Fuck the IRA - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 03-17-2012, 05:57 PM

Long live The Queen!

batffink · 03-17-2012, 11:51 PM

Which one? Englands's full of them.

FuckingRotter · 03-18-2012, 05:30 AM

You mean like Graham Norton?

perfectlyformed · 03-18-2012, 05:32 PM

Would it kill anyone around here to be a little bit politically correct?

btw, your van needs a clean

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batffink · 03-18-2012, 07:51 PM

"Politically Correct"!!!!! I thought this was the Rowdy Room.

batffink · 03-18-2012, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

You mean like Graham Norton?

Who is he (or she) when at home?

FuckingRotter · 03-18-2012, 11:00 PM

The queen of BBC television.

FuckingRotter · 03-19-2012, 01:36 AM

Well wipe your feet on the way out then little girl.

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Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

btw, your van needs a clean

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batffink · 03-19-2012, 04:27 AM

Knowing Fr, she'll probably have to wipe more than her feet. Isn't that right old son?

Lil-Mac · 03-19-2012, 02:30 PM

She may find it hard to wipe anything with her hands cuffed like that.

FuckingRotter · 03-23-2012, 04:18 AM

Cuffed? What fucking cuffed? Good girls don't need cuffs, well except a cuff round the ear for good measure.

Iwannarapesomeone · 05-25-2012, 01:25 PM

Fuck the queen! she aint even English, she is German! like what the fuck! i hate the royal family! yes im british and yes i have a nana that would slap me if she read this and yes my grandad is scottish i would completely agree with me... really funny arguement with my family... my nana loves her my grandad hates her... good convo for the dinner table lol...

batffink · 05-25-2012, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Iwannarapesomeone

Fuck the queen! she aint even English, she is German! like what the fuck! i hate the royal family! yes im british and yes i have a nana that would slap me if she read this and yes my grandad is scottish i would completely agree with me... really funny arguement with my family... my nana loves her my grandad hates her... good convo for the dinner table lol...

queen, british, nana, grandad and scottish are words that should be spelled with capital letters. For someone with a British education you should know this.

FuckingRotter · 05-26-2012, 04:22 AM

McBatfink me ol' china plate, things have changed a bit since your time. A British education is mostly concerned with turning out mollycoddled half-wits that can't think for themselves, rather than teaching something worth knowing. Once you've been indoctrinated as a politically corrected automaton only THEN might you be considered for something that vaguely resembles an actual education compared with what you or I were given.

batffink · 05-26-2012, 06:02 AM

Sadly my friend, I think you are right on the button. When I surf the internet, read the newspapers and watch TV. I despair at the way standards have deteriorated. My old English teacher must be revolving rapidly in her grave. There is no concept, these days, of plural and singular, no correct punctuation, spelling is abysmal and grammar is non-existant.
Do you know that the average fuckwit speaker of English these days has only a vocabulary of 600 words max. I, along with your good self, despair.

perfectlyformed · 05-26-2012, 06:10 AM

I speel gd engish i does!

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batffink · 05-26-2012, 06:17 AM

You'll pay for that my lassie. LOL.

perfectlyformed · 05-26-2012, 06:35 AM

Do you promise?

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FuckingRotter · 05-26-2012, 11:34 AM

600? That's a bit steep! I only need two words in my vocabulary: fist fuck!

Quote:

Originally Posted by batffink

Sadly my friend, I think you are right on the button. When I surf the internet, read the newspapers and watch TV. I despair at the way standards have deteriorated. My old English teacher must be revolving rapidly in her grave. There is no concept, these days, of plural and singular, no correct punctuation, spelling is abysmal and grammar is non-existant.
Do you know that the average fuckwit speaker of English these days has only a vocabulary of 600 words max. I, along with your good self, despair.

perfectlyformed · 05-27-2012, 03:06 AM

Thats funny. I have 2 words in my vocabulary. Not happening!

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03-17-2012, 05:57 PM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Fuck the IRA Long live The Queen! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-17-2012, 11:51 PM	#2
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Which one? Englands's full of them. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

03-18-2012, 05:30 AM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	You mean like Graham Norton? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-18-2012, 05:32 PM	#4
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Would it kill anyone around here to be a little bit politically correct? btw, your van needs a clean x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

03-18-2012, 07:51 PM	#5
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	"Politically Correct"!!!!! I thought this was the Rowdy Room. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

03-18-2012, 11:00 PM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	The queen of BBC television. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-19-2012, 04:27 AM	#9
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Knowing Fr, she'll probably have to wipe more than her feet. Isn't that right old son? __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored. Last edited by batffink; 03-19-2012 at 04:29 AM.

03-19-2012, 02:30 PM	#10
Lil-Mac The Resthome Rapist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Eastern USA Posts: 1,739 Reputation: 79308	She may find it hard to wipe anything with her hands cuffed like that. __________________ --------------------------------------------------- *Love is raping the same girl twice.*

03-23-2012, 04:18 AM	#11
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Cuffed? What fucking cuffed? Good girls don't need cuffs, well except a cuff round the ear for good measure. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-25-2012, 01:25 PM	#12
Iwannarapesomeone Junior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Peterborough, UK Posts: 6 Reputation: -115	Fuck the queen! she aint even English, she is German! like what the fuck! i hate the royal family! yes im british and yes i have a nana that would slap me if she read this and yes my grandad is scottish i would completely agree with me... really funny arguement with my family... my nana loves her my grandad hates her... good convo for the dinner table lol...

05-26-2012, 04:22 AM	#14
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	McBatfink me ol' china plate, things have changed a bit since your time. A British education is mostly concerned with turning out mollycoddled half-wits that can't think for themselves, rather than teaching something worth knowing. Once you've been indoctrinated as a politically corrected automaton only THEN might you be considered for something that vaguely resembles an actual education compared with what you or I were given.

05-26-2012, 06:02 AM	#15
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Sadly my friend, I think you are right on the button. When I surf the internet, read the newspapers and watch TV. I despair at the way standards have deteriorated. My old English teacher must be revolving rapidly in her grave. There is no concept, these days, of plural and singular, no correct punctuation, spelling is abysmal and grammar is non-existant. Do you know that the average fuckwit speaker of English these days has only a vocabulary of 600 words max. I, along with your good self, despair. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-26-2012, 06:10 AM	#16
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	I speel gd engish i does! x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

05-26-2012, 06:17 AM	#17
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	You'll pay for that my lassie. LOL. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-26-2012, 06:35 AM	#18
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Do you promise? x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

05-27-2012, 03:06 AM	#20
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Thats funny. I have 2 words in my vocabulary. Not happening! x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x