Disapointment - Rape Board

shysnale · 04-23-2008, 04:31 PM

A stranger has entered your apartment and he's standing right in front of you saying he's gonna fuck you all night, but you really aren't in a mood for a rape so you stand up and tell him to go fuck a goat.

He doesn't listen to you and starts to grab your elbow. You give him a good punch in the face and.............

........NO WAY.......................

He starts to cry

You have been attacked by a faggot rapist who can't stand a chance in boxing with a girl !

He tries to stand up but falls back on the floor and cries even more.

What do you do ?

Scottie_too_Hottie · 04-23-2008, 04:50 PM

Shysnale, I’ve got to hand it to you. You truly do come up with the most bizarre scenarios. This one really made me laugh. How do you dream up this stuff?

I like your thinking: follows the Dilbert comic ingredient of the self-contradictory character: a shy whore; a lazy athlete; a benevolent tyrant… a wimp rapist - I’m going to have to remember that one.

shysnale · 04-23-2008, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Scottie_too_Hottie

How do you dream up this stuff?

thanks; but you don't wanna know

shysnale · 04-23-2008, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottie_too_Hottie

Shysnale, I’ve got to hand it to you. You truly do come up with the most bizarre scenarios. This one really made me laugh. How do you dream up this stuff?

I like your thinking: follows the Dilbert comic ingredient of the self-contradictory character: a shy whore; a lazy athlete; a benevolent tyrant… a wimp rapist - I’m going to have to remember that one.

Thank you.

Quote:

How do you dream up this stuff?

Simple. Be in dire straits for a girl friend while been fascinated by women body so much I can't handle to hit on them

mixxmaxx · 04-23-2008, 09:19 PM

My favourite part is this:

"you saying he's gonna fuck you all night, but you really aren't in a mood for a rape so you stand up and tell him to go fuck a goat."

Not only do I find Goats hilarious, but the phrase

"you aren't really in the mood for a rape"

Priceless.

Bravo Shysnale, keep up the good work and great questions.

nekonoire · 04-24-2008, 08:53 AM

Erm. I'd look confused.

Otherwise, that's a brilliant mind you've got there.

SecretObsession · 04-24-2008, 11:28 AM

LMAO!!! I'd beat that faggot into a bloody pulp, then I'd call up my friends and let them come over for some fun. Maybe dress him up in my lingerie and heels, take pictures, humiliate and degrade him until we got bored then hand him over to hubby and sit back and watch the real show begin

LilMissNoPleaseNo · 04-25-2008, 07:18 AM

I'd call the cops. Prison would REALLY make him cry!

italianguy · 04-25-2008, 09:45 AM

Will any gal cuddle him and help him rape you?

Niceideas · 04-25-2008, 09:51 AM

I am honouring your thread with my 300th post.

04-23-2008, 04:31 PM	#1
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	Disapointment A stranger has entered your apartment and he's standing right in front of you saying he's gonna fuck you all night, but you really aren't in a mood for a rape so you stand up and tell him to go fuck a goat. He doesn't listen to you and starts to grab your elbow. You give him a good punch in the face and............. ........NO WAY....................... He starts to cry You have been attacked by a faggot rapist who can't stand a chance in boxing with a girl ! He tries to stand up but falls back on the floor and cries even more. What do you do ?

04-23-2008, 04:50 PM	#2
Scottie_too_Hottie Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: London Posts: 17 Reputation: 100	Shysnale, I’ve got to hand it to you. You truly do come up with the most bizarre scenarios. This one really made me laugh. How do you dream up this stuff? I like your thinking: follows the Dilbert comic ingredient of the self-contradictory character: a shy whore; a lazy athlete; a benevolent tyrant… a wimp rapist - I’m going to have to remember that one. __________________ No means yes and yes means up the bum.

04-25-2008, 07:18 AM	#8
LilMissNoPleaseNo Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: All alone, with no one around to hear my screams for help Posts: 35 Reputation: 362	I'd call the cops. Prison would REALLY make him cry! __________________ Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

04-23-2008, 09:19 PM	#5
mixxmaxx Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 46 Reputation: 35	My favourite part is this: "you saying he's gonna fuck you all night, but you really aren't in a mood for a rape so you stand up and tell him to go fuck a goat." Not only do I find Goats hilarious, but the phrase "you aren't really in the mood for a rape" Priceless. Bravo Shysnale, keep up the good work and great questions.

04-24-2008, 08:53 AM	#6
nekonoire Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 30 Reputation: 92	Erm. I'd look confused. Otherwise, that's a brilliant mind you've got there.

04-24-2008, 11:28 AM	#7
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	LMAO!!! I'd beat that faggot into a bloody pulp, then I'd call up my friends and let them come over for some fun. Maybe dress him up in my lingerie and heels, take pictures, humiliate and degrade him until we got bored then hand him over to hubby and sit back and watch the real show begin

04-25-2008, 09:45 AM	#9
italianguy Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 126 Reputation: -972	Will any gal cuddle him and help him rape you?

04-25-2008, 09:51 AM	#10
Niceideas Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: u.k Posts: 637 Reputation: 893	I am honouring your thread with my 300th post.