Brits on Safari

[Rahl]

Have you ever desired to go on safari and experience the untamed wild beasts of another land? How thrilling would it be to see them up close and feel the adrenaline pumping when they take an instinctual interest in you and attack? If so then I have the solution.

Brits on safari.

There is a problem in America and in Britain. We have the most perverse males in the world, but we don't have enough of those precious "rape me" girls to go around. How often do we see rape starved beauties pleading for some attention in the UK? It's worse than those starving children in somalia commercials. (tear)

Here is my proposal, made in brotherhood, with noble intent to our ally Great Britain. All the British ladies seeking adventure can come to the USA on safari.

To be fair, this cultural exchange program could be alternated every year. The next year we would come to the UK. Who's up for it?