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05-16-2013, 11:24 AM | #1 |
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Medium fucking rare?
Any chefs on Rapeboard? What the fucking hell does medium rare mean you bunch of cunts? Fucking chefs, bunch of fancified French ponces! Don't make me fucking laugh! There is only one way to serve steak. Fucking raw tossers. Anything else is just overdone. Do you think fucking cavemen were bothered about medium fucking rare? No. Of course not. They were more concerned about catching the fucking cow than if it came with French (spit) fires and fucking salad with dressing drizzled over it.
And don't even get me started on drizzling. Drizzling is what it's doing in Manchester right now. Salad is tossed. Cunts.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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05-16-2013, 11:49 AM | #2 |
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There's steak?
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05-16-2013, 11:51 AM | #3 |
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Only for you ladies who are wearing proper attire
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05-16-2013, 11:53 AM | #4 |
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05-16-2013, 11:57 AM | #5 |
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Allegedly. Now I remember why I hate eating out.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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05-16-2013, 12:02 PM | #6 |
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Medium rare is halfway between rare and medium. There's a specific temperature but I don't know it offhand. And you're right about cavemen. Except that, especially when eating the mass produced grain fed animal raised and processed in often unsafe conditions and/or pumped with antibiotics and bovine growth hormone, you may want to consider letting it cook a little while.
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05-16-2013, 12:06 PM | #7 |
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05-16-2013, 12:07 PM | #8 |
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How can men tear off your business attire when your naked??
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05-16-2013, 12:09 PM | #9 |
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05-16-2013, 12:11 PM | #10 |
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Ok Then you need to get re dressed for the rest of us lot.
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05-16-2013, 12:11 PM | #11 | |
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It's a poor excuse for not being able to cook a steak as ordered. I bet every fucking steak served is the same, and if someone complains they'll probably get told "we thought you ordered medium rare".
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05-16-2013, 12:23 PM | #12 |
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Aaah I see now. Well if you ordered a steak raw in a restaurant you'd probably be better served going to a butcher and picking one out yourself. At least that way you get to choose your marbling.
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05-16-2013, 01:52 PM | #13 | |
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05-16-2013, 02:11 PM | #14 |
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Hell no! Steak is best well done, anything else is for posers!
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05-16-2013, 02:46 PM | #15 |
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I would make a joke about meat but I'm thinking of too many
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05-16-2013, 05:54 PM | #16 |
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Arguing about steak. What next
For the record, I burn the shit out of my meat, nice and charcoal black mmmmmmm |
05-16-2013, 05:56 PM | #17 |
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05-16-2013, 10:44 PM | #19 |
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Save it until Kim Jong It comes round with his cocktail sausage little girl, then you can make all the jokes you want.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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05-16-2013, 11:55 PM | #20 | |
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I agree intensive farming can be a nasty affair. Our livestock should be well cared for, especially the milk producing type.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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