Argy Bargy at the World Cup? - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 06-08-2014, 01:07 AM

Thirty-two years have passed, and they're still not fucking over getting a pasting from the British army. More sickening though is that those Argy bastards choose one of the greatest sporting events to stage their latest pathetic protest about their unfounded claim to the Falkland Islands.

Well, if that is how it is, I hope England draw you in the knockout stage and break your fucking legs you cunts!

perfectlyformed · 06-08-2014, 02:15 AM

This ends the statement from FIFAs offical "fair play" spokesman

x

FuckingRotter · 06-08-2014, 02:24 AM

*smirks*

FuckingRotter · 06-14-2014, 04:30 AM

Ok, so far, the Dutch have given Spain a proper kicking, as have the police to the residents of São Paolo. The stadium in Manaus where England play their first game tonight wasn't even finished yesterday. Still, can't say too much about that, given the amount of time it took for a bunch of Ockers to build Wembley, whilst England were forced to play home matches surrounded by a bunch of sheep shaggers!

FuckingRotter · 06-14-2014, 04:33 AM

Of course, the really crucial question is, will Emmy be getting a cross of St George and the words "cum on England" painted on her face?

FuckingRotter · 06-14-2014, 06:01 PM

England lose to the Wops, despite having the better attack. Defence was a bit shit, and Wayne Rooney needs to fuck off back to where he came from, Scouse cunt. Still, Costa Rica lead the group on goal difference!

Argy bastards up next!

FuckingRotter · 06-15-2014, 12:47 PM

Come on, Honduras!

batffink · 06-15-2014, 06:06 PM

Come on Hamilton Academicals

Sierra · 06-15-2014, 11:28 PM

I can see I should have come here. I've been forced to join the World Cup pool at work and the depths of my ignorance on the subject of football has yet to be plumbed. I had to ask an Irishman to assist.

I seem to be doing pretty well, although the English let me down badly.

FuckingRotter · 06-15-2014, 11:50 PM

Yep! Can't trust them foreigners!

orgasmstogo · 06-20-2014, 04:59 PM

It's all a blurry haze

FuckingRotter · 06-21-2014, 07:36 AM

At least you got the name of the sport correct, unlike the majority of your ignorant Septic compatriots.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sierra

I can see I should have come here. I've been forced to join the World Cup pool at work and the depths of my ignorance on the subject of football has yet to be plumbed. I had to ask an Irishman to assist.

I seem to be doing pretty well, although the English let me down badly.

orgasmstogo · 06-22-2014, 03:47 AM

obviously Lionel Messi is a goalscoring c*nt ,I knew that man was trouble and that's why I 've had it in for him from the get

ever
since e.s.p.n and football Italia were on freeview......alot of other foreigners have had the sense to remain in there own countries and not soil our land with there championship attitude!!

FuckingRotter · 06-27-2014, 05:29 AM

So, the Septics progress to the knockout stages, but Barako Barner still can't get the name of the sport right. Fucking stupid cunt! And you wankers elected him? Twice?

Luis Saurez has teamed up with Ann Summers to produce a new sex toy. It's called the Rabid Rabbit.

Who will win?

Sierra · 06-27-2014, 07:52 AM

Well, the Irishman seems to know what he's talking about. I'm in first place so far in the office football pool!! I've been let down by the Spaniards but have managed the rest.

I've decided to tell the guys in the office that I made my picks based on uniform colors, just to make them all insane. Heh heh heh.

FuckingRotter · 06-28-2014, 02:26 PM

Luis Saurez defence: I came home and the television repair man was already naked on the floor. That's when all my clothes just happened to fall off, then I stumbled and impaled my anus on his erect penis.

Interpretation: I'm a liar as well as a cheat.

Get a fucking grip you bucked toothed wanker, the whole fucking world saw what you did on live television!

Sierra · 06-29-2014, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Luis Saurez defence: I came home and the television repair man was already naked on the floor. That's when all my clothes just happened to fall off, then I stumbled and impaled my anus on his erect penis.

Interpretation: I'm a liar as well as a cheat.

Get a fucking grip you bucked toothed wanker, the whole fucking world saw what you did on live television!

Indeed.

As an aside....WTH??!!! A little cheating among friends is one thing but biting??!!! And for the third time??? What are you.... four years old?? And did you forget that there were approximately 3,937 cameras trained on you?

The incident did bring a few chuckles on the net, however. Everyone (including me) dusted off their Photoshop and had fun with it. Not to mention the Swede who won a pile betting that Suarez would chomp before the Cup was over.

And another thing.... anyone who actually believes that "he hit my teeth with his shoulder" line should call me. I've got a bridge to sell you.

FuckingRotter · 06-29-2014, 04:39 AM

Every World Cup, and indeed European Championship, turns out a villain for the English. Sometimes it's one of our own, Wayne Rooney, David Beckham. Sometimes it's Johnny Foreigner, Diego Maradonna, the ref that disallowed Frank Lampards goal against Germany, Christiano Ronaldo. Even when we hosted and won, there was villainy afoot. There nearly wasn't a trophy to compete for.

Saurez is not a popular man in England anyway. Scoring twice against us won't help. What he did against Italy though, could only be surpassed if he'd bitten an English player! He will probably go down as the second most reviled World Cup villain, after the Hand of God, curly haired fat fucking crackhead Maradonna.

Sierra · 06-29-2014, 05:16 PM

I will never understand why Maradonna has these rabid fans who will hear nothing against him. He's not goodlooking like Beckham, nor charming like Pele, nor even a role model, having cheated on his wife and was too stupid to keep from getting caught. He was an exceptional footballer but there are lots of good footballers who don't get his following. Even when he was a fat, spotty old druggie the faithful remained. Very odd.

Something tells me Suarez will not be that lucky.

FuckingRotter · 06-30-2014, 11:05 AM

After all the lies, the Rabid Rabbit has finally apologised, via Twitter. Vowing never to do it again! Tosser!

06-08-2014, 01:07 AM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Argy Bargy at the World Cup? Thirty-two years have passed, and they're still not fucking over getting a pasting from the British army. More sickening though is that those Argy bastards choose one of the greatest sporting events to stage their latest pathetic protest about their unfounded claim to the Falkland Islands. Well, if that is how it is, I hope England draw you in the knockout stage and break your fucking legs you cunts! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-08-2014, 02:15 AM	#2
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	This ends the statement from FIFAs offical "fair play" spokesman x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

06-08-2014, 02:24 AM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	smirks __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-14-2014, 04:30 AM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ok, so far, the Dutch have given Spain a proper kicking, as have the police to the residents of São Paolo. The stadium in Manaus where England play their first game tonight wasn't even finished yesterday. Still, can't say too much about that, given the amount of time it took for a bunch of Ockers to build Wembley, whilst England were forced to play home matches surrounded by a bunch of sheep shaggers! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-14-2014, 04:33 AM	#5
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Of course, the really crucial question is, will Emmy be getting a cross of St George and the words "cum on England" painted on her face? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-14-2014, 06:01 PM	#6
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	England lose to the Wops, despite having the better attack. Defence was a bit shit, and Wayne Rooney needs to fuck off back to where he came from, Scouse cunt. Still, Costa Rica lead the group on goal difference! Argy bastards up next! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-15-2014, 12:47 PM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Come on, Honduras! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-15-2014, 06:06 PM	#8
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Come on Hamilton Academicals __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

06-15-2014, 11:28 PM	#9
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	I can see I should have come here. I've been forced to join the World Cup pool at work and the depths of my ignorance on the subject of football has yet to be plumbed. I had to ask an Irishman to assist. I seem to be doing pretty well, although the English let me down badly. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

06-15-2014, 11:50 PM	#10
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Yep! Can't trust them foreigners! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-20-2014, 04:59 PM	#11
orgasmstogo Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: the u.k Posts: 96 Reputation: 2207	argybargy It's all a blurry haze

06-22-2014, 03:47 AM	#13
orgasmstogo Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: the u.k Posts: 96 Reputation: 2207	argybargy obviously Lionel Messi is a goalscoring c*nt ,I knew that man was trouble and that's why I 've had it in for him from the get ever since e.s.p.n and football Italia were on freeview......alot of other foreigners have had the sense to remain in there own countries and not soil our land with there championship attitude!!

06-27-2014, 05:29 AM	#14
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	So, the Septics progress to the knockout stages, but Barako Barner still can't get the name of the sport right. Fucking stupid cunt! And you wankers elected him? Twice? Luis Saurez has teamed up with Ann Summers to produce a new sex toy. It's called the Rabid Rabbit. Who will win? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-27-2014, 07:52 AM	#15
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Well, the Irishman seems to know what he's talking about. I'm in first place so far in the office football pool!! I've been let down by the Spaniards but have managed the rest. I've decided to tell the guys in the office that I made my picks based on uniform colors, just to make them all insane. Heh heh heh. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

06-28-2014, 02:26 PM	#16
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Luis Saurez defence: I came home and the television repair man was already naked on the floor. That's when all my clothes just happened to fall off, then I stumbled and impaled my anus on his erect penis. Interpretation: I'm a liar as well as a cheat. Get a fucking grip you bucked toothed wanker, the whole fucking world saw what you did on live television! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-29-2014, 04:39 AM	#18
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Every World Cup, and indeed European Championship, turns out a villain for the English. Sometimes it's one of our own, Wayne Rooney, David Beckham. Sometimes it's Johnny Foreigner, Diego Maradonna, the ref that disallowed Frank Lampards goal against Germany, Christiano Ronaldo. Even when we hosted and won, there was villainy afoot. There nearly wasn't a trophy to compete for. Saurez is not a popular man in England anyway. Scoring twice against us won't help. What he did against Italy though, could only be surpassed if he'd bitten an English player! He will probably go down as the second most reviled World Cup villain, after the Hand of God, curly haired fat fucking crackhead Maradonna. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-29-2014, 05:16 PM	#19
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	I will never understand why Maradonna has these rabid fans who will hear nothing against him. He's not goodlooking like Beckham, nor charming like Pele, nor even a role model, having cheated on his wife and was too stupid to keep from getting caught. He was an exceptional footballer but there are lots of good footballers who don't get his following. Even when he was a fat, spotty old druggie the faithful remained. Very odd. Something tells me Suarez will not be that lucky. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

06-30-2014, 11:05 AM	#20
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	After all the lies, the Rabid Rabbit has finally apologised, via Twitter. Vowing never to do it again! Tosser! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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