if i had a penis, id probably rape you too.... - Rape Board

04-15-2006, 04:48 AM

yes, as my hatred for my ex grows, the thought of strapping on a gorilla sized dildo and tying him down bent over a bed increases

no need for lube, since i wont feel a thing,

ill just get to enjoy his screams and bloody ass

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the poor bastard

Lupo · 04-15-2006, 04:52 AM

Rofl, he would prolly like it.

Wasen't it you who just a couple of mins ago said "I can dream, can't I?"

strawdog · 04-15-2006, 05:07 AM

better to rape you rather than be your bf

Noname · 04-16-2006, 04:59 AM

I still prefer my suggestion.

Brek · 04-16-2006, 07:56 AM

Shades of Deliverance, hmm?

MarcEdeSade · 04-18-2006, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by persiangurl

yes, as my hatred for my ex grows, the thought of strapping on a gorilla sized dildo and tying him down bent over a bed increases

no need for lube, since i wont feel a thing,

you'd be surprised. I can't get this bad boy into an ass without SOME sort of lubricant.

spit works well, and is the perfect rape-lube. always available, works like a charm, and somewhat degrading to boot!

Dildos are worse, generally being rubber or silicone and very friction-y

If it's not at least a little lubed, it won't go in.

LovelyPerversion · 04-20-2006, 11:09 PM

Ahhhhh....but if it's a very stiff dildo, it should go in if she puts her weight into it...

Don't get me wrong, it'll be difficult as hell. You typically need some kind of lube...

But since we're going for ultimate pain on this one, who cares if she has to force her way though a few barriers...

BETTER YET: get one of those "clone your willie" kits and an old dildo, and make yourself a strap on with slightly protruding razor blades!!!!!

Hell, I think that's a great idea for everyone here!!!

04-15-2006, 04:48 AM	#1
persiangurl Guest Posts: n/a	if i had a penis, id probably rape you too.... yes, as my hatred for my ex grows, the thought of strapping on a gorilla sized dildo and tying him down bent over a bed increases no need for lube, since i wont feel a thing, ill just get to enjoy his screams and bloody ass ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the poor bastard

04-15-2006, 05:07 AM	#3
strawdog Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: south east england Posts: 73 Reputation: 172	lol better to rape you rather than be your bf

04-15-2006, 04:52 AM	#2
Lupo Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 447 Reputation: 571	Rofl, he would prolly like it. Wasen't it you who just a couple of mins ago said "I can dream, can't I?"

04-16-2006, 04:59 AM	#4
Noname Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 63 Reputation: 22	I still prefer my suggestion.

04-16-2006, 07:56 AM	#5
Brek Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: California Posts: 106 Reputation: 0	Shades of Deliverance, hmm?

04-20-2006, 11:09 PM	#7
LovelyPerversion Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: SC Posts: 36 Reputation: 142	Ahhhhh....but if it's a very stiff dildo, it should go in if she puts her weight into it... Don't get me wrong, it'll be difficult as hell. You typically need some kind of lube... But since we're going for ultimate pain on this one, who cares if she has to force her way though a few barriers... BETTER YET: get one of those "clone your willie" kits and an old dildo, and make yourself a strap on with slightly protruding razor blades!!!!! Hell, I think that's a great idea for everyone here!!!