"Celebrities" I want to punch. - Page 2 - Rape Board

pervipete · 05-10-2014, 03:19 PM

Oh yes, and Gary Barlow MBE (massive bloody ego)...

Sweetlust · 05-10-2014, 03:37 PM

Every Kardashian...Kim, Khourtney, Khloe, the mother and a couple of Jenners...that fembot Bruce, and his talentless spawn...Brody.

Punching's too good for them...I say kick them, too!

pervipete · 05-10-2014, 03:44 PM

Good call

insearchof33333 · 05-10-2014, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetlust

Every Kardashian...Kim, Khourtney, Khloe, the mother and a couple of Jenners...that fembot Bruce, and his talentless spawn...Brody.

Punching's too good for them...I say kick them, too!

If the world would just ignore them, they would go away. I say invite all of them on a "celebrity cruise" for free , along with Bieber and his ilk and sink the damn ship out at sea. The joke is - "what do you call a bunch of dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea? - a good start." I think taking all the K's above and sinking that ship would be a great start.

pervipete · 05-12-2014, 04:06 AM

Leave Stephen Fry alone, the man is a legend

And which Brian Cox you talking about, the science guy or the actor?

pervipete · 05-12-2014, 11:06 AM

Oh Debaser, please don't call me a sheep, guy saved my life as reading one of his books made me realise that a, I was bipolar and b, it's an illness like any other and no reason to kill myself over.

buttfreak · 05-12-2014, 01:29 PM

justin beiber motherfucker

I laughed my ass off all day when looking for some vids, I came across this parody of him

Sweetlust · 05-12-2014, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by insearchof33333

If the world would just ignore them, they would go away. I say invite all of them on a "celebrity cruise" for free , along with Bieber and his ilk and sink the damn ship out at sea. The joke is - "what do you call a bunch of dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea? - a good start." I think taking all the K's above and sinking that ship would be a great start.

Lol! Wait...did you just insult me? You heretic! I banish you from my good graces...ok punishment is over. I forgive you...for you know not what you say...

pervipete · 05-12-2014, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debaser

Did it make you feel better to put a name to the reason why you felt so miserable?

To go from waking up everyday wishing I hadn't to actually wanting to live is a great feeling, so yes you venomous little shit, it was fantastic.

FuckingRotter · 05-12-2014, 05:47 PM

Stephen Fry? Mostly take him or leave him. He should stick to comedy acting, as it's what he is good at. Game show host? No. One thing that did make me want to punch him though, was when he made this wildlife documentary, what a complete crock of self-indulgent shit. Wildlife documentaries should be impartial and unemotive, not some fat twat stood on a river bank in South America, blubbering like some stupid girl.

FuckingRotter · 05-12-2014, 05:49 PM

Brian Cox is mildly irritating, but not quite punchable.

pervipete · 05-14-2014, 03:59 AM

I find with Brian Cox, it's the Ricky Gervais effect, namely that I can take or leave him, but it's all the 'celebs' running to kiss his ass that annoys me, so it's the celeb and their celeb mates, but with an added kicking for

Alan Carr
Jonathon Ross
Grahame Norton
Steve Wright (the British UK radio DJ)
Any TV host or interviewer who calls anyone under the age of 60 an institution or national treasure.
Piers Morgan
Anyone with a 'mockney' accent
Piers Morgan...actually you can never hit him enough...

FuckingRotter · 05-14-2014, 10:51 AM

Piers Morgan should be taken on tour around Britain. Strung up by his ankles, a people charged a quid a go for a minute using him as a punch bag. The money could go to little black babies in Africa, or napalming migrant camps in Calais, or some other worthy cause. Whilst we're on that subject, isn't it about time those lazy, smelly, foreign cunts, the French, sorted that fucking situation out instead coming to us cap in hand and begging US to police THEIR fucking borders? Wankers!

Any French actors in English speaking films should get the Piers Morgan treatment too.

SexyGirl · 05-16-2014, 12:26 PM

Justin Bieber
Those Kardashian chicks
Lady Gaga

pervipete · 05-16-2014, 02:34 PM

The male cast of Glee

FuckingRotter · 05-16-2014, 02:59 PM

It's all very well naming names, where are your justifications?

orgasmstogo · 05-20-2014, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by insearchof33333

If the world would just ignore them, they would go away. I say invite all of them on a "celebrity cruise" for free , along with Bieber and his ilk and sink the damn ship out at sea. The joke is - "what do you call a bunch of dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea? - a good start." I think taking all the K's above and sinking that ship would be a great start.

I'd like to tongue punch the brother though...I reckon he's a freak though!

orgasmstogo · 05-22-2014, 08:22 AM

insert punchline here_______________________* aha. Joke what do you call a bunch of dead lawyers at bottom of the sea .......the justice league?twenty thousand in bailbonds under the sea ............

orgasmstogo · 05-22-2014, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetlust

Every Kardashian...Kim, Khourtney, Khloe, the mother and a couple of Jenners...that fembot Bruce, and his talentless spawn...Brody.

Punching's too good for them...I say kick them, too!

Kanye is now a fully fledged comrade of the CCCP Russian all star's his allegiance means we will always have

plenty of kopeks and rubels at our disposable

orgasmstogo · 05-22-2014, 09:37 AM

Rupert Murdoch and those snaketongued journos any newsreaders or media reporters************

05-10-2014, 03:19 PM	#21
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Oh yes, and Gary Barlow MBE (massive bloody ego)... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-10-2014, 03:44 PM	#23
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Good call __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-12-2014, 04:06 AM	#25
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Leave Stephen Fry alone, the man is a legend And which Brian Cox you talking about, the science guy or the actor? __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-12-2014, 11:06 AM	#26
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Oh Debaser, please don't call me a sheep, guy saved my life as reading one of his books made me realise that a, I was bipolar and b, it's an illness like any other and no reason to kill myself over. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-12-2014, 05:47 PM	#30
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Stephen Fry? Mostly take him or leave him. He should stick to comedy acting, as it's what he is good at. Game show host? No. One thing that did make me want to punch him though, was when he made this wildlife documentary, what a complete crock of self-indulgent shit. Wildlife documentaries should be impartial and unemotive, not some fat twat stood on a river bank in South America, blubbering like some stupid girl. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-10-2014, 03:37 PM	#22
Sweetlust Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: USA Posts: 1,257 Reputation: 6543	Every Kardashian...Kim, Khourtney, Khloe, the mother and a couple of Jenners...that fembot Bruce, and his talentless spawn...Brody. Punching's too good for them...I say kick them, too!

05-12-2014, 05:49 PM	#31
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Brian Cox is mildly irritating, but not quite punchable. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-14-2014, 03:59 AM	#32
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	I find with Brian Cox, it's the Ricky Gervais effect, namely that I can take or leave him, but it's all the 'celebs' running to kiss his ass that annoys me, so it's the celeb and their celeb mates, but with an added kicking for Alan Carr Jonathon Ross Grahame Norton Steve Wright (the British UK radio DJ) Any TV host or interviewer who calls anyone under the age of 60 an institution or national treasure. Piers Morgan Anyone with a 'mockney' accent Piers Morgan...actually you can never hit him enough... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-14-2014, 10:51 AM	#33
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Piers Morgan should be taken on tour around Britain. Strung up by his ankles, a people charged a quid a go for a minute using him as a punch bag. The money could go to little black babies in Africa, or napalming migrant camps in Calais, or some other worthy cause. Whilst we're on that subject, isn't it about time those lazy, smelly, foreign cunts, the French, sorted that fucking situation out instead coming to us cap in hand and begging US to police THEIR fucking borders? Wankers! Any French actors in English speaking films should get the Piers Morgan treatment too. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-16-2014, 12:26 PM	#34
SexyGirl Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Germany Posts: 56 Reputation: 3799	Justin Bieber Those Kardashian chicks Lady Gaga

05-16-2014, 02:34 PM	#35
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	The male cast of Glee __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-16-2014, 02:59 PM	#36
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It's all very well naming names, where are your justifications? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-22-2014, 08:22 AM	#38
orgasmstogo Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: the u.k Posts: 96 Reputation: 2207	the joke is what do you call so bunch of dead lawyers at he bottom of the sea? insert punchline here_______________________* aha. Joke what do you call a bunch of dead lawyers at bottom of the sea .......the justice league?twenty thousand in bailbonds under the sea ............ Last edited by orgasmstogo; 05-22-2014 at 09:34 AM.

05-22-2014, 09:37 AM	#40
orgasmstogo Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: the u.k Posts: 96 Reputation: 2207	Rupert Murdoch and those snaketongued journos any newsreaders or media reporters************

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