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kinki6419 · 08-24-2006, 07:46 AM

It it was all down to what a woman wears, I would have been raped a lot more times.

Rheostatic · 08-24-2006, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sodoman

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Originally Posted by kodavictimm

Like man who says to girl would you fuck me for a million dollars and she says yes then he says will you fuck me for a dollar and she says Hey What kind of girl do you think I am and he says we just proved that and now we haggle on price.

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Isn't this a Groucho Marx joke? I've heard it before, it's funny.

Don't think Groucho Marx, would be too risque for the time. But yes, very funny.

A boy walks up to his dad and asks, "what's the difference between theory and reality". Dad says, "go ask your mom if she would have sex with the neighbour for a million dollars". The boy does as asked and returns. "She said yes". Dad the says, "now go ask your sister if she would have sex with the neighbour for a million dollars". The boy does as asked and returns. "She said yes, too".

"There you go son. In theory, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're living with a couple of whores".

kodavictimm · 08-24-2006, 12:12 PM

Funny. My joke was old but not Groucho old. I do not remember where I heard it but that is because I hear a lot of jokes on tv and from friends.

Sodoman · 08-24-2006, 01:08 PM

Then I think I may have heard it from Rodney Dangerfield!

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kinki6419 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK Posts: 66 Reputation: 391	It it was all down to what a woman wears, I would have been raped a lot more times. __________________ Does it make you harder the more i cry?

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Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	Then I think I may have heard it from Rodney Dangerfield! __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

08-24-2006, 12:12 PM	#24
kodavictimm Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 502 Reputation: 484	Funny. My joke was old but not Groucho old. I do not remember where I heard it but that is because I hear a lot of jokes on tv and from friends.