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Noname · 11-24-2006, 03:21 PM

Nah. Besides, I think that's in centimeters. Not every girl likes getting their cervix hit and that's a surefire 'beg for mercy' item.

TheOpportunist · 11-24-2006, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaggirl

Okay fellaz

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from? USA
How big is your dick? 6 inches
Do you have hair (on your head)? yes
Do you want to kill your victim? Of course not!
Whats your phone number? (***) ***-****
How many times can you cum in an hour?At least twice with breaks, maybe 3 or 4 times with a compatible partner

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, youâ€™ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) Youâ€™ll enjoy it
c) You wonâ€™t even realize it happened
d) No one's complained yet!

Rate your hygiene:
a) Iâ€™m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) Youâ€™ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as Iâ€™m raping you but it wonâ€™t make you vomit
d) Iâ€™ll make you lick your dinner from me â€“ Iâ€™m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) Iâ€™m an impulse buyer
d) Iâ€™m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine
e) ????

Your cumming style:
a) Iâ€™m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum youâ€™ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even youâ€™ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- Iâ€™m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer
d) How the fuck would I know???

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time
d) Just like everyone else (all the better to go unnoticed, my dear!)

Here's me in all my glory

gaggirl · 11-24-2006, 04:31 PM

lol ego

I canvouch for two thngs, firstly that I dont like my cervix gettin whacked *ouch* and also, that noname doesnt appaer to be lying

but that said.. you used American coins..

Error Nomad · 11-24-2006, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ego

OK that was it. I am completly confused.As long as i remember from school, something with three dimensions must be square, or something like this...I mean with corners...Error Nomad, u are not round? Or curvy? U must be really special!

Girls, get him!

Triangular. Shreds the condoms though...

Actually I mean 1.5" thick, 2.5" wide, 9ish long (I may be off here, but I haven't found the time to check. My coworkers would frown upon this). And yes, it's a double edged sword (so to speak), in that most women take some time getting adjusted. But no complaints yet, and plenty of repeat customers.

11-24-2006, 07:11 PM

Okay fellaz
Painful questions 4 U.

Okay, but only because Iâ€™m really bored, really frustrated and looking for something to distract me until the booze kicks in.

What country u from? US

How big is your dick? Just right. At least, thatâ€™s what goldilocks told me.

Do you have hair (on your head)? Yeah, most of the time. Iâ€™ve shaved it a few times.

Do you want to kill your victim? The only people Iâ€™ve ever really wanted to kill have all been men and Iâ€™m straight, so I suppose the answer here is no.

Whats your phone number? (404) 853-3434

How many times can you cum in an hour? Once, maybe twice, depends on how long itâ€™s been and how hot the girl is.

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, youâ€™ll

b) Youâ€™ll enjoy it and beg for more. Hey, this is fantasy, right?

Rate your hygiene: Write in choice here, I shower twice a day.

Whats your career:

c) Iâ€™m an impulse buyer

Your signature fragrance:

c) Bourbon and stale ciggiesâ€¦ except, I donâ€™t smoke any more.

Your cumming style:

b) When I cum youâ€™ll know about it (but the whole street wont)

What you taste like:

a) I taste like vanilla- Iâ€™m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby

Your style of dress:

c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

11-24-2006, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Error Nomad

Triangular. Shreds the condoms though...

Actually I mean 1.5" thick, 2.5" wide, 9ish long (I may be off here, but I haven't found the time to check. My coworkers would frown upon this). And yes, it's a double edged sword (so to speak), in that most women take some time getting adjusted. But no complaints yet, and plenty of repeat customers.

If I may, a simple math lesson here. A penis is basically cylindrical. A cylinder only has TWO dimensions.

11-24-2006, 07:40 PM

Oh and before some other smart ass (besides me) comes along to correct me. Yes, I realized after my post that I did a poor job of explaining what I meant here. Yes, a cylinder has three dimensions, but the third dimension is volume, which doesn't really apply to the subject at hand.

Error Nomad · 11-24-2006, 09:29 PM

I think that your over engineering this. If we draw the horse as a series of circles...

It's broader than it is thick (broad left to right. Thick top to bottom) by a good margin. Much larger in length (fortunately. A coffee can shaped penis would probably be more trouble that it could be worth). Yours may be cylindrical, but mine is not.

As long as we're getting into details. ;->

EN

Son_of_Herb · 11-24-2006, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cleanfun4all

If I may, a simple math lesson here. A penis is basically cylindrical. A cylinder only has TWO dimensions.

No shit?

Sodoman · 11-25-2006, 12:37 AM

Quote:

How big is your dick? Thick and long. Something like 1.5 x 2.5 x 9 (I'll check later)

Error Nomad, how did you get this precise of a measurement? Did you use a T-square?

ego · 11-25-2006, 08:50 AM

Nomad u must be proud.
Since u entered, your member is the basic point of conversations.
The most famous dick in RB!

Error Nomad · 11-25-2006, 11:12 AM

Sodoman, there was a long night with my GF, some pot and a tape measure... She actually bought a casting kit, but it's still packed. And she's out of town for the moment. One day I'll have it bronzed.

Ego, I'm told I'm a fairly well known dick wherever I go, but I'm not sure they mean it the same way.

EN

Sternenlied · 11-25-2006, 11:16 AM

Well, what do we have here?
Something worth posting a pic ...

BoredMom · 11-26-2006, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ego

OK that was it. I am completly confused.As long as i remember from school, something with three dimensions must be square, or something like this...I mean with corners...Error Nomad, u are not round? Or curvy? U must be really special!

Girls, get him!

OMG...this quote was too funny. Really needed a good laugh after dealing with this teenage daughter of mine.

Muffler · 11-27-2006, 08:10 AM

Ahhh, now I know what survey you were talking about Gaggy.

Well I think you already know a fair bit, but for anyone else who is actually interested:
What country u from? Aussie Land
How big is your dick? It's detachable, so it depends on which size I clip on
Do you have hair (on your head)? Yes, and no baldness on either side of the family!!!!
Do you want to kill your victim? Hell no, unless she starts telling me about tupperware or Amway...
Whats your phone number? 000
How many times can you cum in an hour? well it takes me an hour to cum. That sperm has a long way to travel, (yeah right!)

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, youâ€™ll
b) Youâ€™ll enjoy it
Yep, that's about it, any guy that claims to be bigger is full of shit. Nothing wrong with being average, but there is with being small or lying about being big...

Rate your hygiene:
d) Iâ€™ll make you lick your dinner from me â€“ Iâ€™m a nutritious man
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, as they say. Not that God necessarily condones clean rape roleplayers...

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
Nothing wrong with being well prepared...

Your signature fragrance:
None of the ones listed, it's actually Black Code, by Giorgio Armani. So suffice to say, bad B.O. is not an issue

Your cumming style:
b) When I cum youâ€™ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over...

What you taste like:
Seriously no idea, mainly because I don't tend to cum in my mouth...

Your style of dress:
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time
I admit, I like to dress well, nothing wrong with a well dressed rape role player. Like ZZ Top sing, : "Coz every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man"...

Gentle · 11-28-2006, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaggirl

Okay fellaz

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from? Canada
How big is your dick? ya really I don't know, not big
Do you have hair (on your head)? ya, long hair
Do you want to kill your victim? what victim?
Whats your phone number? I don't know that either, really
How many times can you cum in an hour? dunno

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, youâ€™ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) Youâ€™ll enjoy it
c) You wonâ€™t even realize it happened ahahahaha I'll go with that

Rate your hygiene:
a) Iâ€™m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you Im a bit of a dirty hippy
c) Youâ€™ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as Iâ€™m raping you but it wonâ€™t make you vomit
d) Iâ€™ll make you lick your dinner from me â€“ Iâ€™m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) Iâ€™m an impulse buyer
d) Iâ€™m an addict and just cant help myself this one
e) I just hate bitches

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies oh, I like Bourbon
d) Urine

Your cumming style:
a) Iâ€™m a loud muthafucka I yodel and speak in tongues
b) When I cum youâ€™ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even youâ€™ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- Iâ€™m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer
like Krsna

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it a slob, no fashion like the Dude in The Big Lebowski
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

just kidding!!!

aaaaaaaaa

gaggirl · 11-28-2006, 01:40 AM

LOL @ gentle..

Muffler.. yes well. the mysterys all gone already u know!

lol j/k

all the ladies should know Mufflers a hottie

Muffler · 11-28-2006, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaggirl

Muffler.. yes well. the mysterys all gone already u know!

lol j/k

all the ladies should know Mufflers a hottie

By that, she means I sweat a lot...

Noname · 11-29-2006, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sternenlied

Well, what do we have here?
Something worth posting a pic ...

What, does someone want me to post my evidence? :-p

Sternenlied · 11-30-2006, 08:26 AM

Well, you should put your money where your mouth is ...

11-25-2006, 11:16 AM	#33
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	Well, what do we have here? Something worth posting a pic ... __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

11-27-2006, 08:10 AM	#35
Muffler Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 76 Reputation: 122	Ahhh, now I know what survey you were talking about Gaggy. Well I think you already know a fair bit, but for anyone else who is actually interested: What country u from? Aussie Land How big is your dick? It's detachable, so it depends on which size I clip on Do you have hair (on your head)? Yes, and no baldness on either side of the family!!!! Do you want to kill your victim? Hell no, unless she starts telling me about tupperware or Amway... Whats your phone number? 000 How many times can you cum in an hour? well it takes me an hour to cum. That sperm has a long way to travel, (yeah right!) Rate your dick: When I rape you, youâ€™ll b) Youâ€™ll enjoy it Yep, that's about it, any guy that claims to be bigger is full of shit. Nothing wrong with being average, but there is with being small or lying about being big... Rate your hygiene: d) Iâ€™ll make you lick your dinner from me â€“ Iâ€™m a nutritious man Cleanliness is next to Godliness, as they say. Not that God necessarily condones clean rape roleplayers... Whats your career: a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction Nothing wrong with being well prepared... Your signature fragrance: None of the ones listed, it's actually Black Code, by Giorgio Armani. So suffice to say, bad B.O. is not an issue Your cumming style: b) When I cum youâ€™ll know about it (but the whole street wont) Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over... What you taste like: Seriously no idea, mainly because I don't tend to cum in my mouth... Your style of dress: c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time I admit, I like to dress well, nothing wrong with a well dressed rape role player. Like ZZ Top sing, : "Coz every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man"... __________________ "...as my world darkens, my vision is clearer...

11-30-2006, 08:26 AM	#40
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	Well, you should put your money where your mouth is ... __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

11-24-2006, 03:21 PM	#21
Noname Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 63 Reputation: 22	Nah. Besides, I think that's in centimeters. Not every girl likes getting their cervix hit and that's a surefire 'beg for mercy' item.

11-24-2006, 04:31 PM	#23
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	lol ego I canvouch for two thngs, firstly that I dont like my cervix gettin whacked ouch and also, that noname doesnt appaer to be lying but that said.. you used American coins..

11-24-2006, 07:11 PM	#25
cleanfun4all Guest Posts: n/a	Okay fellaz Painful questions 4 U. Okay, but only because Iâ€™m really bored, really frustrated and looking for something to distract me until the booze kicks in. What country u from? US How big is your dick? Just right. At least, thatâ€™s what goldilocks told me. Do you have hair (on your head)? Yeah, most of the time. Iâ€™ve shaved it a few times. Do you want to kill your victim? The only people Iâ€™ve ever really wanted to kill have all been men and Iâ€™m straight, so I suppose the answer here is no. Whats your phone number? (404) 853-3434 How many times can you cum in an hour? Once, maybe twice, depends on how long itâ€™s been and how hot the girl is. Rate your dick: When I rape you, youâ€™ll b) Youâ€™ll enjoy it and beg for more. Hey, this is fantasy, right? Rate your hygiene: Write in choice here, I shower twice a day. Whats your career: c) Iâ€™m an impulse buyer Your signature fragrance: c) Bourbon and stale ciggiesâ€¦ except, I donâ€™t smoke any more. Your cumming style: b) When I cum youâ€™ll know about it (but the whole street wont) What you taste like: a) I taste like vanilla- Iâ€™m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby Your style of dress: c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

11-24-2006, 07:40 PM	#27
cleanfun4all Guest Posts: n/a	Oh and before some other smart ass (besides me) comes along to correct me. Yes, I realized after my post that I did a poor job of explaining what I meant here. Yes, a cylinder has three dimensions, but the third dimension is volume, which doesn't really apply to the subject at hand.

11-24-2006, 09:29 PM	#28
Error Nomad Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 40 Reputation: -10	I think that your over engineering this. If we draw the horse as a series of circles... It's broader than it is thick (broad left to right. Thick top to bottom) by a good margin. Much larger in length (fortunately. A coffee can shaped penis would probably be more trouble that it could be worth). Yours may be cylindrical, but mine is not. As long as we're getting into details. ;-> EN

11-25-2006, 08:50 AM	#31
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Nomad u must be proud. Since u entered, your member is the basic point of conversations. The most famous dick in RB!

11-25-2006, 11:12 AM	#32
Error Nomad Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 40 Reputation: -10	Sodoman, there was a long night with my GF, some pot and a tape measure... She actually bought a casting kit, but it's still packed. And she's out of town for the moment. One day I'll have it bronzed. Ego, I'm told I'm a fairly well known dick wherever I go, but I'm not sure they mean it the same way. EN

11-28-2006, 01:40 AM	#37
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	LOL @ gentle.. Muffler.. yes well. the mysterys all gone already u know! lol j/k all the ladies should know Mufflers a hottie