WhatÂ´s when we old?? - Page 3 - Rape Board

DominUncle · 04-10-2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jezebel

I can only imagine that when I get older
my feelings about rape will be the same.

I bet for victims it gets harder and harder to find a decent force fuck the older you get.
hehe I can't help myself though...

You are right, sweet thing. Even in my wildest rantings over being considered too old to chase down a terrified victim, I must confess the intended target was in her 20's or 30's at worst. Even when I married for, I hope, the last time I found a partner nearly 15 years my junior. You did make me wonder if even us old farts are going after chickadees, who on earth is going to satisfy the cravings of the elderly rapette. Therefore I solemnly commit to molest, assault or otherwise defile octogenarians and above. After all, it'll probably take one of us old dudes on the 36 hour pill to even come close to providing satisfaction to those leathery membranes.

Luke rape stalker · 04-10-2007, 07:16 PM

it seems i grab the bog with 60....

it was not easy for me to imagine how it is when weÂ´re out of the "young" age. IÂ´m glad to hear that here are some members who are in this age and have still fun with the rape thing. This gives hope...

Thank you all

little Luke boy

tnc4fun · 04-10-2007, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke rape stalker

it seems i grab the bog with 60....

it was not easy for me to imagine how it is when weÂ´re out of the "young" age. IÂ´m glad to hear that here are some members who are in this age and have still fun with the rape thing. This gives hope...

Thank you all

little Luke boy

Luke, there's a long, active life ahead of you with a little luck and some taking care of yourself. 60 just isn't that old anymore. When I was much younger, it always seemed impossible that I'd ever be this old. With the exception of some wisdom that I've accidently stumbled on along the way, I really feel no different than when I was 20. I occasionally even have the same energy

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Jezebel · 04-10-2007, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DominUncle

You are right, sweet thing. Even in my wildest rantings over being considered too old to chase down a terrified victim, I must confess the intended target was in her 20's or 30's at worst. Even when I married for, I hope, the last time I found a partner nearly 15 years my junior. You did make me wonder if even us old farts are going after chickadees, who on earth is going to satisfy the cravings of the elderly rapette. Therefore I solemnly commit to molest, assault or otherwise defile octogenarians and above. After all, it'll probably take one of us old dudes on the 36 hour pill to even come close to providing satisfaction to those leathery membranes.

Oh, and so nice too!

Just trying to represent the victims

I'm going to open a rape board nursing home for all the old rapeloving foggies

gaggirl · 04-10-2007, 10:43 PM

The Granny Rapist.

this is all the hope I will have comforting me in my old age..

My puddy cats wont be much defence!! Ill probably have to have lube on hand..

"hey sonny, before you abuse me, and I really don't want you to do this, but do me a favour theres a little something in the drawer!

"

tnc4fun · 04-11-2007, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaggirl

The Granny Rapist.

this is all the hope I will have comforting me in my old age..

My puddy cats wont be much defence!! Ill probably have to have lube on hand..

"hey sonny, before you abuse me, and I really don't want you to do this, but do me a favour theres a little something in the drawer!

"

Just make sure you didn't buy the "warming" lube

Granny's gotta remember her glasses when she shops.

Wiz · 04-11-2007, 09:38 PM

A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his Grandfather about sex. He asked his Grandfather how often you should have it.
His Grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on it tapers off, and you have it once a week.
Then as you get older, you may have sex maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year....maybe on your anniversary.

The young fellow then asked his Grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?"

His Grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."

"What's oral sex? the young fellow asked."

"Well", Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, "Screw You." And I holler back, "Screw You Too!"

sindyloo · 04-12-2007, 01:39 AM

OH MY GOD!! WIZ thanks so much needed a good laugh!!

Hey old folks need loving to!! So let me know your location Wiz so I can stalk you then attack!!

Just dont struggle too much okay??

We have a home here that made a side line in the local news. Seems the overnight nurses would here noises from different rooms thru the night as they made their rounds.

Finally found out that a older man in his 80s was making his nightly rounds visiting his gals 4-5 of them each night. The report ended by saying he was quite the popular guy at the nursing home!!

DominUncle · 04-20-2007, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jezebel

Oh, and so nice too!

Just trying to represent the victims

I'm going to open a rape board nursing home for all the old rapeloving foggies

Experience has taught me the best way to still be able to fulfill your needs in this department when you are in your dotage:
Practice, practice, practice!

Error Nomad · 04-22-2007, 07:12 AM

Brilliant!

EN

04-12-2007, 01:39 AM	#48
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	OH MY GOD!! WIZ thanks so much needed a good laugh!! Hey old folks need loving to!! So let me know your location Wiz so I can stalk you then attack!! Just dont struggle too much okay?? We have a home here that made a side line in the local news. Seems the overnight nurses would here noises from different rooms thru the night as they made their rounds. Finally found out that a older man in his 80s was making his nightly rounds visiting his gals 4-5 of them each night. The report ended by saying he was quite the popular guy at the nursing home!! __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

04-10-2007, 07:16 PM	#42
Luke rape stalker or Jekyll and Hyde Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 781 Reputation: 1695	it seems i grab the bog with 60.... it was not easy for me to imagine how it is when weÂ´re out of the "young" age. IÂ´m glad to hear that here are some members who are in this age and have still fun with the rape thing. This gives hope... Thank you all little Luke boy

04-10-2007, 10:43 PM	#45
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	The Granny Rapist. this is all the hope I will have comforting me in my old age.. My puddy cats wont be much defence!! Ill probably have to have lube on hand.. "hey sonny, before you abuse me, and I really don't want you to do this, but do me a favour theres a little something in the drawer! "

04-11-2007, 09:38 PM	#47
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his Grandfather about sex. He asked his Grandfather how often you should have it. His Grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day. Later on it tapers off, and you have it once a week. Then as you get older, you may have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year....maybe on your anniversary. The young fellow then asked his Grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?" His Grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex? the young fellow asked." "Well", Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, "Screw You." And I holler back, "Screw You Too!"

04-22-2007, 07:12 AM	#50
Error Nomad Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 40 Reputation: -10	Brilliant! EN