Limonwrecks! - Rape Board

Capt. DooDah · 05-07-2007, 04:16 PM

There once was a man from Japan,
Who's poetry no one could stand,
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes I know."
"But I always just have to try and get as many words in the very last line as I possibly can."

Hellcat · 05-07-2007, 04:43 PM

erm... yes quite... thanks i need this post

dashrendar44 · 05-07-2007, 05:30 PM

umm.....that was asinine @___________________@

insignia0 · 05-07-2007, 05:31 PM

lol tht made me smile.

somedude · 05-07-2007, 05:53 PM

Good one Capt.

Wiz · 05-07-2007, 05:58 PM

It didn't make me laugh, but it got a helleva big smile

. Thanks.

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 05-07-2007, 08:39 PM

i heard this a while ago made me laugh...

mary had a little lamb
she took it to a weddin
while going there, she tied it up
and .....kicked its fuckyng head in !! lol

Capt. DooDah · 05-07-2007, 09:47 PM

A Mid Summer's Eve
Feminine Dilemma Of Relativity

To shave, to wax or to pluck?
As if drunk Uncle Chuck,
Could give a fat fuck.
His thoughts are timing and tact,
For the assault he's about enact.
And whether to trust you to suck.

tom8517 · 05-07-2007, 10:12 PM

I was strolling in the park one day
when I spied a pretty girl named Fay
she was looking very cute
in a tailored business suit
I took a look around
then forced her to the ground
as she was quite defenceless
I proceeded to rape her senseless

Capt. DooDah · 05-12-2007, 06:39 AM

With Respect Per
The Lady's Request

The hostess devoid of conception for fun,
Screamed and cried as she choked on my gun.
And yet so acutely aware,
As I held her down there,
She had asked for a party of one.

dark_d3viant · 05-12-2007, 08:20 PM

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For some hanky panky
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Frankie

xx

Hellcat · 05-13-2007, 03:30 AM

The boy stood on the burning deck
Eating chips and scallops
One dropped down his trouser leg
and burnt him on the....... kneecap

(OMG Dark... first time i have seen you new Av, you can imagine the thoughts that have been running through my head *sigh)

dark_d3viant · 05-14-2007, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hellcat

The boy stood on the burning deck
Eating chips and scallops
One dropped down his trouser leg
and burnt him on the....... kneecap

(OMG Dark... first time i have seen you new Av, you can imagine the thoughts that have been running through my head *sigh)

Yeah, the result of 1X saucy dream about kadaj and his troup, 1X serving of waking up wet, 1X chance finding of said avatar = (insert magnificent number here) X excitement remembering being ravished by fictional characters in my sleep

Well in the world of fiction... anything goes

(well, almost)

xx

05-07-2007, 04:16 PM	#1
Capt. DooDah Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Right behind you. Posts: 57 Reputation: 156	Limonwrecks! There once was a man from Japan, Who's poetry no one could stand, When told this was so, He said, "Yes I know." "But I always just have to try and get as many words in the very last line as I possibly can." __________________ *"Pursuant of the involuntary sperm recipient "* Last edited by Capt. DooDah; 05-07-2007 at 04:24 PM.

05-07-2007, 04:43 PM	#2
Hellcat At Rest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,808 Reputation: 1841	erm... yes quite... thanks i need this post __________________ â€œIf you should die before me, take my hand and ask if you could bring along a friendâ€

05-07-2007, 05:30 PM	#3
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	umm.....that was asinine @___________________@ __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

05-07-2007, 05:31 PM	#4
insignia0 Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: uk Posts: 171 Reputation: 692	lol tht made me smile. __________________ I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.

05-07-2007, 05:53 PM	#5
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Good one Capt. __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-07-2007, 05:58 PM	#6
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	It didn't make me laugh, but it got a helleva big smile . Thanks. __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

05-07-2007, 08:39 PM	#7
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	i heard this a while ago made me laugh... mary had a little lamb she took it to a weddin while going there, she tied it up and .....kicked its fuckyng head in !! lol __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

05-07-2007, 09:47 PM	#8
Capt. DooDah Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Right behind you. Posts: 57 Reputation: 156	A Mid Summer's Eve Feminine Dilemma Of Relativity To shave, to wax or to pluck? As if drunk Uncle Chuck, Could give a fat fuck. His thoughts are timing and tact, For the assault he's about enact. And whether to trust you to suck. __________________ *"Pursuant of the involuntary sperm recipient "*

05-07-2007, 10:12 PM	#9
tom8517 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,065 Reputation: 14858	I was strolling in the park one day when I spied a pretty girl named Fay she was looking very cute in a tailored business suit I took a look around then forced her to the ground as she was quite defenceless I proceeded to rape her senseless

05-12-2007, 06:39 AM	#10
Capt. DooDah Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Right behind you. Posts: 57 Reputation: 156	With Respect Per The Lady's Request The hostess devoid of conception for fun, Screamed and cried as she choked on my gun. And yet so acutely aware, As I held her down there, She had asked for a party of one. __________________ *"Pursuant of the involuntary sperm recipient "*

05-12-2007, 08:20 PM	#11
dark_d3viant Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 676 Reputation: 3855	Jack and Jill went up the hill For some hanky panky Stupid Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Frankie xx

05-13-2007, 03:30 AM	#12
Hellcat At Rest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,808 Reputation: 1841	The boy stood on the burning deck Eating chips and scallops One dropped down his trouser leg and burnt him on the....... kneecap (OMG Dark... first time i have seen you new Av, you can imagine the thoughts that have been running through my head sigh) __________________ â€œIf you should die before me, take my hand and ask if you could bring along a friendâ€*