just a nice day in the park???? ;) - Rape Board

doogmah · 12-25-2006, 02:00 AM

so i was walking thru the park and i came Across an ice cream vednor, he said to me 'hey would U like some ice cream?' i says no, he says look over there next thing i know im on ground recievieng hard blows to head from weird australian man. i wake up and find myself in a dark Room all alone but wait, o its same man from the park!! i ask 'what are you doimnng please let me out man' he respond to me 'fuck me? fuck you. fuck hardcore." and proceeds to ram hard cock in my mouth. as he is doing It i seem to think 'hey this is kind of hot' and then like he was infiltrateing my mind or something, he turnd around and fart in my cum filled mouth. i sat there shocked and he hit me with Blunt object. as i was going to sleep, all i could hear was something being mumbled about lambs and goats and black dahlia murder. anyway, i woke up in park at exactly 2:13 am and mastrubated for an hour. needless 2 say, i always visit bthe park again

doogmah · 12-25-2006, 02:06 AM

it was in canada stupid

lollll

doogmah · 12-25-2006, 02:13 AM

calgary

hb u squidley? LoL

doogmah · 12-25-2006, 02:22 AM

well maybe i should come down to the us and get me some calamari

12-25-2006, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squidley

This of course begs to offer the question of where this park is?

That and of course if it isn't in Australia why an Australian man?

Still want to know why an ozzie and a park in Canada?

numbers · 12-25-2006, 03:44 PM

Hahaha!
I'm in Canada but I've never ran into Australian people in parks...

theman · 12-25-2006, 03:56 PM

I've never seen an Australian ice cream vendor any where...

Wiz · 12-25-2006, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clan_hunter

Still want to know why an ozzie and a park in Canada?

Well, we do have alot of parks in Canada clan....municipal, provincial and federal, and I suppose that some aussies might have actually visited one or more of them. So, I guess that it's certainly plausible. I'm more concerned that doogmah is going to get too close to Squids. Don't underestimate the critical distance doogmah, or God help ya!

EDIT: OK, I think that I may have figured out why the aussie ice cream vendor. Maybe, while she was still lurking, doogmah read SayNo's post (lost in the crash) extolling how extraordinarily well-hung aussie men are. She simply took him at his word.

Wiz · 12-25-2006, 04:45 PM

Squids, I'm trying to help you here. How often have you given a woman some very good advice that she promptly ignores? That's the norm for me

01-08-2007, 09:14 PM

Ok well being in Winnipeg wondering if there is any body that hales from here aswell that would like to meet and dicuss things of this natuer at say a Timmies(oh timmies so good). Would prefer afemale to play with but sittin and talikin to either or a coulpe would be cool. I'm new and just wondering. Oh sorry for not putting this in the proper area.

numbers · 01-09-2007, 02:24 AM

Oooh I could go for some hot chocolate...
My school has two Tim Hortons' now! It's crazy.

hornyone · 01-09-2007, 02:33 AM

Hmmmm......

numbers · 01-09-2007, 02:44 AM

I seriously want to have a board meet up! How cool would that be?? ^_^

ego · 01-09-2007, 05:02 AM

Not much.

12-25-2006, 02:00 AM	#1
doogmah Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5 Reputation: 10	just a nice day in the park???? ;) so i was walking thru the park and i came Across an ice cream vednor, he said to me 'hey would U like some ice cream?' i says no, he says look over there next thing i know im on ground recievieng hard blows to head from weird australian man. i wake up and find myself in a dark Room all alone but wait, o its same man from the park!! i ask 'what are you doimnng please let me out man' he respond to me 'fuck me? fuck you. fuck hardcore." and proceeds to ram hard cock in my mouth. as he is doing It i seem to think 'hey this is kind of hot' and then like he was infiltrateing my mind or something, he turnd around and fart in my cum filled mouth. i sat there shocked and he hit me with Blunt object. as i was going to sleep, all i could hear was something being mumbled about lambs and goats and black dahlia murder. anyway, i woke up in park at exactly 2:13 am and mastrubated for an hour. needless 2 say, i always visit bthe park again

12-25-2006, 03:56 PM	#7
theman Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 330 Reputation: 1293	I've never seen an Australian ice cream vendor any where... __________________ Into the Russian Mafia \| Kristen the Stripper Billionaire \| Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

12-25-2006, 04:45 PM	#9
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	Squids, I'm trying to help you here. How often have you given a woman some very good advice that she promptly ignores? That's the norm for me __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

01-08-2007, 09:14 PM	#10
Stumpy2fingers Guest Posts: n/a	Go Canada Ok well being in Winnipeg wondering if there is any body that hales from here aswell that would like to meet and dicuss things of this natuer at say a Timmies(oh timmies so good). Would prefer afemale to play with but sittin and talikin to either or a coulpe would be cool. I'm new and just wondering. Oh sorry for not putting this in the proper area.

01-09-2007, 02:33 AM	#12
hornyone Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Surrey Posts: 25 Reputation: 182	Hmmmmmmmmm Hmmmm......

12-25-2006, 02:06 AM	#2
doogmah Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5 Reputation: 10	it was in canada stupid lollll

12-25-2006, 02:13 AM	#3
doogmah Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5 Reputation: 10	calgary hb u squidley? LoL

12-25-2006, 02:22 AM	#4
doogmah Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5 Reputation: 10	well maybe i should come down to the us and get me some calamari

12-25-2006, 03:44 PM	#6
numbers Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 76 Reputation: 1241	Hahaha! I'm in Canada but I've never ran into Australian people in parks...

01-09-2007, 02:24 AM	#11
numbers Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 76 Reputation: 1241	Oooh I could go for some hot chocolate... My school has two Tim Hortons' now! It's crazy.

01-09-2007, 02:44 AM	#13
numbers Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 76 Reputation: 1241	I seriously want to have a board meet up! How cool would that be?? ^_^

01-09-2007, 05:02 AM	#14
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Not much.