I've got a hardon. - Page 4 - Rape Board

older and wiser · 01-01-2009, 08:10 PM

I can remember years ago a couple of young lads, maybe around 12/13 walking past my house as I worked in the front garden and I heard one of them say 'I've got a hard on'. I looked up to see this lads cock pressing out in his shorts. Hormones at that age, so uncontrolable

Trill · 01-04-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by batffink

You've got it wrong old mate. Only if you fuck FuckingRotter should it be in the bestiality section. Even then we'd be charged by the RSPCA.

As if I'd get a chance, mate... he'd rather be abusing that poor Paki woman than having it off with a handsome young specimen like me. (Though when it comes to men, I prefer to be on the recieving end if you get my drift...)

perfectlyformed · 01-04-2009, 12:00 PM

STILL waiting to see this hard-on!

x

Trill · 01-04-2009, 12:56 PM

I think he's got a pic of it somewhere...

FuckingRotter · 01-05-2009, 01:27 PM

You'll have to come see it for yourself.

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Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

STILL waiting to see this hard-on!

x

sindyloo · 01-05-2009, 03:49 PM

What a waste??

Hardons wasted on the young as they have no Damn clue what to do with one?!

Right Rotter my Boyo?

Think you would be better using one than showing one? Am I right or wrong?

FuckingRotter · 01-05-2009, 03:54 PM

Too bloody right. If anybody wants to stand around getting pictures of it they best be quick, because when I have a hard on I like to get it buried in someone.

batffink · 01-06-2009, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sindyloo

What a waste??

Hardons wasted on the young as they have no Damn clue what to do with one?!

Right Rotter my Boyo?

Think you would be better using one than showing one? Am I right or wrong?

Dead right Sindyloo my girl.
It's the same old story of the young bull and the old bull spotting a herd of frisky Ayrshires in the field up the road. The young bull says, "Let's race up there and fuck a couple of those cows." and the old bull says, "Naaaaah, lets stroll up and fuck them all."
Stick with me Sweetheart and you'll wear diamonds.

sindyloo · 01-06-2009, 10:24 AM

Awww there he is........a diamond in the ruff. A true Scotsman tho a bit displaced?

Thought a chill draft blew up your kilt dear and gave you a dreadful cold?

But since your Home again and the Haggis is out of the oven? Would you do the Honors and Pipe it in for us?

FuckingRotter · 01-06-2009, 12:18 PM

Perhaps Sindyloo would prefer pearls to diamonds? Especially a necklace....

batffink · 01-07-2009, 02:55 AM

You are one sick fucker my friend. I was trying to be romantic with Sindyloo.

FuckingRotter · 01-07-2009, 07:20 PM

As was I.

Hornster · 01-07-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by older and wiser

I can remember years ago a couple of young lads, maybe around 12/13 walking past my house as I worked in the front garden and I heard one of them say 'I've got a hard on'. I looked up to see this lads cock pressing out in his shorts. Hormones at that age, so uncontrolable

Speaking of hard ons!!

Mugga123 · 01-08-2009, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Hornster

Speaking of hard ons!!

If you post that photo one more time I'm gonna rip your fucking head off and shit down your neck.

sindyloo · 01-08-2009, 11:13 PM

Wow? "why so.......Serious??"

Now if it was two women it would be hot and sexy right?

But two guys doing it isnt? well its hot for me and thanks for that pic...

FuckingRotter · 01-09-2009, 02:49 AM

A woman blindfolded and sucking another womans cock? Hmmm....

*FuckingRotter takes Sindyloo to one side and gives her a "lesson" about the birds and the bees*

sindyloo · 01-09-2009, 02:01 PM

Oh how nice?

I`m never to old to errrr Learn New lessons. So lead on McDuff!

FuckingRotter · 01-11-2009, 08:06 AM

McDuff?

Think you got me mixed up with McBatfink!

batffink · 01-11-2009, 08:10 PM

What's with the new avatar my friend ? Are you attempting to portray yourself as Saint George riding to the rescue of fair maidens ? Ive heard that in real life, knights like Saint George used to tie fair maidens to trees and have their wicked way with them.
Beware all you maidens on RB, FR is not the kindly old knight you think him to be, he's trying to get into your pants. Be warned. (and stick to nice old Scottish gentlemen like me.)

FuckingRotter · 01-12-2009, 03:06 AM

No gallant Sir Knight here Mr Fink, I'm champion of all things English. English as in NOT Scottish. In other words the brains of the outfit, but I would like to thank you chaps for bravely providing us with cannon fodder!

Now I'm off for a bit of rape and pillage somewhere.

01-04-2009, 12:00 PM	#63
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	STILL waiting to see this hard-on! x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

01-07-2009, 02:55 AM	#71
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	You are one sick fucker my friend. I was trying to be romantic with Sindyloo. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

01-11-2009, 08:10 PM	#79
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	What's with the new avatar my friend ? Are you attempting to portray yourself as Saint George riding to the rescue of fair maidens ? Ive heard that in real life, knights like Saint George used to tie fair maidens to trees and have their wicked way with them. Beware all you maidens on RB, FR is not the kindly old knight you think him to be, he's trying to get into your pants. Be warned. (and stick to nice old Scottish gentlemen like me.) __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

01-01-2009, 08:10 PM	#61
older and wiser Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 297 Reputation: 1024	I can remember years ago a couple of young lads, maybe around 12/13 walking past my house as I worked in the front garden and I heard one of them say 'I've got a hard on'. I looked up to see this lads cock pressing out in his shorts. Hormones at that age, so uncontrolable

01-04-2009, 12:56 PM	#64
Trill Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tamworth, NSW Posts: 330 Reputation: 1215	I think he's got a pic of it somewhere...

01-05-2009, 03:49 PM	#66
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	What a waste?? Hardons wasted on the young as they have no Damn clue what to do with one?! Right Rotter my Boyo? Think you would be better using one than showing one? Am I right or wrong?

01-05-2009, 03:54 PM	#67
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Too bloody right. If anybody wants to stand around getting pictures of it they best be quick, because when I have a hard on I like to get it buried in someone.

01-06-2009, 10:24 AM	#69
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Awww there he is........a diamond in the ruff. A true Scotsman tho a bit displaced? Thought a chill draft blew up your kilt dear and gave you a dreadful cold? But since your Home again and the Haggis is out of the oven? Would you do the Honors and Pipe it in for us?

01-06-2009, 12:18 PM	#70
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Perhaps Sindyloo would prefer pearls to diamonds? Especially a necklace....

01-07-2009, 07:20 PM	#72
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	As was I.

01-08-2009, 11:13 PM	#75
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Wow? "why so.......Serious??" Now if it was two women it would be hot and sexy right? But two guys doing it isnt? well its hot for me and thanks for that pic...

01-09-2009, 02:49 AM	#76
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	A woman blindfolded and sucking another womans cock? Hmmm.... FuckingRotter takes Sindyloo to one side and gives her a "lesson" about the birds and the bees

01-09-2009, 02:01 PM	#77
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Oh how nice? I`m never to old to errrr Learn New lessons. So lead on McDuff!

01-11-2009, 08:06 AM	#78
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	McDuff? Think you got me mixed up with McBatfink!

01-12-2009, 03:06 AM	#80
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	No gallant Sir Knight here Mr Fink, I'm champion of all things English. English as in NOT Scottish. In other words the brains of the outfit, but I would like to thank you chaps for bravely providing us with cannon fodder! Now I'm off for a bit of rape and pillage somewhere.