Make my fantasy a reality

[FuckingRotter]

Just so you all know, I'm here for my own entertainment, and not for any of yours. Not that there is much entertainment around here nowadays. It's ages since we had a Rowdy Room thread move, and it appears that throatwhore has run away already. We've not even fucking well got started!

[Crotch_Ripper]

With all this fucking bitching you guys are making me feel nostalgic.

Now go fuck yourselves knuckle dragging scum

[grants70]

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

......It's ages since we had a Rowdy Room thread move, and it appears that throatwhore has run away already. We've not even fucking well got started!

Yeah, the fucking weasel. Can't even stand up for himself in a forum thread, how the fuck is he gong to be able to take $300 off men in real life?

[FuckingRotter]

Way it works where I'm from, the girls ask me NOT to come over and throat fuck them, arse rape them, piss on their faces, punch and kick them, and generally abuse them.

Then they give me their address and tell me when they're going to be sleeping naked with the front door unlocked.

Originally Posted by grants70

Why the fuck do we never get girls asking us to go over and throatfuck them?

[grants70]

Them's what I call real women FR, real women.

[bigal]

Originally Posted by grants70

Them's what I call real women FR, real women.

I agree. They know what they want, and we don't have to pay them. Now does anyone know where I can find them?

[HRH1948]

Originally Posted by bigal

I agree. They know what they want, and we don't have to pay them. Now does anyone know where I can find them?

The Internet and Brits are completely destroying the English language. From your avatar, I assumed that you were bi-gal. Now, your last post would suggest that you are big-al. Or, it could be bi-gal enveloped in her male role. Damn the Internet. Unlike the transparent imagination of FR, it is so difficult to find the falsehoods here. A while back, Somedude criticized me for being too literal. The Internet transforms the too elderly into the too literal.

If FR passes up that opportunity for a cheap shot, I have truly overestimated him again. Actually, that would make it about the ninth time that I have overestimated him.

Q.E.D., I wouldn't look for those women in FR's neighborhood or even on his dinky little meaningless island.

On second thought, the Brits, Huns and Surrender Monkeys through their ridiculous immigration policies brought on by political correctness have just about transformed their societies into 3rd world countries. So, anything is possible!

Did you know that Trump went to the Olympics? He wanted to see how high the Mexican pole vaulters could jump.

[HRH1948]

I genuinely want to apologize to FR. His attention span is somewhat limited and long posts tend to disorient him. Again, I apologize for that last post. I will try to condense my future posts into shorter sections that are more understandable to the great unwashed mass that is FR.

[FuckingRotter]

Admit it HRH, you're gay for me.

[HRH1948]

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Admit it HRH, you're gay for me.

In light of the origin of this thread, that is undoubtedly the best come back you've come up with in months.

[Crotch_Ripper]

HOMOs ROFL

[FuckingRotter]

Don't mock him, he's in love. Throatwhore has obviously stirred some thing in him.

[Crotch_Ripper]

lol

[HRH1948]

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Don't mock him, he's in love. Throatwhore has obviously stirred some thing in him.

You silly savage, Crotch Ripper would never mock me. Not after what we've meant to each other over the years. Together for hours dressing our carpet burned knuckles and other appendages time and time again. Ohhh, such thrilling times.

Now, you must excuse me. I've two more recliners that I have to search for loose change. I'm still $20.13 cents short of my $300.00 goal for an upcoming unexpected expenditure.

[HRH1948]

Does anyone else feel a draft? Did FR or CR leave the closet door open again?

[grants70]

Originally Posted by HRH1948

I've two more recliners that I have to search for loose change. I'm still $20.13 cents short of my $300.00 goal for an upcoming unexpected expenditure.

Go look under the seats of your car, or under the handbrake lever. One of my buddies works in a vehicle repair shop and the tightwad bastard always brings home change and notes he finds underneath car seats, especially the back seats. In one year alone he recovered over $2,000. I call it stealing, but it has made me get in the habit of rooting my car good before leaving it in to be serviced. I'd prefer to recover my own loose change than let some thieving cunting mechanic have it.