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Hellcat · 04-20-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiz

Bored eh. Assume the position indicated below, and I'll be right over

i could offer you a Wonderful Weekday Welcome Wiz...

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Originally Posted by Wiz

Maybe you just need a drink...

OMG!! i just had a flashback to last Friday at the Student bar

mmmm. think ive seen this guy somewhere before ?!?

Wiz · 04-20-2007, 10:31 AM

Actually, I was feeling kinda bored myself the other day when the wife was working some OT, and ended up in the ER at her hospital.

Wiz · 04-20-2007, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Hellcat

OMG!! i just had a flashback to last Friday at the Student bar

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Ohhhhhhh, kitty had her own little hellish barferama at the Student bar did she

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Now, if your mother had practised this alternative to breast feeding, you may have been OK.

Hellcat · 04-20-2007, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiz

Ohhhhhhh, kitty had her own little hellish barferama at the Student bar did she

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Now, if your mother had practised this alternative to breast feeding, you may have been OK.

Very true Wiz, never mind i'm getting all the practice in that i can now... thought i'd show you a picture of my student digs

ego · 04-20-2007, 11:33 AM

When a cat is boring, she uses her laptop.....

sindyloo · 04-20-2007, 01:18 PM

HOW CUTE!! Looks like kitty got TIRED of waiting for the MOUSE!!??

Wiz · 04-20-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Hellcat

Very true Wiz, never mind i'm getting all the practice in that i can now... thought i'd show you a picture of my student digs

In eight years at university, I don't think that I ever let my student digs get looking quite that bad.....well maybe, and I just don't remember

. Clearly, you got A+ in Advanced Beer Consumption 401 and an F in Basic Housekeeping 101. Where's the bed?....hopefully not under the cans

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Wiz · 04-20-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ego

When a cat is boring, she uses her laptop.....

Nice pic ego. Even when she uses her laptop, our kitty's on her back with her legs in the air

. Don't ever change HC.

insignia0 · 04-20-2007, 03:04 PM

i hope u have more claws than this mouse HC

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

Dutch_Rapist · 04-21-2007, 01:12 PM

Something to give you nice dreams.
This happened a few streets away from me yesterday when bikini girls washing cars met one of our colorful friends.
Not sure what happened afterwards, use your imagination!

sindyloo · 04-21-2007, 02:03 PM

Hmm looks to me like the Clown showed up too give the Girls a nice long juicy dog for each of them??

Hellcat · 04-21-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutch_Rapist

Something to give you nice dreams.
This happened a few streets away from me yesterday when bikini girls washing cars met one of our colorful friends.
Not sure what happened afterwards, use your imagination!

Now thats a dangerous thing to get me to use... you know how much trouble using my imagination usually gets me into

I am wondering what he's hiding under his hat though Dutch

x

horny_asian · 04-22-2007, 02:12 AM

here's afew to laugh at

my dark side · 04-22-2007, 03:25 AM

i dont get the first one sorry. A bit slow these days

Wiz · 04-23-2007, 11:48 AM

So, did ya hear about this gay chap who decided that lighting a fart would be an excellent way to meet a buff fireman.

sindyloo · 04-23-2007, 02:29 PM

Great ones asian thanks!!

dark dear?? you would only "depend" on the first one if you have Bladder control Problems!?

Wiz........What the hell is the Fireman looking at???

my dark side · 04-23-2007, 05:25 PM

Thanks Sindy, after having another look and thinking bout what you said i finally get it.

My bad, im a bit slow these days

Wiz · 04-23-2007, 05:32 PM

Well Sindy dearest, the fireman appears to be fixated on the gay guy's butt above him likely hoping that it's not going to take a dump; however, who knows, maybe the fireman is a gay blade himself and has other plans for the butt that he's looking at

Hellcat · 04-24-2007, 03:01 AM

10 things men would do if they had a Vagina (of their own) for the day!

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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Louise · 04-24-2007, 07:46 AM

Nice try mate...

04-20-2007, 10:31 AM	#102
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	Actually, I was feeling kinda bored myself the other day when the wife was working some OT, and ended up in the ER at her hospital. Last edited by Wiz; 05-10-2007 at 10:40 AM.

04-20-2007, 11:33 AM	#105
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	When a cat is boring, she uses her laptop..... __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss! Last edited by ego; 06-01-2007 at 04:59 PM.

04-20-2007, 01:18 PM	#106
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	HOW CUTE!! Looks like kitty got TIRED of waiting for the MOUSE!!?? __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

04-20-2007, 03:04 PM	#109
insignia0 Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 171 Reputation: 692	i hope u have more claws than this mouse HC http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770 __________________ I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.

04-21-2007, 02:03 PM	#111
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Hmm looks to me like the Clown showed up too give the Girls a nice long juicy dog for each of them?? __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

04-22-2007, 03:25 AM	#114
my dark side Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Away from here Posts: 2,038 Reputation: 1051	i dont get the first one sorry. A bit slow these days

04-23-2007, 11:48 AM	#115
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	So, did ya hear about this gay chap who decided that lighting a fart would be an excellent way to meet a buff fireman. Last edited by Wiz; 05-10-2007 at 10:40 AM.

04-23-2007, 02:29 PM	#116
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Great ones asian thanks!! dark dear?? you would only "depend" on the first one if you have Bladder control Problems!? Wiz........What the hell is the Fireman looking at??? __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

04-23-2007, 05:25 PM	#117
my dark side Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Away from here Posts: 2,038 Reputation: 1051	Thanks Sindy, after having another look and thinking bout what you said i finally get it. My bad, im a bit slow these days

04-23-2007, 05:32 PM	#118
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	Well Sindy dearest, the fireman appears to be fixated on the gay guy's butt above him likely hoping that it's not going to take a dump; however, who knows, maybe the fireman is a gay blade himself and has other plans for the butt that he's looking at

04-24-2007, 03:01 AM	#119
Hellcat At Rest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,808 Reputation: 1841	10 things men would do if they had a Vagina (of their own) for the day! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. __________________ â€œIf you should die before me, take my hand and ask if you could bring along a friendâ€

04-24-2007, 07:46 AM	#120
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	Nice try mate... Last edited by Louise; 07-03-2007 at 03:31 PM.