How to make a woman happy ? - Page 2 - Rape Board

ego · 10-27-2008, 04:04 PM

Simple? There is football on the T.V!

Anyway, guys, do not push yourself to do things that make her happy. Act spontaneously, if she's not happy you'll understand, she will go! If she stays, everybody is happy!

doggystylethatgirl · 10-27-2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SecretObsession

All you have to do to make us happy... fuck us until our bodies just can't bare another orgasm and we're left in a curled-up-ball of sweat and sticky juices, thoroughly used abused and paralyzed with exhaustion

Quite simple really

after you curl up, I will uncurl you, let you breathe & do it all over again

all three holes would get filled, titty fucked, fucked between your buttcheeks, run my cock between your legs, between your feet, & fuck everything that needs to be cocked on a hot body!

ShyAngel · 11-03-2008, 11:27 PM

wow, this guy is hitting all the threads.

kitty_joanne · 11-04-2008, 12:08 AM

u know i wonder why people spam something that is totally not related with this board.. At least spam something related with the board, like selling viagra or vibrator? lol

mifje · 11-04-2008, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by shysnale

This is what happens when you're dating a woman :

1st day :

You're listening to Stevie Wonder, everything's so cool.

Three months later :

You are listening to House Music, cause you're a bit preoccupied.

Six months later :

You are listening to Heavy Metal.

Nine months later :

You're listening to Trip Hop, you got fat because eating & drinking too much. You are constipated.

One year later :

You're listening to Gangsta Rap. Your moods are a little radical and coffee is your new thing.

Two years later :

You're listening to Tekkno Musik, and you are.....a little crazy

Three years later :

HMM very nice. And what happens after 5 years

shysnale · 11-04-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mifje

HMM very nice. And what happens after 5 years

You're in jail or you're hiding in a tiny dirty sex shop in the darkest alley of NY bronx where cops would never dare to look at.

Uncle Al · 11-07-2008, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by shysnale

You're in jail or you're hiding in a tiny dirty sex shop in the darkest alley of NY bronx where cops would never dare to look at.

So true, so wise!

ShyAngel · 11-09-2008, 04:59 AM

You know what will make us happy? Just give us your credit cards and leave us alone. We'll be happy....for that day, and you'll have to find some other way to make us happy tomorrow. lol

Conrad · 11-16-2008, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by shysnale

Turn homo ?

HAHAHA I lol'd Snale my friend you still got it bro.

All you have to do for a women is give them money, it's all they care about.

shysnale · 11-17-2008, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Conrad

HAHAHA I lol'd Snale my friend you still got it bro.

All you have to do for a women is give them money, it's all they care about.

Yeah, but can she make me as happy as my money makes me ?
Ha decisions decisions...

Conrad · 11-17-2008, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by shysnale

Yeah, but can she make me as happy as my money makes me ?
Ha decisions decisions...

I don't think women could make me as happy as money makes me. I mean you can buy women with money right... along with just about every other type of happiness.

shysnale · 11-18-2008, 05:13 AM

ChiTownHoney · 11-19-2008, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Conrad

I don't think women could make me as happy as money makes me. I mean you can buy women with money right... along with just about every other type of happiness.

I have to say this is very true my man. its much cheaper to get a hooker than deal with women's bullshit and what the divorce would cost you.

older and wiser · 11-19-2008, 03:58 PM

though on a serious note LISTEN, though understanding creatures who are so complicated and hormonal, well, that is another matter completley

Conrad · 11-19-2008, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by older and wiser

though on a serious note LISTEN, though understanding creatures who are so complicated and hormonal, well, that is another matter completley

Dude, I've tried but I can't make head or tale out of this sentence.

shysnale · 11-20-2008, 04:51 AM

That women looks happy. Huh ?

http://s411.photobucket.com/albums/p...eauCanada2.flv

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 11-20-2008, 09:08 AM

there is only one rule you must adhere to to keep a woman happy - ask her for an opinion !

shysnale · 11-20-2008, 04:25 PM

perfectlyformed · 11-20-2008, 05:15 PM

nearly pissed myself at those cats

But just to add....

BRING CHOCOLATE!

x

older and wiser · 11-20-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

nearly pissed myself at those cats

But just to add....

BRING CHOCOLATE!

x

the liquid body paint type, or a good bar of Cadburys?

11-20-2008, 04:51 AM	#36
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	That women looks happy. Huh ? http://s411.photobucket.com/albums/p...eauCanada2.flv Last edited by shysnale; 11-20-2008 at 04:59 AM.

11-20-2008, 09:08 AM	#37
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	there is only one rule you must adhere to to keep a woman happy - ask her for an opinion ! __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

11-20-2008, 04:25 PM	#38
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	Last edited by shysnale; 11-20-2008 at 04:29 PM.

11-20-2008, 05:15 PM	#39
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	nearly pissed myself at those cats But just to add.... BRING CHOCOLATE! x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

10-27-2008, 04:04 PM	#21
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Simple? There is football on the T.V! Anyway, guys, do not push yourself to do things that make her happy. Act spontaneously, if she's not happy you'll understand, she will go! If she stays, everybody is happy!

11-03-2008, 11:27 PM	#23
ShyAngel Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 959 Reputation: 21985	wow, this guy is hitting all the threads.

11-04-2008, 12:08 AM	#24
kitty_joanne Sleeping Siren Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Suburb Posts: 2,817 Reputation: 28630	u know i wonder why people spam something that is totally not related with this board.. At least spam something related with the board, like selling viagra or vibrator? lol

11-09-2008, 04:59 AM	#28
ShyAngel Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 959 Reputation: 21985	You know what will make us happy? Just give us your credit cards and leave us alone. We'll be happy....for that day, and you'll have to find some other way to make us happy tomorrow. lol

11-18-2008, 05:13 AM	#32
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179

11-19-2008, 03:58 PM	#34
older and wiser Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 297 Reputation: 1024	though on a serious note LISTEN, though understanding creatures who are so complicated and hormonal, well, that is another matter completley