Strange Masturbation - Rape Board

shysnale · 01-31-2014, 06:18 AM

What are the weirdest/strangest things you have used to masturbate?

FuckingRotter · 01-31-2014, 07:40 AM

My hand. Whilst it was in a girls cunt.

This morning I watched a clip of a Japanese girl, dressed in a pink swimming suit. She was straddling a dogs back, and humped it to bring herself to orgasm.

shysnale · 01-31-2014, 10:22 AM

sounds good Rotter

Me ? I've manage to fix two small ice plastic bags together with cellotape, then I filled them with water so it made an opening pretty close to a real vagina. I just had to pour oil on it to lubricate, flip through a porn magazine pages and start to fuck it

Sweetlust · 02-13-2014, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by shysnale

sounds good Rotter

Me ? I've manage to fix two small ice plastic bags together with cellotape, then I filled them with water so it made an opening pretty close to a real vagina. I just had to pour oil on it to lubricate, flip through a porn magazine pages and start to fuck it

Yes...that's strange, but it's also quite inventive...

. I've straddled the arm of chair and moved myself back and forth, pressing my cunt as hard as I could against it. Also, a guy's forearm. Do those count as 'strange'?

FuckingRotter · 02-13-2014, 06:47 PM

Not as strange as you might think. I know a girl likes humping legs.

luvnlust · 02-14-2014, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetlust

Yes...that's strange, but it's also quite inventive...

. I've straddled the arm of chair and moved myself back and forth, pressing my cunt as hard as I could against it. Also, a guy's forearm. Do those count as 'strange'?

The forearm... hmmm.... first: I'd say he was a fucking lucky bastard; second: necessity is the mother of invention, therefore not strange at all... mind if you try my leg?

FuckingRotter · 02-14-2014, 09:47 AM

She forgot to mention his fist was in her cunt at the time.

insearchof33333 · 02-14-2014, 11:42 AM

You people are freaks!! I can’t believe what I am reading!

I masturbate the old fashioned way with a Dyson Vacuum set on high suction while I am watching porn on 5 large screen TVs, stroking with both hands and jumping up and down to Queen’s “We Will Rock You”

And damn if Mom wasn't right, I did go blind and grow hair on my palms

Sweetlust · 02-14-2014, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by insearchof33333

You people are freaks!! I can’t believe what I am reading!

I masturbate the old fashioned way with a Dyson Vacuum set on high suction while I am watching porn on 5 large screen TVs, stroking with both hands and jumping up and down to Queen’s “We Will Rock You”

And damn if Mom wasn't right, I did go blind and grow hair on my palms

This is just plain wrong on so many levels...

(btw...LOL!)

FuckingRotter · 02-14-2014, 05:04 PM

Any normal person masturbates to We Are The Champions.

insearchof33333 · 02-14-2014, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Any normal person masturbates to We Are The Champions.

LOL True, it was a toss up.

RapeU · 02-27-2014, 10:19 PM

The toilet seat. I got curious one day.

Sheba · 03-01-2014, 10:59 PM

A bar of soap in the shower.

Also I learned at riding camp that a good pace at a trot can feel reaaaallll good

FuckingRotter · 03-02-2014, 11:44 PM

Don't you mean a toss off?

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Originally Posted by insearchof33333

LOL True, it was a toss up.

orgasmstogo · 06-10-2014, 05:17 AM

You haven't lived until you put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner !!!!!pmsl

SexyGirl · 07-01-2014, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by orgasmstogo

You haven't lived until you put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner !!!!!pmsl

Isn't that dangerous?...I mean...well...you know...

I used so far a hairbush, a toothbrush, bicycle (while sitting on it), shower head, pillow...can't remember any "stranger" things...

Sierra · 07-01-2014, 11:07 PM

Best orgasm I ever had was with a shower massage thing. I nearly passed out.

orgasmstogo · 07-02-2014, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sierra

Best orgasm I ever had was with a shower massage thing. I nearly passed out.

The Hoover thing that was a lad I had a brief relationship with years ago everyone teased him because of that incident but it must of worked cause he was W.E it doesn't work the same on female genitalia!

jsn125 · 01-06-2015, 04:19 PM

Not strange but was given the fleshlight as a present from wife....love it

01-31-2014, 06:18 AM	#1
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	Strange Masturbation What are the weirdest/strangest things you have used to masturbate?

01-31-2014, 07:40 AM	#2
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	My hand. Whilst it was in a girls cunt. This morning I watched a clip of a Japanese girl, dressed in a pink swimming suit. She was straddling a dogs back, and humped it to bring herself to orgasm. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-13-2014, 06:47 PM	#5
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Not as strange as you might think. I know a girl likes humping legs. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-14-2014, 09:47 AM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	She forgot to mention his fist was in her cunt at the time. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-14-2014, 05:04 PM	#10
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Any normal person masturbates to We Are The Champions. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

01-31-2014, 10:22 AM	#3
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	sounds good Rotter Me ? I've manage to fix two small ice plastic bags together with cellotape, then I filled them with water so it made an opening pretty close to a real vagina. I just had to pour oil on it to lubricate, flip through a porn magazine pages and start to fuck it

02-14-2014, 11:42 AM	#8
insearchof33333 Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid Atlantic Posts: 673 Reputation: 5382	You people are freaks!! I can’t believe what I am reading! I masturbate the old fashioned way with a Dyson Vacuum set on high suction while I am watching porn on 5 large screen TVs, stroking with both hands and jumping up and down to Queen’s “We Will Rock You” And damn if Mom wasn't right, I did go blind and grow hair on my palms

02-27-2014, 10:19 PM	#12
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	The toilet seat. I got curious one day. __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

03-01-2014, 10:59 PM	#13
Sheba Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 312 Reputation: 2923	A bar of soap in the shower. Also I learned at riding camp that a good pace at a trot can feel reaaaallll good __________________ Sing once again with me, Our strange duet, Your power over me, Grows stronger yet.....

06-10-2014, 05:17 AM	#15
orgasmstogo Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: the u.k Posts: 96 Reputation: 2207	strange masturbation You haven't lived until you put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner !!!!!pmsl

07-01-2014, 11:07 PM	#17
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Best orgasm I ever had was with a shower massage thing. I nearly passed out. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

01-06-2015, 04:19 PM	#19
jsn125 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: texas Posts: 19 Reputation: 10	Not strange but was given the fleshlight as a present from wife....love it

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