Some questions for the fellas

[lordbyron23]

What country you from originally?
Germany
Where are you now?
Germany
More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?
No
How old are you?
over 30
What's your hair color?
blonde
Do you have facial hair?
no
What best describes your body type?
normal
What best describes your personality?
nice and friendly in real life, sadistic in fantasies
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?
no
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.
no

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
b) Suits or corporate casual

My hair:
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.

My favorite underwear on women are:
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.

When I get them I:
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.
b) dirty. She works with her hands, and I find that HOT! It's also saving me a bundle on car repair.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
e) obsessive. She gets me and her anger fuels some really great sex.
f) alternative. Her grime is a statement of her rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now stop bugging her. She has a photo shoot for NakedAltGirls.com in a few minutes.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.

[Cilix]

What country you from originally? Northern Europe
Where are you now? Still here
More importantly, do you have a sexy accent? Maybe
How old are you? 33
What's your hair color? Blonde
Do you have facial hair? Not much
What best describes your body type? Chubby
What best describes your personality? broad-minded
What’s your address? You have to work on that one
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications? None
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.
No and there's nothing you can do about it

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.

My hair:
c) is wind swept and bleached by the sun.

My favorite underwear on women are:
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
f) jock straps.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.

When I get them I:
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.

[CockTheRipper]

What country you from originally? England.
Where are you now? Buckinghamshire
More importantly, do you have a sexy accent? Apparently I sound like Danny Dyer
How old are you? 30s
What's your hair color? Dark
Do you have facial hair? Stubble
What best describes your body type? Muscular and hairy
What best describes your personality? Relaxed confident
What’s your address? Your sisters arse balls deep
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications? None
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot. Drums

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.

my hair is:
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:

d) commando. My boys are free range.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access

When I get them I:
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
d) flip them like a house for a profit.
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.
f) go online and blog about what I'm going to do to them. Again, don't judge me.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.
j) explain to her as I tie her to the cross that our safe word is the correct pronunciation of the word "gnocchi."

My grooming habits could best be described as:
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.
I like my women to be:
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest gir l in the room no matter where we are.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady

[Dangerdevil]

What country you from originally? Where are you now? More importantly, do you have a sexy accent? USA. I don't think I have an accent but someone from the UK might disagree.
How old are you? I'll be 50 this September.
What's your hair color? Black
Do you have facial hair? A goatee
What best describes your body type? Shrinking
What best describes your personality? Thoughtful/flirtatious/funny/horny/rape-y
What’s your address? Over yonder
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications? Nope.
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.I play keyboards and I used to be in a band. Not telling which one.

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
a) Gym clothes or tack suits and trainers
b) Suits or corporate casual
c) Goth/Emo/Romantic ... every day is Halloween, bop-bop-in-ee-bop!
d) Biker/Industrial/Agro
e) Geek/Alt-Rocker and my ironic tee shirt fu is strong!
f) Straight urban thug stylin. Yeah, boy!
g) Preppy with the popped collars and vee-neck sweaters
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.

My hair:
a) is shiny and bald.
b) has more product than than a BP oil platform.
c) is wind swept and bleached by the sun.
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.
e) is multi-colored or otherwise expresses my individuality and creativity.
f) took years to get this long ad silky.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
c) PVC, vinyl, or leather. Any really will do.
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
e) day-glo thongs with matching bikini tops. Although I have the urge to give her dollar bills.
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it off her!
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.
b) jockeys.
c) tighty whities.
d) commando. My boys are free range.
e) sports briefs.
f) jock straps.
g) silky and lacy ensembles that show off my femininity. What?

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.
j) not an issue. You're assuming I think about women. Bwahahaha!

When I get them I:
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
d) flip them like a house for a profit.
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.
f) go online and blog about what I'm going to do to them. Again, don't judge me.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.
j) explain to her as I tie her to the cross that our safe word is the correct pronunciation of the word "gnocchi."

My grooming habits could best be described as:
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.
b) dirty. I work with my hands and its hard to keep the manicure pristine, know what I'm saying?
c) metro-sexual. I like to look my best and generally keep up with the latest advances in skin and body care. If you don't take care of yourself, no one else will.
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.
e) obsessive. The toothbrush goes in the BLUE jar, damn it! Get over here and take your lesson!
f) alternative. My grime is a statement of my rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now get out of my way. I need to go cash this dole check.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.
b) dirty. She works with her hands, and I find that HOT! It's also saving me a bundle on car repair.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
e) obsessive. She gets me and her anger fuels some really great sex.
f) alternative. Her grime is a statement of her rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now stop bugging her. She has a photo shoot for NakedAltGirls.com in a few minutes.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.

[jwham]

What country you from originally? Where are you now? More importantly, do you have a sexy accent? – USA and I have no accent, it’s all Y’ll that have the accent
How old are you? – 40 something.
What's your hair color? – Dark brown.
Do you have facial hair? – Full beard.
What best describes your body type? – 6’ 2” average build.
What best describes your personality? – I’m a live & let live kinda guy, don’t hassle me & mine & I won’t hassle you & yours.
What’s your address? - 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications? – I have a tat or two.
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot. – No I can not.

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
d) Biker/Industrial/Agro

My hair:
f) took years to get this long ad silky.

My favorite underwear on women are:
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
c) tighty whities.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.

When I get them I:
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
d) neat. I shower daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom

[chadbro20]

What country are you from originally?
The United States.

Where are you now?
See above.

More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?
Everybody has an accent. What's "normal" to us is an "accent" to someone else.

How old are you?
I am in my late twenties.

What's your hair color?
Light brown to very dark blonde.

Do you have facial hair?
I have a neatly trimmed goatee.

What best describes your body type?
I am a large, tall guy, but I've got a fair amount of muscle on me too. In terms of stature, I look like a typical bouncer or biker.

What best describes your personality?
Different people would probably describe me in different ways. A lot of people either love me or hate me. I'm passionate and at times a bit fiery, yet I am tempered by a rational perspective. I like cold, hard facts and I have high standards. I'm an over-achiever and I think that anything is worth doing well. I am also very blunt and I don't sugarcoat things or make unnecessary compromises.

What’s your address?
Haha. Nope.

Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?
Lip piercing. Currently working on some tattoos.

Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.
I used to play the drums. Now I am a vocalist. I sing the same way I fuck: Loud and mean!

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
By day, I dress in business-casual attire. By night I dress like a typical rocker: in all black, with band t-shirts, black jeans, spikes, chains, a trenchcoat, and combat boots.

My hair:
Long! My hair is VERY long, and usually tied back in a ponytail.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.
or:
e) sports briefs.


My ideal rape victim/partner is:
Ideal? Haha. My fantasies are as varied as they are plentiful! I fantasize about raping women of all social classes and occupations. From big, important authority figures to homeless runaway 19-year-olds, I like 'em all. Although, I prefer women in general who are slightly larger. Stick-figures don't get my dick hard. Thick, curvy women who can really put up a fight are who really turn me on!

When I get them I:
Gangbangs really turn me on in theory but I don't think I'd want to do it in a roleplay situation. Forcing her to suck my cock while I threaten her with my bootknife and two other men destroy her poor cunt and arse is soooo fucking hot. When we're finished, a bit of "Catch and release" is always fine and dandy.Why not just leave the poor girl sobbing in an alley somewhere? I got what I "came" for.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.

I take very good care of myself. In addition to keeping myself well attended-to, I am also very neat and orderly with my home. Even when I was younger and I was single, I was never your typical, disgusting bachelor. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, don't you know?


I like my women to be:
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.

^This is for those whom I am in a relationship, though. As far as my fantasies go, a filthy wench will do just fine!

Preferred vocalizations? (As one member suggested.)

Scream and beg and cry and fight all you want! I'll have my way with you anyhow. Silence is a turnoff. I need to get a response, by any means I must.

[The_Scotsman]

What country you from originally?
Scotland

Where are you now?
Scotland

More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?
Well i obviously have a Scottish accent. I've no idea if you find that sexy or not.

How old are you?
In my 40's

What's your hair color?
Light Brown

Do you have facial hair?
Not usually

What best describes your body type?
Powerful and athletic

What best describes your personality?
Interesting

What’s your address?
Ha Ha.

Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?
Naw. Never seen the point in mutilating your body

Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.
Naw

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
a) Gym clothes or tack suits and trainers
b) Suits or corporate casual
c) Goth/Emo/Romantic ... every day is Halloween, bop-bop-in-ee-bop!
d) Biker/Industrial/Agro
e) Geek/Alt-Rocker and my ironic tee shirt fu is strong!
f) Straight urban thug stylin. Yeah, boy!
g) Preppy with the popped collars and vee-neck sweaters
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.
My choice of clothes depends on where i'm going and what i'm doing.

My hair:
a) is shiny and bald.
b) has more product than than a BP oil platform.
c) is wind swept and bleached by the sun.
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.
e) is multi-colored or otherwise expresses my individuality and creativity.
f) took years to get this long ad silky.
I'm just grateful to still have a full head of hair.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
c) PVC, vinyl, or leather. Any really will do.
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
e) day-glo thongs with matching bikini tops. Although I have the urge to give her dollar bills.
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it off her!
g) nothing at all. Chuh.
I'll go for 'a' out of that choice.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.
b) jockeys.
c) tighty whities.
d) commando. My boys are free range.
e) sports briefs.
f) jock straps.
g) silky and lacy ensembles that show off my femininity. What?
Boxers mostly but sometimes nothing.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.
j) not an issue. You're assuming I think about women. Bwahahaha!
My preferences often vary.

When I get them I:
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
d) flip them like a house for a profit.
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.
f) go online and blog about what I'm going to do to them. Again, don't judge me.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.
j) explain to her as I tie her to the cross that our safe word is the correct pronunciation of the word "gnocchi."
Depends on my mood.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.
b) dirty. I work with my hands and its hard to keep the manicure pristine, know what I'm saying?
c) metro-sexual. I like to look my best and generally keep up with the latest advances in skin and body care. If you don't take care of yourself, no one else will.
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.
e) obsessive. The toothbrush goes in the BLUE jar, damn it! Get over here and take your lesson!
f) alternative. My grime is a statement of my rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now get out of my way. I need to go cash this dole check.
I'll probably choose option 'd' for this one

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.
b) dirty. She works with her hands, and I find that HOT! It's also saving me a bundle on car repair.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
e) obsessive. She gets me and her anger fuels some really great sex.
f) alternative. Her grime is a statement of her rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now stop bugging her. She has a photo shoot for NakedAltGirls.com in a few minutes.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.
My preferences change regularly.

[Remiel]

What country you from originally? Where are you now? More importantly, do you have a sexy accent? I'm from the USA. I'm traveling for work now. I do have a bit of an accent.
How old are you? In my 30s
What's your hair color? Black
Do you have facial hair? No
What best describes your body type? Slim
What best describes your personality? Introverted and cynical
What’s your address? Here
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications? None
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot. I have no artistic/musical talent

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
a) Gym clothes or tack suits and trainers
b) Suits or corporate casual
c) Goth/Emo/Romantic ... every day is Halloween, bop-bop-in-ee-bop!
d) Biker/Industrial/Agro
e) Geek/Alt-Rocker and my ironic tee shirt fu is strong!
f) Straight urban thug stylin. Yeah, boy!
g) Preppy with the popped collars and vee-neck sweaters
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.

My hair:
a) is shiny and bald.
b) has more product than than a BP oil platform.
c) is wind swept and bleached by the sun.
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.
e) is multi-colored or otherwise expresses my individuality and creativity.
f) took years to get this long ad silky.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
c) PVC, vinyl, or leather. Any really will do.
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
e) day-glo thongs with matching bikini tops. Although I have the urge to give her dollar bills.
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it off her!
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.
b) jockeys.
c) tighty whities.
d) commando. My boys are free range.
e) sports briefs.
f) jock straps.
g) silky and lacy ensembles that show off my femininity. What?

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.
j) not an issue. You're assuming I think about women. Bwahahaha!
k) And why limit myself to just one options. It's a big world out there...

When I get them I:
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
d) flip them like a house for a profit.
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.
f) go online and blog about what I'm going to do to them. Again, don't judge me.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.
j) explain to her as I tie her to the cross that our safe word is the correct pronunciation of the word "gnocchi."

My grooming habits could best be described as:
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.
b) dirty. I work with my hands and its hard to keep the manicure pristine, know what I'm saying?
c) metro-sexual. I like to look my best and generally keep up with the latest advances in skin and body care. If you don't take care of yourself, no one else will.
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.
e) obsessive. The toothbrush goes in the BLUE jar, damn it! Get over here and take your lesson!
f) alternative. My grime is a statement of my rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now get out of my way. I need to go cash this dole check.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.
b) dirty. She works with her hands, and I find that HOT! It's also saving me a bundle on car repair.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
e) obsessive. She gets me and her anger fuels some really great sex.
f) alternative. Her grime is a statement of her rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now stop bugging her. She has a photo shoot for NakedAltGirls.com in a few minutes.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.