fellaz survey :p

[gaggirl]

Okay fellaz

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from?
How big is your dick?
Do you have hair (on your head)?
Do you want to kill your victim?
Whats your phone number?
How many times can you cum in an hour?

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) You’ll enjoy it
c) You won’t even realize it happened

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

just kidding!!!

[SayNo]

Originally Posted by gaggirl

Okay fellaz

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from? Australia
How big is your dick? Depends how angry it is?
Do you have hair (on your head)? ... and then some!
Do you want to kill your victim? Hell no, I want her to suffer repeatedly.
Whats your phone number? 0410E (oh for one naughty)
How many times can you cum in an hour? Not sure, but I can cum in a mouth quite often.

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) You’ll enjoy it
c) You won’t even realize it happened

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer


just kidding!!! (me too!!!)

... answers in quote ...

[ChiTownHoney]

Is that George Clooney?

Oh, and gaggirl, why were you joking? I was looking forward to reading all the responses!

[gaggirl]

lol

I wasnt serious


but what the hell!

[SayNo]

Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

Is that George Clooney?

Sure is ... but you can call me "SayNo".

It'll be our little secret, ok?

[ChiTownHoney]

Originally Posted by SayNo

Sure is ... but you can call me "SayNo".

It'll be our little secret, ok?

Alright, and may I say, thats a very flattering pic

[Sodoman]

Okay fellaz

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from? U.S.
How big is your dick? Average
Do you have hair (on your head)? Yes on the top of my head, on my balls, and in the crack of my ass.
Do you want to kill your victim? NO
Whats your phone number? Sorry not over the net, if you really want it gaggy, shoot me a pm, but you have to call me.How many times can you cum in an hour? generally only one time but sometimes twice.

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy (your asshole will scream for mercy)
b) You’ll enjoy it (your pussy will enjoy it)
c) You won’t even realize it happened (only if I drug you)Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit (of course I'll be sweating, I'll be fucking you won't I) d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction (a bit of this, combined with....)
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer (a bit of this)
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer (What the fuck is this?)b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies (probably more of this minus the bourbon, I usually only drink beer, sometimes a rum based mixed drink) d) Urine

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont) (probably me most of the time but I have my loud moments too)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer
d) How the fuck am I supposed to know what I taste like?

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time
d) I dress how I want to, shorts and t-shirt, jeans and t-shirt, goth look to some degree, sweats and shirt.

I'm not kidding!!!

[Sternenlied]

Very enjoyable!

That's some fine idea, so guys: Get it on!

[ego]

Okay fellaz

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from?Greece
How big is your dick?big enough
Do you have hair (on your head)? yes but less and less
Do you want to kill your victim? No.It was an accident your major
Whats your phone number? e-mail baby!
How many times can you cum in an hour? as many as my partner will make me. U mean on my own? I mean masturbating? Ehh, well, two? If stoned hardly three?

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) You’ll enjoy it definatelly
c) You won’t even realize it happened

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomitI sweat a lot
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction This one generally.But i love changing to fit the situation ( chameleon? )
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine
Not sure i got it.Lets say salty water and perhaps the happy grass.
Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)not even faces.Just the white messy liquid

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer
I dont have a clou

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time
sport or serious-sport.I take them off when i rape

just kidding!!![/QUOTE]

Guys, we should ask them some of these also!

[Sternenlied]

Guys, we should ask them some of these also!

Well, think of something and fire at will!

[Generic]

I'd love to see some guy actually answer "You won't even know it happened". I don't see that happening, no matter how true it may be

[ego]

Originally Posted by Generic

I'd love to see some guy actually answer "You won't even know it happened". I don't see that happening, no matter how true it may be

Another unlucky girl?

[Luke rape stalker]

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from? behind the moon
How big is your dick? the scientists are not sure, no one knows. When i´ll get my first errection, i opened the window because i didn´t know how big he grows
Do you have hair (on your head)? each day less
Do you want to kill your victim? she would kill herself after she see me whithout a mask
Whats your phone number? 110 wir sind für jeden spass zu haben (110 -its the police number- you can have us for every kind of jokes )
How many times can you cum in an hour? one time - but one hour long

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) You’ll enjoy it
c) You won’t even realize it happened

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man
H-Y-G-I-E-N-E ??? never heard about this

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches
All bitches but mummy

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine
I use the coconut perfume with whole fruits

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)
Alone on the toilet and quiet- mummys ears are everywhere

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer
Like a horse ofter a run

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time
wal mart bags- easy to clean

just kidding!!!
me too ;-)

[gaggirl]

lmao

your all so funny! yeah I thought of doing one for girls/victims as well, but perhaps its better for a guy to trot one up. Id be in that

sounds like some of you guys need to perform a bit of a taste test! and if anyone tastes like vanilla let me know Theres only been 2 men Ive met like that

gaggy

[BeDastardly]

[QUOTE=gaggirl]Okay fellaz

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from? Dastarvania
How big is your dick? The largest in the land
Do you have hair (on your head)? thick, brown, and curly
Do you want to kill your victim? Never! I might need to re-use her
Whats your phone number? 666
How many times can you cum in an hour? 4

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) You’ll enjoy it
c) You won’t even realize it happened
Both a AND b

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man
Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches
f) All of the above

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine
none of the above, I use Frankincense oil

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer
d) Fire and Brimstone

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of itb) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time
[QUOTE]

I hope that answers THOSE questions.

[menace]

Originally Posted by gaggirl

Okay fellaz

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from?
I'm not telling

How big is your dick?
Wanna see?

Do you have hair (on your head)?
Which head?

Do you want to kill your victim?
Yes, I want to scare them to death

Whats your phone number?
555-555-555

How many times can you cum in an hour?
Err.. how many two minutes does an hour have?

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) You’ll enjoy it
c) You won’t even realize it happened

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

just kidding!!!

I am also kidding... and telling the truth

[Noname]

Originally Posted by gaggirl

What country u from? United States
How big is your dick? Depends on mood. Slightly above average in length, but extremely thick. I have photographic proof >: )
Do you have hair (on your head)? Yes.
Do you want to kill your victim? What's the fun in that?
Whats your phone number? On a public forum?
How many times can you cum in an hour? Depends. 3 isn't unusual.

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy
b) You’ll enjoy it
c) You won’t even realize it happened

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
c) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
a) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
c) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine
e) Body odor

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
b) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
b) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
c) I actually taste like beer
d) I taste like meat. And I'll make you swallow anyway

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
c) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

just kidding!!!

..

[gaggirl]

lol

oh btw forward all your dick pics to...

j/k

thanks for the laughs guys

[Error Nomad]

Ok Gaggirl, you get points for concept and presentation...

Originally Posted by gaggirl

Okay fellaz

Painful questions 4 U.

What country u from? USA
How big is your dick? Thick and long. Something like 1.5 x 2.5 x 9 (I'll check later)
Do you have hair (on your head)? Yep
Do you want to kill your victim? Nope
Whats your phone number? 420
How many times can you cum in an hour? 2, max, maybe. More likely I'll take my time and it'll be an hour per.

Rate your dick:
When I rape you, you’ll
a) Scream for mercy
(B) You’ll enjoy it
c) You won’t even realize it happened

Rate your hygiene:
a) I’m allergic to water and will transfer my germs to you
(C) You’ll taste the sweat on my shoulder as I’m raping you but it won’t make you vomit
d) I’ll make you lick your dinner from me – I’m a nutritious man

Whats your career:
(A) I plot and watch my victim and execute a perfect abduction
b) I am a world class blackmailer
c) I’m an impulse buyer
d) I’m an addict and just cant help myself
e) I just hate bitches

Your signature fragrance:
a) Joop Homme, Tommy or Hummer
b) Mechanics soap
(C) Bourbon and stale ciggies
d) Urine

Your cumming style:
a) I’m a loud muthafucka
(B) When I cum you’ll know about it (but the whole street wont)
c) Not even you’ll know I came cause I only pull faces when I cum (and your crying too loud)

What you taste like:
a) I taste like vanilla- I’m so sweet you can drink me in your coke baby
(B) I taste, like, normal (which means yuck)
(C?) I actually taste like beer

Your style of dress:
a) I break every colour and style rule and your humiliation more degrading because of it
b) I dress like YOU thats why you ddint see me sneaking up on u
(C) youll be remembering my suave self with a secret smile for a longgg time

just kidding!!!

[ego]

Originally Posted by Error Nomad

How big is your dick? Thick and long. Something like 1.5 x 2.5 x 9

OK that was it. I am completly confused.As long as i remember from school, something with three dimensions must be square, or something like this...I mean with corners...Error Nomad, u are not round? Or curvy? U must be really special!

Girls, get him!