The gay flight attendant and the cunt... - Rape Board

rasputin · 07-24-2008, 03:13 PM

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey' has asked me to announce that he'll be landing The Big Scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather snooty looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked everybody to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the Ground. '

She calmly turned her head and said,

'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one. '

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a Beat,

'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

And now, Tray-up, Bitch!!!!!

AWDracer · 07-24-2008, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rasputin

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey' has asked me to announce that he'll be landing The Big Scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather snooty looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked everybody to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the Ground. '

She calmly turned her head and said,

'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one. '

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a Beat,

'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

And now, Tray-up, Bitch!!!!!

HAHA those gay people are so animated. Gotta love them. HAHA I outrank you lol.

ChiTownHoney · 07-24-2008, 08:15 PM

My boss sent me this joke via email. Funniest shit.

FinalKey · 07-25-2008, 12:48 AM

*saw the punchline coming a mile away* still funny none the less.

rasputin · 07-25-2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FinalKey

*saw the punchline coming a mile away* still funny none the less.

You know your Queens, I see...

07-24-2008, 03:13 PM	#1
rasputin Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 378 Reputation: 1534	The gay flight attendant and the cunt... My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey' has asked me to announce that he'll be landing The Big Scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather snooty looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked everybody to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the Ground. ' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one. ' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a Beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. And now, Tray-up, Bitch!!!!!

07-24-2008, 08:15 PM	#3
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	My boss sent me this joke via email. Funniest shit.

07-25-2008, 12:48 AM	#4
FinalKey Key Master Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 677 Reputation: 4792	saw the punchline coming a mile away still funny none the less.