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ego · 03-29-2007, 02:31 PM

VanHellseal!!!

sindyloo · 03-29-2007, 02:53 PM

AWWWW!!! much better love it EGO!!

And maybe a series of movies?? The Seal of Death part1 and 2 etc?? or........"A American seal in Japan?" Last one before everyone gags!?? "Silence of the SEALS!!"

ego · 03-29-2007, 03:00 PM

"Nightmare in the seal's port"
"Irreversealed"
"7th seal"
"Nights with my seal"
"I know what you sealed last summer"

Dutch_Rapist · 03-31-2007, 12:08 PM

At the risk of losing my last bits of menace/attraction in the eyes of the ladies here:
Here's why swinging and alcohol don't mix. This is what happened to me a few years ago at another couple's place:

Hellcat · 03-31-2007, 12:10 PM

I shall resist the temptation to say the first thing that crosses my mind (always a wise thing with me

) and simply say that there are certain aspects of that picture that attracts me

Dutch_Rapist · 03-31-2007, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hellcat

I shall resist the temptation to say the first thing that crosses my mind (always a wise thing with me

) and simply say that there are certain aspects of that picture that attracts me

I shall resist the temptation to ask what said first thing that crossed your mind but which you're not going to say was, as it would probably be a serious blow to my self esteem.

I will however venture a guess as to which part of the picture attracts you: everything above the hairline?

Hellcat · 03-31-2007, 12:21 PM

well the first things to ever cross my mind usually falls in the dirty/wicked category

and as you went and covered up everything below the hairline i shall just have to resort to my imagination....

i am kind of reminded of those Turkish war helmets (think they were Turkish) around 1300... that had a huge spike out the top...and they used to charge there enemies... i can certainly see potential with your interesting head gear Dutch *sighs*

Dutch_Rapist · 03-31-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hellcat

well the first things to ever cross my mind usually falls in the dirty/wicked category

and as you went and covered up everything below the hairline i shall just have to resort to my imagination....

i am kind of reminded of those Turkish war helmets (think they were Turkish) around 1300... that had a huge spike out the top...and they used to charge there enemies... i can certainly see potential with your interesting head gear Dutch *sighs*

I've covered up most of my face because I looked like a cross-eyed drooling drunk on that picture.

Only Gaggirl has seen my face (in better conditions).

Turkish war helmets (yes, they were)... ooh, sounds interesting. I could charge at you... *sees some interesting visuals inside his head*
Vlad the Impaler has nothing on me!

Louise · 03-31-2007, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutch_Rapist

Turkish war helmets (yes, they were)... ooh, sounds interesting. I could charge at you... *sees some interesting visuals inside his head*
Vlad the Impaler has nothing on me!

Oi...watch it you...talking about my ancestor there!

Talking about impaling...i really must get back to my RP reply...x

sindyloo · 03-31-2007, 01:06 PM

How interesting DUTCH!! Look its a DICKHEAD!!

But?? Oh my kinky and Umm interesting?? Lets see if I climb up there on his shoulders and Lower myself down?!

Gives a whole new meaning to that song.......BANG YOUR HEADS!!

Dutch_Rapist · 03-31-2007, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sindyloo

How interesting DUTCH!! Look its a DICKHEAD!!

But?? Oh my kinky and Umm interesting?? Lets see if I climb up there on his shoulders and Lower myself down?!

So THAT'S why people called me a dickhead all night!

As for your idea; now that sounds interesting and unique. Love it.

Dutch_Rapist · 03-31-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Louise

Oi...watch it you...talking about my ancestor there!

You too? I heard prince Charles claimed descent form him as well. I once started writing a biography of Vlad, you know, but I left it unfinished because there were too many of them around anyway.

Louise · 03-31-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutch_Rapist

You too? I heard prince Charles claimed descent form him as well. I once started writing a biography of Vlad, you know, but I left it unfinished because there were too many of them around anyway.

Prince Charles is descended from nothing more noble as something found around the back of a public loo in the east end of London after a particularly heavy saturday night.

You try writing a biography of Vlad and you'll end up one of the undead!

somedude · 03-31-2007, 02:25 PM

I'm descended from a Canadian blacksmith who moved to North Dakota!

Dutch_Rapist · 03-31-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Louise

You try writing a biography of Vlad and you'll end up one of the undead!

You've been reading the historian! I like!

dashrendar44 · 03-31-2007, 02:29 PM

LOL, im decended from irish loyalists that used to live in VA then came to canada.....so garden variety TT______________________TT

Louise · 03-31-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutch_Rapist

You've been reading the historian! I like!

Thats three of us now then...

03-31-2007, 03:00 PM

Attachment 2137

FLASH! Space cadet arrested for violating weapons laws!

Attachment 2138

If you don't laugh at this you don't have a sence of humor!

Hellcat · 03-31-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Louise

Thats three of us now then...

Another reason i seem strangely drawn to you Dutch

Dutch_Rapist · 04-01-2007, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Hellcat

Another reason i seem strangely drawn to you Dutch

I was a teenage goth once upon a time, during my misspent youth. I have incredibly embarrassing photographic evidence of me dressed up as a vampire.

03-29-2007, 02:31 PM	#61
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	VanHellseal!!! __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

03-29-2007, 02:53 PM	#62
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Hmmm??? AWWWW!!! much better love it EGO!! And maybe a series of movies?? The Seal of Death part1 and 2 etc?? or........"A American seal in Japan?" Last one before everyone gags!?? "Silence of the SEALS!!" __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

03-29-2007, 03:00 PM	#63
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	"Nightmare in the seal's port" "Irreversealed" "7th seal" "Nights with my seal" "I know what you sealed last summer" __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

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Dutch_Rapist Depraved pirate Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 328 Reputation: 202	At the risk of losing my last bits of menace/attraction in the eyes of the ladies here: Here's why swinging and alcohol don't mix. This is what happened to me a few years ago at another couple's place: Last edited by Dutch_Rapist; 04-13-2007 at 12:59 AM.

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Hellcat At Rest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,808 Reputation: 1841	I shall resist the temptation to say the first thing that crosses my mind (always a wise thing with me ) and simply say that there are certain aspects of that picture that attracts me __________________ â€œIf you should die before me, take my hand and ask if you could bring along a friendâ€

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Hellcat At Rest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,808 Reputation: 1841	well the first things to ever cross my mind usually falls in the dirty/wicked category and as you went and covered up everything below the hairline i shall just have to resort to my imagination.... i am kind of reminded of those Turkish war helmets (think they were Turkish) around 1300... that had a huge spike out the top...and they used to charge there enemies... i can certainly see potential with your interesting head gear Dutch sighs __________________ â€œIf you should die before me, take my hand and ask if you could bring along a friendâ€

03-31-2007, 01:06 PM	#70
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Hmmm?? DUTCH! How interesting DUTCH!! Look its a DICKHEAD!! But?? Oh my kinky and Umm interesting?? Lets see if I climb up there on his shoulders and Lower myself down?! Gives a whole new meaning to that song.......BANG YOUR HEADS!! __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

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somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I'm descended from a Canadian blacksmith who moved to North Dakota! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

03-31-2007, 02:29 PM	#76
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	LOL, im decended from irish loyalists that used to live in VA then came to canada.....so garden variety TT______________________TT __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

03-31-2007, 03:00 PM	#78
drmephisto Guest Posts: n/a	Couldn't resist Attachment 2137 FLASH! Space cadet arrested for violating weapons laws! Attachment 2138 If you don't laugh at this you don't have a sence of humor! Last edited by drmephisto; 05-23-2007 at 02:00 PM.