A Mouse's Wedding Tackle. - Rape Board

batffink · 05-10-2009, 11:17 PM

So help me, I read this in the “New Scientist” magazine of November 1996.

“Mouse balls available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

Mouse balls are now available as FRU therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacture of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive, however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction and that any customers with missing balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following: P/N 33F8462 for Domestic Mouse Balls and P/N 33F8461 for Foreign Mouse Balls.”

Flesh4Fantasy · 05-11-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by batffink

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction and that any customers with missing balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

Sage advice, that, in'nit?

FuckingRotter · 05-11-2009, 04:58 AM

That read like a spam post for surplus military hardware. Link please!

05-10-2009, 11:17 PM	#1
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	A Mouse's Wedding Tackle. So help me, I read this in the “New Scientist” magazine of November 1996. “Mouse balls available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) Mouse balls are now available as FRU therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacture of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive, however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction and that any customers with missing balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items. To re-order, specify one of the following: P/N 33F8462 for Domestic Mouse Balls and P/N 33F8461 for Foreign Mouse Balls.” __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-11-2009, 04:58 AM	#3
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