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stricken · 07-17-2008, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niceideas

That's awesome, do you mind if I use that in future?

lol np

Marquis6258 · 07-26-2008, 12:22 AM

I've got a couple, My Fave is, "I'd argue with you, but I have no respect for you anyway, so I wont waste my breath"

Or...Your nothing but the afterbirth of a Mongolian gang bang....

and from Groucho Marx,...."tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she wont care aboout the difference"

Or at the bar.. You dont want to talk to me... Damn, I hope I don't have to give your Mom her money back.

MinaPi · 07-26-2008, 03:12 AM

I like to make up insults and throw them at people because they are so random that most of the time they don't know how to respond.

You duck nipple!

RapeDaddy78 · 07-31-2008, 04:53 PM

You suck at fucking and btw its over

redbaron · 08-23-2008, 12:54 PM

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece"

Gunnary Sergant Hartman. This man has many masterpiece insults

sindyloo · 08-23-2008, 01:06 PM

WOW??? You are a couple sandwhiches short of a picnic!!

When they were handing out Brains...you only heard trains and theones you got have de-railed already!

Did your parents have any children that lived??

oanonimos · 08-25-2008, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debaser

Next time you see an ugly chick in a crowded place, shout â€œHEY UGLYâ€.
When she looks round, you say to her â€œNO NOT YOU, YOUR FUCKIN UGLY!.

I think I will try that, it will be too funny...

Yozzer · 08-27-2008, 08:38 PM

I always liked: "I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed step-child!"
From the movie "The Wraith".
Not really an insult but a great put-down.

carbaski · 08-31-2008, 06:19 AM

"You'd fuck-up a wet dream"

carbaski · 08-31-2008, 06:26 AM

"C U Next Tuesday, bitch."

wow...that one smarts just to write it!

theanonimo · 09-01-2008, 07:23 PM

you are a spammer

hercules · 09-04-2008, 08:30 PM

do i know you?

chet · 09-06-2008, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hercules

do i know you?

xDDD

batffink · 09-08-2008, 02:16 AM

A couple of my favourites are:

You're as ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp
or
You're as ugly as a hat-box full of monkey's arseholes.

RapeFan · 09-12-2008, 01:11 AM

There's this girl who lives in this house (nephews gf). She sighs a lot as a way to show she's frustrated/dissing whoever she's sighing in front of. She's a real bitch! So most of the time, after she sighs, I say, "ch".

Let her mind wonder if I'm saying BITCH! lol. I'm sure she knows what im saying.

PS. Shyt i can't stand her... i don't think i'd even rape her lol.

batffink · 09-12-2008, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantom

He's about as much use as a handbrake in a canoe.

Two others that come to mind are:

"You're as much good as a bicycle bell on a Phantom jet"
or
"You're so fucking lazy you wouldn't carry a birthmark downhill"

PS I didn't pick Phantom for any particular reason

ShyAngel · 09-15-2008, 04:19 AM

My favorite to say is,
You knuckle dragging troglodyte.

freak101 · 09-16-2008, 02:27 AM

tell ur mother to stop wearing different colored lipstick...im gettin a damn rainbow arnd my dick

older and wiser · 09-25-2008, 12:08 PM

You gone deaf as well as saggy?

older and wiser · 09-25-2008, 12:09 PM

Women? I fuck them

07-26-2008, 12:22 AM	#42
Marquis6258 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2 Reputation: 10	she wont notice I've got a couple, My Fave is, "I'd argue with you, but I have no respect for you anyway, so I wont waste my breath" Or...Your nothing but the afterbirth of a Mongolian gang bang.... and from Groucho Marx,...."tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she wont care aboout the difference" Or at the bar.. You dont want to talk to me... Damn, I hope I don't have to give your Mom her money back.

07-26-2008, 03:12 AM	#43
MinaPi Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: California Posts: 368 Reputation: 1730	I like to make up insults and throw them at people because they are so random that most of the time they don't know how to respond. You duck nipple! __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

09-08-2008, 02:16 AM	#54
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	A couple of my favourites are: You're as ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp or You're as ugly as a hat-box full of monkey's arseholes. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

07-31-2008, 04:53 PM	#44
RapeDaddy78 Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 62 Reputation: 32	You suck at fucking and btw its over

08-23-2008, 12:54 PM	#45
redbaron Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 91 Reputation: 212	"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece" Gunnary Sergant Hartman. This man has many masterpiece insults

08-23-2008, 01:06 PM	#46
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	WOW??? You are a couple sandwhiches short of a picnic!! When they were handing out Brains...you only heard trains and theones you got have de-railed already! Did your parents have any children that lived??

08-27-2008, 08:38 PM	#48
Yozzer Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 42 Reputation: 1557	I always liked: "I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed step-child!" From the movie "The Wraith". Not really an insult but a great put-down.

08-31-2008, 06:19 AM	#49
carbaski Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 318 Reputation: 2694	"You'd fuck-up a wet dream"

08-31-2008, 06:26 AM	#50
carbaski Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 318 Reputation: 2694	"C U Next Tuesday, bitch." wow...that one smarts just to write it!

09-01-2008, 07:23 PM	#51
theanonimo Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 42 Reputation: 212	you are a spammer

09-04-2008, 08:30 PM	#52
hercules Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 7 Reputation: 10	do i know you?

09-12-2008, 01:11 AM	#55
RapeFan Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 6 Reputation: 10	There's this girl who lives in this house (nephews gf). She sighs a lot as a way to show she's frustrated/dissing whoever she's sighing in front of. She's a real bitch! So most of the time, after she sighs, I say, "ch". Let her mind wonder if I'm saying BITCH! lol. I'm sure she knows what im saying. PS. Shyt i can't stand her... i don't think i'd even rape her lol.

09-15-2008, 04:19 AM	#57
ShyAngel Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 959 Reputation: 21985	My favorite to say is, You knuckle dragging troglodyte.

09-16-2008, 02:27 AM	#58
freak101 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10 Reputation: 19	tell ur mother to stop wearing different colored lipstick...im gettin a damn rainbow arnd my dick

09-25-2008, 12:08 PM	#59
older and wiser Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 297 Reputation: 1024	You gone deaf as well as saggy?

09-25-2008, 12:09 PM	#60
older and wiser Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 297 Reputation: 1024	Women? I fuck them