Hell Hath No Fury - Rape Board

weak · 12-12-2006, 02:16 AM

After walking in on my fiancÃ© and the slut next door humping in my bed, I would have much rather settled for ice cream and chick flicks. But of course, my wonderful friends decided to take me out to this incredibly seedy club, made me wear my hooker boots, put on the skankiest outfit I own and ordered me to get drunk. Of course, now I have no idea where they are, seeing as they scampered off with some guys theyâ€™ve hooked up with. Not that I mind, as long as Iâ€™m free to picture ways to mutilate ex-fiancÃ© and slut-girl, Iâ€™m totally fine. I mean, I donâ€™t really mean them harm, but I wouldnâ€™t be too broken up to learn they were involved in a horrific car accident. Stabbing his picture so many times with the big butcher knife only gives so much satisfaction. Plus, I hardly thing the ring I chucked at his forehead is going to scarâ€¦

Thank God I held out on sex. I mean, sure it sounds childish to wait until marriage but the way the slut was groaning I donâ€™t think it sounded veryâ€¦pleasurable. Stupid bitch, I hope she wonâ€™t be able to walk. Oh sure, the sweet brunette looking exterior may fool you. The whole blue eyes thing Iâ€™m sure, but I can be a bitch, and thatâ€™s the side that has decided to dominate my behavior for the night. I sipped the beer someone handed me ten minutes ago. Itâ€™s cheap, but not half bad.

--Looking to 'have a good time'

Throatdagger · 12-24-2006, 12:08 PM

I see ypu setting at the table where your friends had left you. They are long gone; forgetting about their friend. I can tell that you are really pissed about something. I walk over to you and ask "Mind if I sit down. You look like you could use some company and I am in a mood to party."

I wait anxiously for your replay.

weak · 01-15-2007, 02:11 PM

I looked up with a sort of wry stare, quickly assesing. I'm shallow, I won't lie. I figured you were attractive enough to hold my attention (whether or not because of the alcohol, I know not).

"Be my guest," I replied with a mockingly coy smile. I took another sip of the beer and crossed my legs carefully. I couldn't say I wasn't curious, I had never met someone other than dirty heroin addicts in clubs or bars.

Throatdagger · 01-16-2007, 05:21 PM

I pull a chair out and sit down; taking the opportunity to check your attire out. You are dressed like a used hooker but something tells me that you are not that at all. I can tell that the drinking has had its toll on you; your blured eyes surveying me. I know that I am not what you expect to find in a seedy club like this; I had just came for a friends bachelor party which has just broken up.

I slide my chair closer so that we can talk without brocasting to the entire room. "Do you want to go some place that is a little nicer and a little quieter?" I ask as I smile broadly.

weak · 01-16-2007, 09:23 PM

I snorted loudly, completely unladylike, but I digress. I smiled dryly and raised and eyebrow. "Does that line work on every girl you meet?"

I may be completely sloshed, but it doesn't mean I'm stupid.

Throatdagger · 01-30-2007, 01:20 PM

I can tell that my usual technique wasn't going to work on you. I smile as I say "Usually; but I guess you are not the usual type. My name is Bill; it looks like something is bothering you; do you want to talk about it?" I ask as I offer you my hand.

12-12-2006, 02:16 AM	#1
weak Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 32 Reputation: 10	Hell Hath No Fury After walking in on my fiancÃ© and the slut next door humping in my bed, I would have much rather settled for ice cream and chick flicks. But of course, my wonderful friends decided to take me out to this incredibly seedy club, made me wear my hooker boots, put on the skankiest outfit I own and ordered me to get drunk. Of course, now I have no idea where they are, seeing as they scampered off with some guys theyâ€™ve hooked up with. Not that I mind, as long as Iâ€™m free to picture ways to mutilate ex-fiancÃ© and slut-girl, Iâ€™m totally fine. I mean, I donâ€™t really mean them harm, but I wouldnâ€™t be too broken up to learn they were involved in a horrific car accident. Stabbing his picture so many times with the big butcher knife only gives so much satisfaction. Plus, I hardly thing the ring I chucked at his forehead is going to scarâ€¦ Thank God I held out on sex. I mean, sure it sounds childish to wait until marriage but the way the slut was groaning I donâ€™t think it sounded veryâ€¦pleasurable. Stupid bitch, I hope she wonâ€™t be able to walk. Oh sure, the sweet brunette looking exterior may fool you. The whole blue eyes thing Iâ€™m sure, but I can be a bitch, and thatâ€™s the side that has decided to dominate my behavior for the night. I sipped the beer someone handed me ten minutes ago. Itâ€™s cheap, but not half bad. --Looking to 'have a good time'

01-16-2007, 09:23 PM	#5
weak Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 32 Reputation: 10	I snorted loudly, completely unladylike, but I digress. I smiled dryly and raised and eyebrow. "Does that line work on every girl you meet?" I may be completely sloshed, but it doesn't mean I'm stupid. __________________ ]

12-24-2006, 12:08 PM	#2
Throatdagger Certified Boob Inspector Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Mid Atlantic Posts: 2,069 Reputation: 9789	I see ypu setting at the table where your friends had left you. They are long gone; forgetting about their friend. I can tell that you are really pissed about something. I walk over to you and ask "Mind if I sit down. You look like you could use some company and I am in a mood to party." I wait anxiously for your replay.

01-15-2007, 02:11 PM	#3
weak Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 32 Reputation: 10	I looked up with a sort of wry stare, quickly assesing. I'm shallow, I won't lie. I figured you were attractive enough to hold my attention (whether or not because of the alcohol, I know not). "Be my guest," I replied with a mockingly coy smile. I took another sip of the beer and crossed my legs carefully. I couldn't say I wasn't curious, I had never met someone other than dirty heroin addicts in clubs or bars.

01-16-2007, 05:21 PM	#4
Throatdagger Certified Boob Inspector Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Mid Atlantic Posts: 2,069 Reputation: 9789	I pull a chair out and sit down; taking the opportunity to check your attire out. You are dressed like a used hooker but something tells me that you are not that at all. I can tell that the drinking has had its toll on you; your blured eyes surveying me. I know that I am not what you expect to find in a seedy club like this; I had just came for a friends bachelor party which has just broken up. I slide my chair closer so that we can talk without brocasting to the entire room. "Do you want to go some place that is a little nicer and a little quieter?" I ask as I smile broadly.

01-30-2007, 01:20 PM	#6
Throatdagger Certified Boob Inspector Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Mid Atlantic Posts: 2,069 Reputation: 9789	I can tell that my usual technique wasn't going to work on you. I smile as I say "Usually; but I guess you are not the usual type. My name is Bill; it looks like something is bothering you; do you want to talk about it?" I ask as I offer you my hand.