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05-10-2013, 11:15 PM | #961 |
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I thought you cool round-eyes do piss-"bored", not water-"bored"
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05-10-2013, 11:20 PM | #962 |
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It's finding the donkeys that's the problem. Perhaps you'd lend me yours?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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05-11-2013, 12:02 AM | #963 |
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I can't quit obsessing over plants.
I got mildly irate with a girl today about Monsanto and GMOs when she explained she didn't need any of my tomato plants as she'd already gotten some from the store. I might have scared her a little. Maybe I should sleep. Also I've decided I'm going to get breakfast drunk tomorrow. That is all.
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05-11-2013, 12:02 AM | #964 |
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Sorry, fresh out of donkeys, they were on the menu for the State Dinner tonight.
I recommend you find some gerbils - a whole shitload of gerbils.... |
05-11-2013, 12:08 AM | #965 |
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05-11-2013, 12:22 AM | #966 |
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My collection of weird, short men is complete. Thank you, however.
I plan on brunch, skirt and heels, and Bloody Mary's. Now if you made randomly amazing Bloody Marys, we can talk. But for now I'm off.
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05-11-2013, 12:28 AM | #967 |
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Seeya nd I got brekkie drunk earlier and now sick as a fucking dog. And I want tomatoes now you mentioned it.
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05-11-2013, 07:35 AM | #968 |
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I'm getting breakfast drunk before this stupid wedding I have to go to.
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05-11-2013, 07:36 AM | #969 |
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Although I have no clue how people drink Bloody Mary's. I think they're f'n gross. Tomato juice is the last thing I'd ever want to mix with alcohol. Now if you want a fantastic mimosa or an ATLien, then you can talk to me.
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05-11-2013, 01:14 PM | #970 |
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For the first time ever on any message board, I have put somebody on Ignore.
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05-11-2013, 01:59 PM | #971 |
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05-11-2013, 06:15 PM | #972 |
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The weather report goes as such: "its gonna be cold,w et and wooly"........ lots of assumptions could be made by that statement oh I should add the wild there too.
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05-12-2013, 09:06 AM | #973 |
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Officially it's high summer, by the weather it's the middle of winter
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05-12-2013, 09:59 AM | #974 |
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Surprisingly unhungover after my friend's wedding. I stuck to beer and eschewed shots so maybe that's why.
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05-12-2013, 05:30 PM | #975 |
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6 degrees celcius. what more can I say but I'm in utter bliss!!
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05-12-2013, 05:55 PM | #976 |
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Huh??? It's 6 degrees celcius here and I'm bloody freeeeeeezing!!!
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05-12-2013, 06:26 PM | #977 |
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Isn't is just wonderful?? !!
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05-12-2013, 06:41 PM | #978 |
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Too frozen to type the answer that deserves.
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05-12-2013, 07:14 PM | #979 |
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Nice and cold. You are trying to type?
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05-12-2013, 07:16 PM | #980 |
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Last week was hottest heatwave week in may in 100 years. Today is coldest in may in 100 years. Top of 13 here max. Consideirng I been sweltering thru the hottest heatwave in a century this summer, belive me when I mean I'm in bliss
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