The A and Q game - Rape Board

shysnale · 02-15-2014, 03:56 AM

Simple rules :

Answer the question and ask another one !

Is there such things as a perfect girl ?

Sweetlust · 02-15-2014, 10:24 AM

No--as the old saying goes..."nobody is perfect".

Can you really tell the size of a man's cock based on his hand and/or shoe size?

FuckingRotter · 02-15-2014, 10:36 AM

No, because a man with no shoes can still have a cock.

luvnlust · 02-16-2014, 03:06 PM

Yes and no. One might ask is the cock flaccid, hard or really fucking hard? But no matter - for shoe size there is no statestical correlation between the length of the cock and foot size. There is however a significant correlation between the flaccid length and finger length. The higher the ratio of index to ring finger length, the higher the levels of testosterone - and therefore longer penises.

So for you guys out there, hold out up your hand with your fingers together - if the index finger is longer than the ring finger, consider yourself very lucky.

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Q: What is the average depth of a pussy during sexual arousal?

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FuckingRotter · 02-16-2014, 11:41 PM

That's bad news for my mate Three-Fingers Pete!

Anyway, the index finger of my right hand is slightly larger than the ring finger, whereas on the left the index finger is almost half an inch longer. Which one should I rely on to tell me if I have a big cock or not?

Sweetlust · 02-17-2014, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

"...Which one should I rely on to tell me if I have a big cock or not?

A: Neither...just listen to her begging and screaming. The louder...the bigger...if she passes out...you should be declared illegal.

Q: Why do dogs chase their tails?

luvnlust · 02-17-2014, 08:28 PM

Wait a second... no one answered my question...

Q: What is the average depth of a pussy during sexual arousal?

FuckingRotter · 02-17-2014, 10:52 PM

1. They're stupid.

2. Wrist depth.

Any more questions?

Sweetlust · 02-18-2014, 07:11 AM

Yes.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, what is a peck? (bonus...what was Peter Piper's wife doing?)

insearchof33333 · 02-18-2014, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetlust

Yes.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, what is a peck? (bonus...what was Peter Piper's wife doing?)

A - A Peck is two gallons , eight quarts or 16 pints or what a bird does with its beak.

Bonus - She was doing the Butcher

Q. - If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Bonus Q. - If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Bonus Bonus Q - Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

FuckingRotter · 02-18-2014, 11:46 AM

Fuck all that, is Sweetlusts cunt wet?

insearchof33333 · 02-18-2014, 12:20 PM

Amen Brother!!!

Sweetlust · 02-18-2014, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Fuck all that, is Sweetlusts cunt wet?

Yes...(wombles and fists always do it for me...

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Is it worth fucking your Boss to get a raise?

insearchof33333 · 02-18-2014, 06:26 PM

If I was your boss? Yes

Should you tell your spouse if you cheat?

FuckingRotter · 02-18-2014, 09:51 PM

If your boss had any sense, he'd just keep fucking you and making promises!

Deny it, deny it, deny it!

What shall we do with the drunken sailor, early in the morning?

luvnlust · 02-19-2014, 07:35 PM

A: Who cares?

I'm busy going after Sweetlust and giving her the "raise" she "fully" deserves

Q: Do we still care about the passed out drunken sailor?

FuckingRotter · 02-20-2014, 10:12 PM

Who said he was passed out?

luvnlust · 02-22-2014, 09:21 PM

Last I looked the poor sod was passed out after all the drunkeness... but no matter there's a far more important occassion to "rise" to, meet and take on - quite forcefully

FuckingRotter · 02-23-2014, 12:26 AM

What was the question?

Sweetlust · 02-26-2014, 03:47 AM

There wasn't one...

Which hurts worse, a kick to the balls or a kick to the head?

02-15-2014, 03:56 AM	#1
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	The A and Q game Simple rules : Answer the question and ask another one ! Is there such things as a perfect girl ?

02-15-2014, 10:36 AM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	No, because a man with no shoes can still have a cock. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-16-2014, 03:06 PM	#4
luvnlust Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: USA Posts: 1,531 Reputation: 7020	Yes and no. One might ask is the cock flaccid, hard or really fucking hard? But no matter - for shoe size there is no statestical correlation between the length of the cock and foot size. There is however a significant correlation between the flaccid length and finger length. The higher the ratio of index to ring finger length, the higher the levels of testosterone - and therefore longer penises. So for you guys out there, hold out up your hand with your fingers together - if the index finger is longer than the ring finger, consider yourself very lucky. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is the average depth of a pussy during sexual arousal? . __________________ . It's the darker side of lust, It's the other side of us, It's the thing in you that feeds, The animal in me -Motley Crue Some of my stories: The Stripper Wife The New Hire The New Hire - The Customer Always Cums First Playing the Game Ropeplay: Uninvited Guests (Sweetlust, LuvNLust) My social group: Breast Obsessed Last edited by luvnlust; 02-16-2014 at 11:22 PM.

02-16-2014, 11:41 PM	#5
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	That's bad news for my mate Three-Fingers Pete! Anyway, the index finger of my right hand is slightly larger than the ring finger, whereas on the left the index finger is almost half an inch longer. Which one should I rely on to tell me if I have a big cock or not? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-17-2014, 08:28 PM	#7
luvnlust Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: USA Posts: 1,531 Reputation: 7020	Wait a second... no one answered my question... Q: What is the average depth of a pussy during sexual arousal? __________________ . It's the darker side of lust, It's the other side of us, It's the thing in you that feeds, The animal in me -Motley Crue Some of my stories: The Stripper Wife The New Hire The New Hire - The Customer Always Cums First Playing the Game Ropeplay: Uninvited Guests (Sweetlust, LuvNLust) My social group: Breast Obsessed

02-15-2014, 10:24 AM	#2
Sweetlust Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: USA Posts: 1,257 Reputation: 6543	No--as the old saying goes..."nobody is perfect". Can you really tell the size of a man's cock based on his hand and/or shoe size?

02-17-2014, 10:52 PM	#8
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	1. They're stupid. 2. Wrist depth. Any more questions? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-18-2014, 07:11 AM	#9
Sweetlust Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: USA Posts: 1,257 Reputation: 6543	Yes. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, what is a peck? (bonus...what was Peter Piper's wife doing?)

02-18-2014, 11:46 AM	#11
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Fuck all that, is Sweetlusts cunt wet? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-18-2014, 12:20 PM	#12
insearchof33333 Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid Atlantic Posts: 673 Reputation: 5382	Amen Brother!!!

02-18-2014, 06:26 PM	#14
insearchof33333 Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mid Atlantic Posts: 673 Reputation: 5382	If I was your boss? Yes Should you tell your spouse if you cheat?

02-18-2014, 09:51 PM	#15
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	If your boss had any sense, he'd just keep fucking you and making promises! Deny it, deny it, deny it! What shall we do with the drunken sailor, early in the morning? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-19-2014, 07:35 PM	#16
luvnlust Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: USA Posts: 1,531 Reputation: 7020	A: Who cares? I'm busy going after Sweetlust and giving her the "raise" she "fully" deserves Q: Do we still care about the passed out drunken sailor? __________________ . It's the darker side of lust, It's the other side of us, It's the thing in you that feeds, The animal in me -Motley Crue Some of my stories: The Stripper Wife The New Hire The New Hire - The Customer Always Cums First Playing the Game Ropeplay: Uninvited Guests (Sweetlust, LuvNLust) My social group: Breast Obsessed

02-20-2014, 10:12 PM	#17
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Who said he was passed out? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-22-2014, 09:21 PM	#18
luvnlust Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: USA Posts: 1,531 Reputation: 7020	Last I looked the poor sod was passed out after all the drunkeness... but no matter there's a far more important occassion to "rise" to, meet and take on - quite forcefully __________________ . It's the darker side of lust, It's the other side of us, It's the thing in you that feeds, The animal in me -Motley Crue Some of my stories: The Stripper Wife The New Hire The New Hire - The Customer Always Cums First Playing the Game Ropeplay: Uninvited Guests (Sweetlust, LuvNLust) My social group: Breast Obsessed

02-23-2014, 12:26 AM	#19
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	What was the question? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-26-2014, 03:47 AM	#20
Sweetlust Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: USA Posts: 1,257 Reputation: 6543	There wasn't one... Which hurts worse, a kick to the balls or a kick to the head?