can I borrow that rope please

I believe the gift a rope would be a disservice to you in your present state of mind. So, I’ll just say that it would be confiscated by customs agents.

[FuckingRotter]

Because of it's durability, or it's usefulness in lynching undesirables?

Originally Posted by HRH1948

Send them on over! I’ve several bundles of contraband hemp rope that never wears out. After giving that some thought, that’s probably the real reason that the U.S. Congress outlawed hemp production in this country.

[HRH1948]

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Because of it's durability, or it's usefulness in lynching undesirables?

I meant the latter, but after reconsidering their infinite stupidity, it could have been the first.

[pervipete]

Cheers HRH anyway

[Uncle Al]

I have a problem with posts made with aLt CaPs .

[pervipete]

WhY Do YoU SaY ThAt Do YoU FiNd ThEm AnNoYiNg UnClE Al?

[FuckingRotter]

The BBC Freeview Red Button channel test card. At a first glance it appears to be a collection of red dots, like a close up shot of some sequined curtain in a burlesque club. No problem. But then it occurred to me it's probably something much more sinister. Who remembers those new age optical illusion pictures from the 80s, the ones that appeared to a collection of dots but if you stared long enough supposedly a design would appear? A dolphin perhaps, or a tree, or P.W. Botha being gang-raped by Neil Kinnock, Nelson Mandela, Bono, and Leonid Breznhev.

I'm certain that if I stare long enough a caption will appear telling me "Viva Comrade Darling".

Anybody played "Another One Bites The Dust" backwards recently?!?

[pervipete]

can you spell paranoid children

[FuckingRotter]

I think they're putting something in my beer too....

[pervipete]

What, like they used to in the army

[HRH1948]

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I think they're putting something in my beer too....

Switch to bourbon!

And, while we are on the subject, what the hell happened to cigarette paper?

The government waddled in on its fat arse and made the manufacturers use paper that doesn't burn and leaves an aftertaste similar to a mouthful of copper pennies.

It's bothersome that they forced manufacturers of water closet tanks to make them have less capacity so you have to flush twice. (an effort to reduce water consumption)

It's bothersome that they forced manufacturers of water heaters to lower the maximum water temperature to 140 degrees F. (an effort to keep idiot brain dead mothers from boiling their infants and reducing the future number of liberal voters)

It's bothersome that they force auto manufacturers to make wimpy little engines that don't have enough power to get you on a freeway. (an effort to reduce dependence on foreign oil)

It's bothersome that they force air conditioning manufacturers to make oversized evaporative cooling coils to reach an imaginary energy rating and the new systems will not remove enough moisture, so everybody sweats at what used to be a comfortable temperature. (again, that foreign oil thing)


But, when they increase the taxes on cigarettes to elevate the cost to $6.25 per package, and then screw up the taste, that's just too damned far!

Hell, let's use nylon ropes. I'm told they cause more pain prior to death!

[HRH1948]

I've got a problem with petty people. As an example, I know that I'm behind the times, but it might help if someone should wind the clock and set the correct time on this board. Now, that’s petty (but bothersome)!

[Shadowy Figure]

Originally Posted by HRH1948

And, now for something entirely different...


I say we need to hang every politician in Washington, at the state level, at our county level and at the city level. Kill em all and let Satan sort em out!

Yeah thats a good way to go to jail right there...


But I agree with what you said, I hate smoking and I'm against these sin taxes they levee against you though. What party do you vote and is your congresional pick still in the U.S. House? Oh and I heared that if they used hemp for paper it would save like six mil trees a year or something but some Rockefeller or someone fought against it and hemp was outlawed.
I think States' Rights will solve some of these issues for alot of us.

Hey HRH, can I borrow that rope please

yea because walking around with a noose will really get the point accross your not a racist....

[pervipete]

I have a problem with the fact that there are too many fucking trolls around here.

And people bringing personal rows onto other peoples threads.

[Shadowy Figure]

i hve a problem with internet speak, web termonology. The internet isnt a real society.