Rogue, Phantom and Sierra At The Oscars - Rape Board

Sierra · 02-22-2009, 07:41 PM

Last year Rogue and I kept up a running commentary on Oscar night, and it was such fun we decided to do it again this year. We will be announcing the winners and keeping up a running commentary on whatever comes to mind.

Please feel free to join in the discussion.

This is being simulcast on KO.

Blatant plug: If you want to see the roster of the major awards, go to K1-Media.com. TheDarkOne has also uploaded all of the Oscar-nominated films over there if you want to take a look at them.

On with the show!!

Rogue · 02-22-2009, 07:46 PM

Hi Sierra. You're looking lovely this evening.

This was great fun last year and was effectively the first night I met Sierra, one year ago.

http://www.rapeboard.com/showthread.php?t=11086

Now I'm glad the night is finally here. Bring on the show!

Sierra · 02-22-2009, 07:50 PM

Watching the red carpet now.

Josh Brolin and Diane Lane good GOOD

Sarah Jessica Parker's dress is completely inappropriate, even though she looks good in it.

Angelina and Brad look wonderful, but I want to see Angelina in something other than that black strapless

And what the FUCK is Miley Cyrus wearing???

Sierra · 02-22-2009, 07:52 PM

Tim Gunn is doing the commentary. He is easily THE bitchiest queen in the US. I LOVE him.

Rogue · 02-22-2009, 07:55 PM

We have an English homosexual I don't know the name of. I've to spend hours listening to this guy.

Sierra · 02-22-2009, 07:58 PM

Oh, my God...Mickey Rourke in a white suit? Jesus.

Vanessa Hudgens...That dress is way too much for such a little person.

Oh, Lord. Miley Cyrus's dress looks like some sort of fungus. YUCK.

Rogue · 02-22-2009, 08:00 PM

Gok Wan. Thank God it's nowhere near the red carpet.

Rogue · 02-22-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Phantom

Well, I like what Mickey Rourke is wearing especially his little homage to his passed away doggy of 17 years, Loki!

Heard him mention his dog, nice touch. I think he looks cool simply because it's different to everything else.

Sierra · 02-22-2009, 08:05 PM

Meryl Streep actually looks good. She usually looks like a bag lady.

Penelope Cruz looks astounding in a vintage gown. Old Hollywood glam, and a stunning woman.

Rogue · 02-22-2009, 08:05 PM

For me the best two films of the last 2 or 3 years were Dark Knight and The Wrestler, and neither were even nominated.

Sierra · 02-22-2009, 08:07 PM

Marisa Tomei looks good, but that's a LOT of dress.

Rogue · 02-22-2009, 08:09 PM

Gok whatever has gone home, thankfully. Stephanie Beacham has joined the presenter on the sofa. Loved her in the alien rape movie Inseminoid!

Rogue · 02-22-2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogue

Stephanie Beacham

Oh, and Marlon Brando once hogtied her. Quite a lady.

Sierra · 02-22-2009, 08:14 PM

Right....that's the red carpet done. I'll be interested to see how Hugh Jackman does.

He's smokin' hot....Damn.

Sierra · 02-22-2009, 08:19 PM

A rather astonishing song and dance number. Pretty hokey. Reminds me of of a Garland/Mickey Rooney film.

Rogue · 02-22-2009, 08:19 PM

Watch out for Taraji P. Henson's grandmother's cleavage in the crowd.

NOT funny

Sierra · 02-22-2009, 08:19 PM

He cracked himself up halfway through. Best moment so far.

Rogue · 02-22-2009, 08:24 PM

Very entertaining opening. Loved the Frost/Nixon bit.

Anne Hathaway wore strappy shoes so they didn't fly off.

Sierra · 02-22-2009, 08:24 PM

Who knew Hugh Jackman could sing? And dance?

The standup monologue is snarky and fun - he's done a good job.

Rogue · 02-22-2009, 08:28 PM

Jackman was pretty good, a lot better than I was expecting.

02-22-2009, 07:41 PM	#1
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Rogue, Phantom and Sierra At The Oscars Last year Rogue and I kept up a running commentary on Oscar night, and it was such fun we decided to do it again this year. We will be announcing the winners and keeping up a running commentary on whatever comes to mind. Please feel free to join in the discussion. This is being simulcast on KO. Blatant plug: If you want to see the roster of the major awards, go to K1-Media.com. TheDarkOne has also uploaded all of the Oscar-nominated films over there if you want to take a look at them. On with the show!! __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt. Last edited by Sierra; 02-22-2009 at 11:44 PM.

02-22-2009, 07:46 PM	#2
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Hi Sierra. You're looking lovely this evening. This was great fun last year and was effectively the first night I met Sierra, one year ago. http://www.rapeboard.com/showthread.php?t=11086 Now I'm glad the night is finally here. Bring on the show! __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

02-22-2009, 07:50 PM	#3
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Watching the red carpet now. Josh Brolin and Diane Lane good GOOD Sarah Jessica Parker's dress is completely inappropriate, even though she looks good in it. Angelina and Brad look wonderful, but I want to see Angelina in something other than that black strapless And what the FUCK is Miley Cyrus wearing??? __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-22-2009, 07:52 PM	#4
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Tim Gunn is doing the commentary. He is easily THE bitchiest queen in the US. I LOVE him. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-22-2009, 07:55 PM	#5
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	We have an English homosexual I don't know the name of. I've to spend hours listening to this guy. __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

02-22-2009, 07:58 PM	#6
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Oh, my God...Mickey Rourke in a white suit? Jesus. Vanessa Hudgens...That dress is way too much for such a little person. Oh, Lord. Miley Cyrus's dress looks like some sort of fungus. YUCK. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-22-2009, 08:00 PM	#7
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Gok Wan. Thank God it's nowhere near the red carpet. __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

02-22-2009, 08:05 PM	#9
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Meryl Streep actually looks good. She usually looks like a bag lady. Penelope Cruz looks astounding in a vintage gown. Old Hollywood glam, and a stunning woman. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-22-2009, 08:07 PM	#11
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Marisa Tomei looks good, but that's a LOT of dress. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-22-2009, 08:09 PM	#12
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Gok whatever has gone home, thankfully. Stephanie Beacham has joined the presenter on the sofa. Loved her in the alien rape movie Inseminoid! __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

02-22-2009, 08:14 PM	#14
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Right....that's the red carpet done. I'll be interested to see how Hugh Jackman does. He's smokin' hot....Damn. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-22-2009, 08:19 PM	#15
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	A rather astonishing song and dance number. Pretty hokey. Reminds me of of a Garland/Mickey Rooney film. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-22-2009, 08:24 PM	#18
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Very entertaining opening. Loved the Frost/Nixon bit. Anne Hathaway wore strappy shoes so they didn't fly off. __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

02-22-2009, 08:28 PM	#20
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Jackman was pretty good, a lot better than I was expecting. __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€