Whats the most unfortunate thing you have done... - Rape Board

Louise · 04-05-2007, 10:35 AM

Now, this could get nasty...but what is the most unfortunate thing you have said or done during a session, vanilla or otherwise?

sindyloo · 04-05-2007, 11:33 AM

A simple stupid thoughtless comment was my downfall but only happened once Thank God!!

was "YOU DONE ALL READY?? SO SOON???" Fucking hurt the poor guy and was a lot of work to help him get over my stupid comment, Hope he did felt so fucking bad and still do!

Hellcat · 04-05-2007, 12:08 PM

Ouch Sindy...ive never actually said it... but god it has crossed my mind once or twice

there was a time with my current BF, when we were missionary (yawn) an my mind began to wonder a little and as i looked up at his face... all scrunched up with effort... i asked him when he last cleaned his teeth... i cant remember anyone losing there drive so quickly... it wasn't particularly funny then, but the look on his face i can still picture

Louise · 04-05-2007, 12:16 PM

Well, aside from yawning into my lovers face once mid "effort"...no...no, i just cant tell you guys this...its horrible...involved a huge orgasm and...something horrible...

Hellcat · 04-05-2007, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Louise

Well, aside from yawning into my lovers face once mid "effort"...no...no, i just cant tell you guys this...its horrible...involved a huge orgasm and...something horrible...

well talk about peaking my interest!!! .... oh...wait...a thought has just crossed my mind...

tom8517 · 04-05-2007, 01:24 PM

got caught watching football( NFL,not soccer, she was worth missing soccer over) while we were at it, the bedroom door was open, I had a clear view of the TV, and it was the playoffs.

04-05-2007, 01:40 PM

Come on Tom, the playoffs? She should be more understanding!

Sanitarium · 04-05-2007, 02:50 PM

Back when I was doing my militairy service I got some days off.
We met and we started the foreplays, when my hands were touching her breasts I fall asleep! She said nothing as she is even now a very understanding person. We laughed a lot about that.
I was a soldier and the most missing thing for a soldier is sleep!
BTW she's my wife now.

Louise · 04-05-2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sanitarium

Back when I was doing my militairy service I got some days off.
We met and we started the foreplays, when my hands were touching her breasts I fall asleep! She said nothing as she is even now a very understanding person. We laughed a lot about that.
I was a soldier and the most missing thing for a soldier is sleep!
BTW she's my wife now.

Awwww....Sani...thats so sweet...

Jasmine · 04-05-2007, 02:58 PM

I actually said aloud, "Get off me". My friends and I have discussed this and all of them admit to thinking it at one time or another. Unfortunately, I said it after not so good, okay, really bad sex.

dark_d3viant · 04-05-2007, 04:37 PM

How about not something I said as such??

In the fury of some rather bland vanilla, A great big HUGE COOCH BLAST!

Mortifying, but also funny. I couldn't help myself and burst out laughing, and so did he

and yes, that was my hub before we got married.

xx

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 04-05-2007, 07:58 PM

the worst thing i ever did was puke on her back while fucking her doggystyle !!!!! lol.....not proud of it but i was drunk into oblivion and when its gotta go..its gotta go....

u know what though she took it well !!! and we hooked up a couple of times afterwards.

And ladies if u think men have some sort of secret hang up about an early surprise.....THAT IS A MYTH !!!!!! we get what we want and apologise in the morning lol

Darkman · 04-05-2007, 11:49 PM

i did ruin the moment once by asking "have you got an email?" half way through - i dont know why it just came out! we both just cracked up laughing straight away

ego · 04-06-2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Louise

Now, this could get nasty...but what is the most unfortunate thing you have said or done during a session, vanilla or otherwise?

Cumming inside.....

gal4 · 04-06-2007, 12:14 PM

eat my cereal without milk. Ouch, my gums.

bruisedelbows · 04-07-2007, 06:20 AM

Louise, haven't I read something somewhere about orgasms making people yawn? Somehow they are connected in my mind.

Once my girlfriend was saying "faster, harder" kind of things and, I don't know why, the sort of cliche of it struck me as funny, and I couldn't stop laughing. She was really hurt and angry, but there was nothing I could do. The worst part was that it had been till then a really good fuck and I completely ruined it.

gaggirl · 04-07-2007, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MADDOGMCMANAMAN

the worst thing i ever did was puke on her back while fucking her doggystyle !!!!! lol.....not proud of it but i was drunk into oblivion and when its gotta go..its gotta go....

u know what though she took it well !!! and we hooked up a couple of times afterwards.

And ladies if u think men have some sort of secret hang up about an early surprise.....THAT IS A MYTH !!!!!! we get what we want and apologise in the morning lol

LOL shit... thats my fave position too I better be careful I dont fuck anyone drunk this way so thanks for the heads up on this risk!

god.. the most unfortunate thing.. I have to choose.. I made a guy cry once because he was "intimidated" by me and so worried about under performing he couldnt do anything..

I was 18 and very selfish and emotionally sadistic and Ive never done that again. ( I just kick them out of the house!)

btw he eventually did because a year later I was pregnant... and now hes a a bastard! Karma?

carlybee · 04-07-2007, 12:35 PM

Hmmm... I can't remember what line of thinking my mind was doing while my boyfriend was determinedly fucking me (missionary), but eventually, I came to this stunning realization and it popped out of my mouth: "I'm going to be 20 this year!" Guess I can see why he wasn't as impressed by it as I was

Glad we can always laugh about these things later though

04-05-2007, 10:35 AM	#1
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	Whats the most unfortunate thing you have done... Now, this could get nasty...but what is the most unfortunate thing you have said or done during a session, vanilla or otherwise? __________________ ...no mercy in thy icy heart, for the lost prey you stalk and hunt, only the lust...

04-05-2007, 11:33 AM	#2
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	A simple stupid thoughtless comment was my downfall but only happened once Thank God!! was "YOU DONE ALL READY?? SO SOON???" Fucking hurt the poor guy and was a lot of work to help him get over my stupid comment, Hope he did felt so fucking bad and still do! __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

04-05-2007, 12:08 PM	#3
Hellcat At Rest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,808 Reputation: 1841	Ouch Sindy...ive never actually said it... but god it has crossed my mind once or twice there was a time with my current BF, when we were missionary (yawn) an my mind began to wonder a little and as i looked up at his face... all scrunched up with effort... i asked him when he last cleaned his teeth... i cant remember anyone losing there drive so quickly... it wasn't particularly funny then, but the look on his face i can still picture __________________ â€œIf you should die before me, take my hand and ask if you could bring along a friendâ€

04-05-2007, 12:16 PM	#4
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	Well, aside from yawning into my lovers face once mid "effort"...no...no, i just cant tell you guys this...its horrible...involved a huge orgasm and...something horrible... __________________ ...no mercy in thy icy heart, for the lost prey you stalk and hunt, only the lust...

04-05-2007, 02:50 PM	#8
Sanitarium Movie Mobster Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 5,127 Reputation: 59324	Back when I was doing my militairy service I got some days off. We met and we started the foreplays, when my hands were touching her breasts I fall asleep! She said nothing as she is even now a very understanding person. We laughed a lot about that. I was a soldier and the most missing thing for a soldier is sleep! BTW she's my wife now. __________________ Download CryptLoad How to use CryptLoad for downloading How to use CryptLoad for uploading Please DO NOT repost my links.

04-05-2007, 01:24 PM	#6
tom8517 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,065 Reputation: 14858	got caught watching football( NFL,not soccer, she was worth missing soccer over) while we were at it, the bedroom door was open, I had a clear view of the TV, and it was the playoffs.

04-05-2007, 01:40 PM	#7
drmephisto Guest Posts: n/a	Come on Tom, the playoffs? She should be more understanding!

04-05-2007, 02:58 PM	#10
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	I actually said aloud, "Get off me". My friends and I have discussed this and all of them admit to thinking it at one time or another. Unfortunately, I said it after not so good, okay, really bad sex.

04-05-2007, 04:37 PM	#11
dark_d3viant Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 676 Reputation: 3855	How about not something I said as such?? In the fury of some rather bland vanilla, A great big HUGE COOCH BLAST! Mortifying, but also funny. I couldn't help myself and burst out laughing, and so did he and yes, that was my hub before we got married. xx

04-05-2007, 07:58 PM	#12
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	the worst thing i ever did was puke on her back while fucking her doggystyle !!!!! lol.....not proud of it but i was drunk into oblivion and when its gotta go..its gotta go.... u know what though she took it well !!! and we hooked up a couple of times afterwards. And ladies if u think men have some sort of secret hang up about an early surprise.....THAT IS A MYTH !!!!!! we get what we want and apologise in the morning lol __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

04-05-2007, 11:49 PM	#13
Darkman its all give and take Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 688 Reputation: 179	i did ruin the moment once by asking "have you got an email?" half way through - i dont know why it just came out! we both just cracked up laughing straight away __________________ just do it

04-06-2007, 12:14 PM	#15
gal4 UnWanted Trick Baby Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 834 Reputation: 584	eat my cereal without milk. Ouch, my gums.

04-07-2007, 06:20 AM	#16
bruisedelbows Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 150 Reputation: 293	Louise, haven't I read something somewhere about orgasms making people yawn? Somehow they are connected in my mind. Once my girlfriend was saying "faster, harder" kind of things and, I don't know why, the sort of cliche of it struck me as funny, and I couldn't stop laughing. She was really hurt and angry, but there was nothing I could do. The worst part was that it had been till then a really good fuck and I completely ruined it.

04-07-2007, 12:35 PM	#18
carlybee Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Nederlands atm Posts: 63 Reputation: 47	Hmmm... I can't remember what line of thinking my mind was doing while my boyfriend was determinedly fucking me (missionary), but eventually, I came to this stunning realization and it popped out of my mouth: "I'm going to be 20 this year!" Guess I can see why he wasn't as impressed by it as I was Glad we can always laugh about these things later though __________________ Having sex with a midget is like a wet dream - short and exciting