What pissed you off today? - Page 39 - Rape Board

Hold_me_down · 11-06-2013, 10:43 AM

....so....is everyone waking up in a shitty motherfuckin mood today? Am I the only one smiling???
If one more person acts like a cranky asshat towards me, I'll start throwing punches. swear to god.

Darksyde · 11-06-2013, 02:31 PM

Oh please! You love me when I'm cranky! Admit it!

Hold_me_down · 11-06-2013, 03:16 PM

OK you got me! I do! Cause angry morning rapes are always the best, handsome

Darksyde · 11-06-2013, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hold_me_down

OK you got me! I do! Cause angry morning rapes are always the best, handsome

Morning, noon, night, whenever!

perfectlyformed · 11-06-2013, 04:44 PM

As I sit in the break room at work, hi-jacking wifi from the bar nextdoor with my trusty tablet. I wonder to myself, how could tonight possibilly piss me off? After all its not like I've been puked on or anything.

In fact I have....literally all over me. Good job we have showers here. Not even midnight.

x

Darksyde · 11-06-2013, 04:47 PM

Well that would certainly piss me off! Hang in there Emmy!

perfectlyformed · 11-06-2013, 04:48 PM

Oh it was grim...Lager puke

lol

x

Darksyde · 11-06-2013, 04:50 PM

Ewwww! I haven't had my dinner yet!

Hold_me_down · 11-06-2013, 06:23 PM

Emy wins for shittiest night lmao

Darksyde · 11-06-2013, 11:53 PM

I can think of all kinds of fun things to do to/with a lap dancer, but puking on her isn't one of them!

perfectlyformed · 11-07-2013, 05:29 AM

It was still fizzing

x

Darksyde · 11-07-2013, 11:57 AM

If he was that drunk, I wonder if he even remembers getting a dance from you? If I ever had that opportunity, I'd make sure I was stone cold sober so I could vividly remember every exquisite detail!

nondescript29 · 11-09-2013, 05:03 PM

That my parents, both of which are now retired and on a fixed income, had to pay $96 out of pocket for a 14 count antibiotic prescription when my father was released from the hospital today.

14 pills.

Sierra · 11-15-2013, 02:38 PM

Not being able to go to a store without being bombarded with holiday cheer. When did the "no Christmas decorations until Thanksgiving" rule get overturned?

I love the holiday season and celebrate Christmas with great enthusiasm, but prefer not to be reminded that instead of the Season of Giving it has become the Season of Greed.

FuckingRotter · 11-15-2013, 05:40 PM

You could always shop by internet instead of crying about it.

Sierra · 11-16-2013, 09:58 AM

For groceries?

And I'm not crying. I'm whining. Big difference.

FuckingRotter · 11-16-2013, 10:03 AM

Yes, for groceries. Surely they have online supermarkets in Septicemia?

Sierra · 11-17-2013, 10:53 AM

Maybe. But it scares me to think what would actually be delivered. Grey meat and bruised apples are not my idea of good value.

pervipete · 11-17-2013, 02:11 PM

You should try working these places Sierra, holiday spirit does not survive long after the millionth hearing of 'Have yourself a merry christmas' or whatever songs they have on a bloody loop...

perfectlyformed · 11-17-2013, 02:44 PM

Having a pre-work nap and had this weird flashback dream. I am now in a most peculiar mood.....

x

11-06-2013, 10:43 AM	#761
Hold_me_down Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Narnia Posts: 318 Reputation: 4506	....so....is everyone waking up in a shitty motherfuckin mood today? Am I the only one smiling??? If one more person acts like a cranky asshat towards me, I'll start throwing punches. swear to god. __________________ No, please.....don't..... no stop NO!!!

11-06-2013, 02:31 PM	#762
Darksyde Bitch & Slut Breeder Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Central Texas Posts: 546 Reputation: 10011	Oh please! You love me when I'm cranky! Admit it! __________________ When a woman asks for it, is it not the gentlemanly thing to do to give it to her?

11-06-2013, 03:16 PM	#763
Hold_me_down Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Narnia Posts: 318 Reputation: 4506	OK you got me! I do! Cause angry morning rapes are always the best, handsome __________________ No, please.....don't..... no stop NO!!!

11-06-2013, 04:44 PM	#765
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	As I sit in the break room at work, hi-jacking wifi from the bar nextdoor with my trusty tablet. I wonder to myself, how could tonight possibilly piss me off? After all its not like I've been puked on or anything. In fact I have....literally all over me. Good job we have showers here. Not even midnight. x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

11-06-2013, 04:47 PM	#766
Darksyde Bitch & Slut Breeder Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Central Texas Posts: 546 Reputation: 10011	Well that would certainly piss me off! Hang in there Emmy! __________________ When a woman asks for it, is it not the gentlemanly thing to do to give it to her?

11-06-2013, 04:48 PM	#767
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Oh it was grim...Lager puke lol x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

11-06-2013, 04:50 PM	#768
Darksyde Bitch & Slut Breeder Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Central Texas Posts: 546 Reputation: 10011	Ewwww! I haven't had my dinner yet! __________________ When a woman asks for it, is it not the gentlemanly thing to do to give it to her?

11-06-2013, 06:23 PM	#769
Hold_me_down Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Narnia Posts: 318 Reputation: 4506	Emy wins for shittiest night lmao __________________ No, please.....don't..... no stop NO!!!

11-06-2013, 11:53 PM	#770
Darksyde Bitch & Slut Breeder Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Central Texas Posts: 546 Reputation: 10011	I can think of all kinds of fun things to do to/with a lap dancer, but puking on her isn't one of them! __________________ When a woman asks for it, is it not the gentlemanly thing to do to give it to her?

11-07-2013, 05:29 AM	#771
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	It was still fizzing x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

11-07-2013, 11:57 AM	#772
Darksyde Bitch & Slut Breeder Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Central Texas Posts: 546 Reputation: 10011	If he was that drunk, I wonder if he even remembers getting a dance from you? If I ever had that opportunity, I'd make sure I was stone cold sober so I could vividly remember every exquisite detail! __________________ When a woman asks for it, is it not the gentlemanly thing to do to give it to her?

11-09-2013, 05:03 PM	#773
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	That my parents, both of which are now retired and on a fixed income, had to pay $96 out of pocket for a 14 count antibiotic prescription when my father was released from the hospital today. 14 pills. __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

11-15-2013, 02:38 PM	#774
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Not being able to go to a store without being bombarded with holiday cheer. When did the "no Christmas decorations until Thanksgiving" rule get overturned? I love the holiday season and celebrate Christmas with great enthusiasm, but prefer not to be reminded that instead of the Season of Giving it has become the Season of Greed. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

11-15-2013, 05:40 PM	#775
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	You could always shop by internet instead of crying about it. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-16-2013, 09:58 AM	#776
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	For groceries? And I'm not crying. I'm whining. Big difference. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

11-16-2013, 10:03 AM	#777
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Yes, for groceries. Surely they have online supermarkets in Septicemia? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-17-2013, 10:53 AM	#778
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Maybe. But it scares me to think what would actually be delivered. Grey meat and bruised apples are not my idea of good value. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

11-17-2013, 02:11 PM	#779
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	You should try working these places Sierra, holiday spirit does not survive long after the millionth hearing of 'Have yourself a merry christmas' or whatever songs they have on a bloody loop... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

11-17-2013, 02:44 PM	#780
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Having a pre-work nap and had this weird flashback dream. I am now in a most peculiar mood..... x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

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