Aging - Page 2 - Rape Board

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 08-31-2007, 08:44 PM

I Dont Give A Shit - I Believe Im Going To Be Reincarnated As Myself For Round Two !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SecretObsession · 08-31-2007, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ntense

Ladies, don't stress about it. You won't EVER keep us from drooling over the twenty-somethings, but we come home to *you*. <3

AAAAaawwwww!!! sweet... and true! btw. you can drool over twenty-something chics if we can drool over their hot boyfriends!!!! boys

Ntense · 08-31-2007, 10:04 PM

Certainly, fair is fair! No tongues, though.

ego · 09-01-2007, 03:23 AM

Oh yes, a man will go to several churches but he will usually return to the cathedral!

SecretObsession · 09-01-2007, 10:41 AM

AH YES, where he must fall to his knees and worship!!!
(worship the very womb which so miraculously birthed his sorry ass to begin with LMFAO!!!!! hehehe... j/k :-)

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 09-01-2007, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SecretObsession

AH YES, where he must fall to his knees and worship!!!
(worship the very womb which so miraculously birthed his sorry ass to begin with LMFAO!!!!! hehehe... j/k :-)

lol in that case i have worshipped many 'wombs' lol

Ntense · 09-01-2007, 10:30 PM

Ewwwwww, the womb that birthed me is my mom's! I try not to kneel at that altar as often as possible. Doesn't this belong over there in the 'incest' forum?

Another handy trick: if you put women up on a pedestal, they can't kick your balls! It's called 'misdirection'...

shysnale · 09-02-2007, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SecretObsession

WHEN WE AGE WE LOOSE OUR SEX APPEAL!

( Men of course have it MUCH easier! Look for example at all the hollywood sexy symbols over the age of 38. Mostly men? Yup)

Being still fairly young,and attractive I can admit that that is what bothers me the most about getting old. But I hope with age comes change and wisdom and I will learn how to replace that loss with something else that makes me feel good. <otherwise I'll just end up being a "bad grandma" EEeewwwwUCKKKK!!!>

What you said is interesting, I never noticed men tend to keep their sex appeal over 38...

However men are loosing their hair, women don't. Or at a very advanced age.

Ntense · 09-02-2007, 06:09 PM

Yeah, well, I lost most of my hair by the time I was 22. Ya either get over it or you're neurotic, 'cos you sure as heck aren't going to do anything about it once it's already at an advanced stage. By the time the 'wonder drug' came out it was waayyy too late for this little boy.

One of my doctors long ago told me that the hair loss was due to an excess of testosterone, in my case WAY excessive. Wonderful. So... I'm horny as a billy goat and nobody will touch me 'cos my hair fell out? How did *that* help in natural selection?? It's more proof that God enjoys practical jokes at other people's expense. He'd better send me to hell 'cos I'm gonna kick his ass if I meet him! I started out bald and messy at both ends, had a brief interlude with hair, and I'll end up bald and drooling again in another 30 or 40 years. Oh, joy.

The only up-side to high testosterone levels: I've never needed Viagra.

Another way to disprove natural selection: why do you have hair on your ass? Did it ever do you any good?? I don't think I've EVER said "Boy, that hair on my ass sure saved my life!" And why can I *still* grow hair on my ass if it falls off of my head first??? What's up with that? At least hair on my head would keep me warmer, so that'd be a good thing. Hair on my ass just (ok, I won't go there...

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gaggirl · 09-05-2007, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ishkara

im getting plastic surgery thats it ive decided!

lol

hey I like you.. and I love your tag line too!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm the only sexy woman I can think of who resembles any kind of older sexy role model is Sam from sex in the city. She got some hotties, but Blanche from golden girls ? well.... wasnt too fussed on her assortment.

I had this little chat this morning with Mister Sea Critters about this topic. So I had better fit in all the fantasy stuff in I can because when I hit 60 I dont have to put up with getting hit by other 60 year olds (yes thats right Ill give it an extra ten years and wont hang up my ballgag at 50 like planned)

as for coming home to me after raping young flesh.. No man of mine!!

Thoth · 09-05-2007, 02:58 AM

25 years ago getting old was harder to do than now.

Now we got better drugs to look forward to.

shysnale · 09-05-2007, 12:54 PM

Cool pics Squid.

I thought Silvester Stallone gets old pretty well too.
Same for Sean Conery.
And Michael Douglas.

Ntense · 09-06-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by squidley

Raquel Welch age 67

Anyone read Oscar Wilde's "Picture of Dorian Grey"?

Don't you know the plastic surgeons in California chortle with glee when Raquel walks in the door: "Cool, I can buy that new beach house in Kauai!" There's just NO way that's careful diet and exercise. I have more smile lines than that, and she's got me beat by 20 years! Ahhhh, the miracles of modern medicine....

'Cept in that shot it looks like she's had a mild stroke.

gaggirl · 09-06-2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by squidley

Manie VanDoren age 76

You know GG, it's a real shame that you'll be hanging up your ball gag at 60. A little maintenance can go a long way and as a few of these grannies go to fat show. You CAN still look pretty good at 60, or more.

As for being hit on by 60 year olds... well, there are more than a few young lasses in any park who have been subject to that particular embarrassment. And yes, the guy WAS old enough to be their father, or grandfather for that matter.

Now admittedly, good photography helps. But most of us get up some mornings looking bad enough to scare the roaches away; which is really kind of bad. After all, they are a good source of protein and they have sort of a nice nutty-crunchy flavor when roasted...

The Squid

HOLY CRAP... is marnie photoshopped to death or does she look like that? Who can afford all that plastic surgey? hmmm.. I need to find me a plastic surgeon toy boy or something! Or move to america and win the lotto (our lotto purse is pathetic in comparison to yours) Anyway I would happy to die lookin like that at 80 from a stroke after having had a roleplay the week before with a group of mid twenties home invasion men lol
although.. makes you wonder what happens on the inside if she got it rough. You almost put me off roller derby with your comment about me getting an embolism because I might break something when I fall lol so in a roleplay with a woman her age....
*CRACK*

"oops think I bent her legs a bit too far..."

you know I had a horrible dream I was raped by a giant cockroach once. and when I was a kid, used to dream about being held hostage with cans of fly spray. thats that about?!

okay time to go ferriting for pics really sexy older men... those ones look a bit to cuntry for me!

gaggirl · 09-06-2007, 06:22 PM

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do you think we can get him to take that crap off his face though?

SecretObsession · 09-06-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by shysnale

What you said is interesting, I never noticed men tend to keep their sex appeal over 38...

However men are loosing their hair, women don't. Or at a very advanced age.

Here are some very sexy, over 38yr old guys!!!!

George Clooney 46
Brad pitt 44
John Travolta 53
Nicohlas Cage 43

I think guys in their early forties are pretty hot. I see them as more confident and very experienced and they tend to "give" more.

SecretObsession · 09-06-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by gaggirl

do you think we can get him to take that crap off his face though?

AAWWW, I love the scruffilies! Actually either way, Ray is HOT!!!

gaggirl · 09-06-2007, 07:21 PM

oh a little stubble is good, but anyting more reminds me of my dad! *shudder*

heres some more old hotties:

how could I have forgotten vince colosimo *heart patter* actually the man I was with before Overkill looked just like this shame he was such an arrogant self centred mummies boy butthead

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and this man was the bad guy in kindergarten cop. he was also a mummies boy, but very dangerous sexy and a little obsessive

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SecretObsession · 09-06-2007, 07:56 PM

NICE picks gg!!!

Ntense · 09-07-2007, 12:03 AM

Sean Connery, wife Micheline Roquebrune, Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford

Yep, they're both going for younger women. Connery is pushing 80, isn't he?

08-31-2007, 08:44 PM	#21
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	I Dont Give A Shit - I Believe Im Going To Be Reincarnated As Myself For Round Two !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

08-31-2007, 10:04 PM	#23
Ntense Privileged Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texass Posts: 688 Reputation: 541	Certainly, fair is fair! No tongues, though. __________________ Character is what you are in the dark... John Whorfin

09-01-2007, 03:23 AM	#24
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Oh yes, a man will go to several churches but he will usually return to the cathedral! __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

09-01-2007, 10:30 PM	#27
Ntense Privileged Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texass Posts: 688 Reputation: 541	Ewwwwww, the womb that birthed me is my mom's! I try not to kneel at that altar as often as possible. Doesn't this belong over there in the 'incest' forum? Another handy trick: if you put women up on a pedestal, they can't kick your balls! It's called 'misdirection'... __________________ Character is what you are in the dark... John Whorfin

09-02-2007, 06:09 PM	#29
Ntense Privileged Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texass Posts: 688 Reputation: 541	Yeah, well, I lost most of my hair by the time I was 22. Ya either get over it or you're neurotic, 'cos you sure as heck aren't going to do anything about it once it's already at an advanced stage. By the time the 'wonder drug' came out it was waayyy too late for this little boy. One of my doctors long ago told me that the hair loss was due to an excess of testosterone, in my case WAY excessive. Wonderful. So... I'm horny as a billy goat and nobody will touch me 'cos my hair fell out? How did that help in natural selection?? It's more proof that God enjoys practical jokes at other people's expense. He'd better send me to hell 'cos I'm gonna kick his ass if I meet him! I started out bald and messy at both ends, had a brief interlude with hair, and I'll end up bald and drooling again in another 30 or 40 years. Oh, joy. The only up-side to high testosterone levels: I've never needed Viagra. Another way to disprove natural selection: why do you have hair on your ass? Did it ever do you any good?? I don't think I've EVER said "Boy, that hair on my ass sure saved my life!" And why can I still grow hair on my ass if it falls off of my head first??? What's up with that? At least hair on my head would keep me warmer, so that'd be a good thing. Hair on my ass just (ok, I won't go there... ) __________________ Character is what you are in the dark... John Whorfin Last edited by Ntense; 09-04-2007 at 05:23 AM.

09-01-2007, 10:41 AM	#25
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	AH YES, where he must fall to his knees and worship!!! (worship the very womb which so miraculously birthed his sorry ass to begin with LMFAO!!!!! hehehe... j/k :-)

09-05-2007, 02:58 AM	#31
Thoth Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 28 Reputation: 26	Lol 25 years ago getting old was harder to do than now. Now we got better drugs to look forward to. Last edited by Thoth; 09-05-2007 at 03:03 AM.

09-05-2007, 12:54 PM	#32
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	Cool pics Squid. I thought Silvester Stallone gets old pretty well too. Same for Sean Conery. And Michael Douglas.

09-06-2007, 06:22 PM	#35
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	Attachment 3675 Attachment 3676 do you think we can get him to take that crap off his face though? Last edited by gaggirl; 09-12-2007 at 02:20 AM.

09-06-2007, 07:21 PM	#38
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	more old dudes oh a little stubble is good, but anyting more reminds me of my dad! shudder heres some more old hotties: how could I have forgotten vince colosimo heart patter actually the man I was with before Overkill looked just like this shame he was such an arrogant self centred mummies boy butthead Attachment 3677 Attachment 3678 and this man was the bad guy in kindergarten cop. he was also a mummies boy, but very dangerous sexy and a little obsessive Attachment 3679 Last edited by gaggirl; 08-20-2009 at 06:52 PM.

09-06-2007, 07:56 PM	#39
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	NICE picks gg!!!

09-07-2007, 12:03 AM	#40
Ntense Privileged Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texass Posts: 688 Reputation: 541	Sean Connery, wife Micheline Roquebrune, Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford Yep, they're both going for younger women. Connery is pushing 80, isn't he? __________________ Character is what you are in the dark... John Whorfin