Congratulations - Rape Board

batffink · 05-04-2009, 04:25 AM

Sorry that I have been away for the past three weeks and missed all the milestone awards. I would have liked to congratulate each and every one of you personally but it was not possible. Best wishes to all who have received rep recognition and Phantom awards also. Every one is truly well deserved.

MARADONA · 05-04-2009, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by batffink

Sorry that I have been away for the past three weeks and missed all the milestone awards. I would have liked to congratulate each and every one of you personally but it was not possible. Best wishes to all who have received rep recognition and Phantom awards also. Every one is truly well deserved.

Thank you my friend!!!!

We are in love for you man!!!!

In a platonic way...

Lucy. · 05-04-2009, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MARADONA

In a platonic way...

Yeah yeah....

MARADONA · 05-04-2009, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucy.

Yeah yeah....

What are you thinking Lucy???? You need a prove??? Beh as you should know i have no problems...just tell me when.

FuckingRotter · 05-04-2009, 10:41 AM

We all know you're a ladies man Maradona, but there is no shame in being curious about those devils in skirts!

batffink · 05-04-2009, 07:39 PM

Kilts man, kilts. Get it fucking right!

MARADONA · 05-04-2009, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

We all know you're a ladies man Maradona, but there is no shame in being curious about those devils in skirts!

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Originally Posted by batffink

Kilts man, kilts. Get it fucking right!

God knows...maybe someday i will try a kilt!

HRH1948 · 05-04-2009, 08:15 PM

Mr. Batffink, it's great to see you back. Iâ€™ve had to deal with these bloody Englishmen almost single handed.

My grandfather ( a WWI vet) first told me about the "Ladies from Hell".

He explained why I should never confuse "skirts" with "kilts" and pointed to a scar over his left eye to illustrate his point.

HRH1948 · 05-04-2009, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MARADONA

God knows...maybe someday i will try a kilt!

I've worn them on several occasions. I must warn you. In cold weather, keep a brass monkey close by.

batffink · 05-04-2009, 08:35 PM

Thanks for support HRH. They're a devious bunch these English and if the truth be known it all boils down to jealousy. The Yanks and the Scots pulled them out of the shit in two world wars (pulled the world out of the shit actually) and they've been trying to live it down ever since. Old FuckingRotter will foam at the mouth when he reads this.

HRH1948 · 05-04-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by batffink

Thanks for support HRH. They're a devious bunch these English and if the truth be known it all boils down to jealousy. The Yanks and the Scots pulled them out of the shit in two world wars (pulled the world out of the shit actually) and they've been trying to live it down ever since. Old FuckingRotter will foam at the mouth when he reads this.

Damn, it's great to have someone here that doesn't spout revisionist history!

By the way, if Mr. Rotter ever contracts rabies, how will be know?

FuckingRotter · 05-05-2009, 01:55 AM

Hmmm....

And there was me thinking it was the Italians pulled us all out of the shit by surrendering....

batffink · 05-05-2009, 04:57 AM

Now it will be Maradona foaming at the mouth.

whyaskwhy · 05-05-2009, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by batffink

Sorry that I have been away for the past three weeks and missed all the milestone awards. I would have liked to congratulate each and every one of you personally but it was not possible. Best wishes to all who have received rep recognition and Phantom awards also. Every one is truly well deserved.

I LOVE THIS THREAD BECAUSE I TOO NEED TO THANK MANY,MANY FRIENDS BUT HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO.(WORKING FOR A LIVING SUCKS SOMETIMES.)
CONGRAT'S TO EVERYONE OF YOU WHO HAVE WON AN AWARD OR REACHED A MILESTONE OR HAD A BIRTHDAY OR HAVE WON A R.B. FIGHT IN THE ROWDY ROOM OR HAVE HAD A GREAT WEEK OR HAVE FOUND SOME SPARE CHANGE OR HAVE HAD THE PRIVALEDGE TO GET TO KNOW ME!

Sorry for the caps lock and the ridiculousness! I meant the congrat's.Truly!I'm just in a great mood so I got kinda silly again.(would you want me any other way?Normal is way over rated!!!)

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batffink · 05-05-2009, 09:53 PM

We need our eccentrics mate. The world would be a fucking boring place without them. Did you know that eccentrics are looked upon with great favour in the UK? That's why FuckingRotter is still on the loose.

HRH1948 · 05-05-2009, 10:03 PM

I can think of no more of a pleasureable experience (with my clothes on), than meeting Batffink and Fucking Rotter at a pub and listening to their banter as I buy the drinks!

FuckingRotter · 05-06-2009, 12:30 AM

Thankfully we now have the disability discrimination act which means Batfink can be wheeled into any pub and left to dribble in the corner without having to suffer the further indignity of being told he's a fire risk.

05-04-2009, 04:25 AM	#1
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Congratulations Sorry that I have been away for the past three weeks and missed all the milestone awards. I would have liked to congratulate each and every one of you personally but it was not possible. Best wishes to all who have received rep recognition and Phantom awards also. Every one is truly well deserved. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-04-2009, 10:41 AM	#5
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	We all know you're a ladies man Maradona, but there is no shame in being curious about those devils in skirts! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-04-2009, 07:39 PM	#6
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Kilts man, kilts. Get it fucking right! __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-04-2009, 08:35 PM	#10
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Thanks for support HRH. They're a devious bunch these English and if the truth be known it all boils down to jealousy. The Yanks and the Scots pulled them out of the shit in two world wars (pulled the world out of the shit actually) and they've been trying to live it down ever since. Old FuckingRotter will foam at the mouth when he reads this. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-05-2009, 01:55 AM	#12
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Hmmm.... And there was me thinking it was the Italians pulled us all out of the shit by surrendering.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-04-2009, 08:15 PM	#8
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	Mr. Batffink, it's great to see you back. Iâ€™ve had to deal with these bloody Englishmen almost single handed. My grandfather ( a WWI vet) first told me about the "Ladies from Hell". He explained why I should never confuse "skirts" with "kilts" and pointed to a scar over his left eye to illustrate his point.

05-05-2009, 04:57 AM	#13
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Now it will be Maradona foaming at the mouth. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-05-2009, 09:53 PM	#15
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	We need our eccentrics mate. The world would be a fucking boring place without them. Did you know that eccentrics are looked upon with great favour in the UK? That's why FuckingRotter is still on the loose. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-05-2009, 10:03 PM	#16
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	I can think of no more of a pleasureable experience (with my clothes on), than meeting Batffink and Fucking Rotter at a pub and listening to their banter as I buy the drinks!

05-06-2009, 12:30 AM	#17
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Thankfully we now have the disability discrimination act which means Batfink can be wheeled into any pub and left to dribble in the corner without having to suffer the further indignity of being told he's a fire risk. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.