Why? - Page 2 - Rape Board

sindyloo · 05-06-2007, 11:04 PM

That is simple Capt!? That is because your Teachers were "Home Schooled"!

No close,

bubbles in a bubble bath are always white cause people wont allow other colors in their tub?!

For 7 and I hope you dont know this!?.......When you enter a dark room and turn on the lights.....Where does the dark go to??

Why do people come to a site called Rape Board when they are bored and dont have anything to do??

Last important question for the scientists here...."If a Duck farts ....Does the water ripple???"

sindyloo · 05-06-2007, 11:13 PM

Because YOU cant help it I guess???

dashrendar44 · 05-06-2007, 11:44 PM

why was i born if im only kicked around and hurt for others happiness?

dashrendar44 · 05-07-2007, 12:02 AM

why are there never loose women with tight pussies?

dashrendar44 · 05-07-2007, 12:51 AM

why do people hate to love but love to hate?

dashrendar44 · 05-07-2007, 01:20 AM

why was kissing invented??

Hellcat · 05-07-2007, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Capt. DooDah

Why did so many of my teachers misspell "cocksucker" on my report cards?

Why is it that you will go to any lengths to improve on your grades??

Sexy Stewie · 05-07-2007, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantom

Why do people starve when there is enough food in the world?

Why did the CIA help assassinate this man?:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=55114396

http://www.rrojasdatabank.org/foh12.htm

Capt. DooDah · 05-07-2007, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hellcat

Why is it that you will go to any lengths to improve on your grades??

I Didn't !,
I Wouldn't !!,
I . . . . . . . . couldn't. Somewhere just shy of about a half a foot
and I'd start puking and feeling really cheap and dirty.

sindyloo's words rang true.
I hated the fuck outta attending Home School.
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. . . oh and yes. The water would ripple.
But it wouldn't echo.

Louise · 05-07-2007, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantom

Why do we elect inept, power hungry leaders and then bitch about it?

Because we are all secret sadomasocists...and we deserve all that we get

tom8517 · 05-07-2007, 07:32 PM

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

He's adopted

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 05-07-2007, 08:35 PM

why are their arseholes who act tough but then after u beat them they call the police??

Sexy Stewie · 05-08-2007, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MADDOGMCMANAMAN

why are their arseholes who act tough but then after u beat them they call the police??

Not sure, haven't been in a fight for over a decade (since the age of 18).

Why are there so many a-hole guys out there who like to try and start fights?

Brutalessons · 05-08-2007, 06:10 AM

Why do contractors always tell you it will take 2 weeks?

Why does the cop always ask if I've been drinking?

Why does the dentist always want to make small talk "after" he numbs your whole face?

Capt. DooDah · 05-09-2007, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brutalessons

Why does the dentist always want to make small talk "after" he numbs your whole face?

And why do we pay shit loads of money to this guy who tells us, "Open nice and wide. Now you're gonna feel a little prick."?
"And why do we open our mouths?"

somedude · 05-09-2007, 02:31 AM

Why do we ask so many questons?

Wiz · 05-09-2007, 02:48 AM

One of my favorites:

Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?

Also, why is the person who buys and sells stocks for you called a broker?

Sexy Stewie · 05-09-2007, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

Why do we ask so many questons?

To try and find some answers.

Why is this idiot President of the U.S.? (great clips of Bush speeches 0:55-3:00): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whhbP...elated&search=

Wiz · 05-09-2007, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy Stewie

Why is this idiot President of the U.S.?

Because Americans elected him.....TWICE

Why did Americans elect him President.....TWICE?

somedude · 05-09-2007, 03:11 AM

I have answers...answers that would destroy your mind...

Why must we always be looking for answers?

05-06-2007, 11:04 PM	#21
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	That is simple Capt!? That is because your Teachers were "Home Schooled"! No close, bubbles in a bubble bath are always white cause people wont allow other colors in their tub?! For 7 and I hope you dont know this!?.......When you enter a dark room and turn on the lights.....Where does the dark go to?? Why do people come to a site called Rape Board when they are bored and dont have anything to do?? Last important question for the scientists here...."If a Duck farts ....Does the water ripple???" __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

05-06-2007, 11:13 PM	#22
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Because YOU cant help it I guess??? __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

05-06-2007, 11:44 PM	#23
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	why was i born if im only kicked around and hurt for others happiness? __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

05-07-2007, 12:02 AM	#24
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	why are there never loose women with tight pussies? __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

05-07-2007, 12:51 AM	#25
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	why do people hate to love but love to hate? __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

05-07-2007, 01:20 AM	#26
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	why was kissing invented?? __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

05-07-2007, 07:32 PM	#31
tom8517 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,065 Reputation: 14858	Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? He's adopted

05-07-2007, 08:35 PM	#32
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	why are their arseholes who act tough but then after u beat them they call the police?? __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

05-08-2007, 06:10 AM	#34
Brutalessons Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 94 Reputation: 398	Why do contractors always tell you it will take 2 weeks? Why does the cop always ask if I've been drinking? Why does the dentist always want to make small talk "after" he numbs your whole face?

05-09-2007, 02:31 AM	#36
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Why do we ask so many questons? __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-09-2007, 02:48 AM	#37
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	One of my favorites: Why is there an expiry date on sour cream? Also, why is the person who buys and sells stocks for you called a broker? __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can. Last edited by Wiz; 05-09-2007 at 02:50 AM.

05-09-2007, 03:11 AM	#40
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I have answers...answers that would destroy your mind... Why must we always be looking for answers? __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!