Lysyn and SD Get A Room! - Page 4 - Rape Board

somedude · 10-31-2011, 01:36 AM

Talbot is a good player (mutters about 2009 game 7 winning goal) but the type of guy I'd really like to see on the Wings is a 20-30 goals a season scoring wing who shoots and shoots and shoots again!

lysyn · 10-31-2011, 01:51 AM

Lol I was actually okay to see Talbot go just not to the fuckin Flyers. He hasnt put up nearly the numbers he used to. But damned if he wasn't a brave little agitator. He flirted with me a few times when I was in town. Very notorious manwhore.

somedude · 10-31-2011, 04:30 AM

Maxim "The Manwhore" Talbot! Now that'd be a nickname! LOL! I feel your pain with him going to a rival. Back in 2003 Sergei Federov signed with Anaheim the bastard!

lysyn · 10-31-2011, 05:05 AM

Hell I am still pissed at Jagr. Even more so now. Dirty bastard.

somedude · 10-31-2011, 11:29 AM

Fully understandable being pissed at Jagr for signing with the Flyers after acting like he was gonna sign with the Pens then changing his mind for more money!

lysyn · 10-31-2011, 12:11 PM

I was pissed when he left the first time. I hope he rots. Dildo breathed douche canoe.

somedude · 10-31-2011, 12:51 PM

Ah, so you're saying you'd stab him with a pen before you'd take his auograph?!

lysyn · 10-31-2011, 12:55 PM

Yeah, probably. He humped a girl I knew in high school. It was funny, none of us believed her, then yep, she showed up with Jagr. (She was legal at the time.) it was then that I decided I hated puck bunnies (she was a skank).. but now that we have Letang, I get it.

somedude · 10-31-2011, 02:15 PM

So you saying you'd go pucky bunny with Letang?

lysyn · 10-31-2011, 07:57 PM

S gave me permission to go for it if the opportunity ever arises so fuck yeah I would.

somedude · 11-01-2011, 12:30 AM

I wish you all the luck in getting to have your way with Letang! Just remember to get his autograph while you're at it

lysyn · 11-01-2011, 12:40 AM

Thanks but it'll never happen. I don't hang in the places i use too and he has a beautiful girlfriend now. Le... sigh.

somedude · 11-01-2011, 12:44 AM

Poor poor girl! Guess you'll just have to be contect with fantasies of him raping you...

lysyn · 11-01-2011, 12:53 AM

And what fanfucking-tastic fantasies they are though they usually start out shitty for me too as they usually follow a loss but that just gets him in the right pissed off mindframe... mmm....

somedude · 11-01-2011, 01:07 AM

Ah, so in your fantasies he takes out his anger over the loss on your helpless body!

lysyn · 11-01-2011, 01:10 AM

God yes please. And he is one of those quiet guys that stews so when he loses it... well I really wish I was there

somedude · 11-01-2011, 01:18 AM

Sounds like you wish you where there and bare!

lysyn · 11-01-2011, 01:42 AM

I would be willing to sacrifice a few articles of clothing if he wanted to rend them from me. Yeah.

somedude · 11-01-2011, 01:45 AM

You're a most loyal fan being willing to make sacrifices like that!

lysyn · 11-01-2011, 02:04 AM

I really am. As long as myshoes make it out unharmed I'm a happy camper. Hell if Letang fucked me I'd be downright enthusiastic.

10-31-2011, 01:36 AM	#61
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Talbot is a good player (mutters about 2009 game 7 winning goal) but the type of guy I'd really like to see on the Wings is a 20-30 goals a season scoring wing who shoots and shoots and shoots again! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

10-31-2011, 04:30 AM	#63
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Maxim "The Manwhore" Talbot! Now that'd be a nickname! LOL! I feel your pain with him going to a rival. Back in 2003 Sergei Federov signed with Anaheim the bastard! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

10-31-2011, 11:29 AM	#65
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Fully understandable being pissed at Jagr for signing with the Flyers after acting like he was gonna sign with the Pens then changing his mind for more money! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

10-31-2011, 12:51 PM	#67
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Ah, so you're saying you'd stab him with a pen before you'd take his auograph?! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

10-31-2011, 02:15 PM	#69
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	So you saying you'd go pucky bunny with Letang? __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

10-31-2011, 01:51 AM	#62
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Lol I was actually okay to see Talbot go just not to the fuckin Flyers. He hasnt put up nearly the numbers he used to. But damned if he wasn't a brave little agitator. He flirted with me a few times when I was in town. Very notorious manwhore.

10-31-2011, 05:05 AM	#64
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Hell I am still pissed at Jagr. Even more so now. Dirty bastard.

10-31-2011, 12:11 PM	#66
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	I was pissed when he left the first time. I hope he rots. Dildo breathed douche canoe.

10-31-2011, 12:55 PM	#68
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Yeah, probably. He humped a girl I knew in high school. It was funny, none of us believed her, then yep, she showed up with Jagr. (She was legal at the time.) it was then that I decided I hated puck bunnies (she was a skank).. but now that we have Letang, I get it.

10-31-2011, 07:57 PM	#70
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	S gave me permission to go for it if the opportunity ever arises so fuck yeah I would.

11-01-2011, 12:30 AM	#71
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I wish you all the luck in getting to have your way with Letang! Just remember to get his autograph while you're at it __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-01-2011, 12:40 AM	#72
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Thanks but it'll never happen. I don't hang in the places i use too and he has a beautiful girlfriend now. Le... sigh.

11-01-2011, 12:44 AM	#73
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Poor poor girl! Guess you'll just have to be contect with fantasies of him raping you... __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-01-2011, 12:53 AM	#74
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	And what fanfucking-tastic fantasies they are though they usually start out shitty for me too as they usually follow a loss but that just gets him in the right pissed off mindframe... mmm....

11-01-2011, 01:07 AM	#75
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Ah, so in your fantasies he takes out his anger over the loss on your helpless body! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-01-2011, 01:10 AM	#76
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	God yes please. And he is one of those quiet guys that stews so when he loses it... well I really wish I was there

11-01-2011, 01:18 AM	#77
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Sounds like you wish you where there and bare! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-01-2011, 01:42 AM	#78
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	I would be willing to sacrifice a few articles of clothing if he wanted to rend them from me. Yeah.

11-01-2011, 01:45 AM	#79
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	You're a most loyal fan being willing to make sacrifices like that! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-01-2011, 02:04 AM	#80
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	I really am. As long as myshoes make it out unharmed I'm a happy camper. Hell if Letang fucked me I'd be downright enthusiastic.