The benefits of sex - Rape Board

BeDastardly · 11-16-2006, 08:42 AM

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Wiz · 11-16-2006, 01:58 PM

Yeah, I know all that. It's not only the cure for some many maladies, but it's excellent preventive maintenance for the body. In fact, I've been spreading the word amongst the female population for years with varying degrees of success. Would you believe it...there's still some non-believers out there

So my crusade continues. Thanks for helping

.

Grm · 11-16-2006, 02:15 PM

Masturbation is good for you too.

gaggirl · 11-16-2006, 04:27 PM

did you know that excessive sexual activity results in premature grey hairs

(found this out when dyed hair dark and had to pluck a few nasty silver hairs away and was so upset surfed the web for an explanation!!)

ChiTownHoney · 11-16-2006, 04:37 PM

Maybe these are all benefits only when you enjoy sex...

In that case masturbation should do the trick

gaggirl · 11-16-2006, 04:46 PM

who doesnt enjoy sex! is it that bad? lol did ya tell him about your rape fantasies yet girl??

I read on some medical site it had something to do with having sex using certain chemcials

if you fuck too much your body cant restore the levels fast enough

these chemicals are reltated to something in your hair follicles

gee that sounds so scientific!

ChiTownHoney · 11-16-2006, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaggirl

who doesnt enjoy sex! is it that bad? lol did ya tell him about your rape fantasies yet girl??

I read on some medical site it had something to do with having sex using certain chemcials

if you fuck too much your body cant restore the levels fast enough

these chemicals are reltated to something in your hair follicles

gee that sounds so scientific!

Sex is a chore. I hate it when I dont want to. Sometimes its ok. I'd rather be sleeping most of the time

i didnt tell him yet...Dont know if I want to....He already thinks I'm a freak cause I'd rather watch porn than fool around.

gaggirl · 11-16-2006, 05:05 PM

Im gonna start whacking you if you dont tlel him... lol

I dont want to sound like a depraved maniac or anything but our sex life has gone from 0 to 100 since we started playing .. (twice last night after he got home and this is a man I thought had a low sex srive)

if he thinks your a freak then theres somethign wrong with him he ought to be proud your such a horny girl! how many men are in frustrating maraiges because they paired up with someone mummy would like that decides she doesnt want to fuck more than 4 times a year

sorry if I offended anyone.. mummies boys included *ducks*

Joanna · 11-16-2006, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeDastardly

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

bet you say that all the girls you know, its like a whole new pick up line isn't it lol jk

BeDastardly · 11-16-2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanna

bet you say that all the girls you know, its like a whole new pick up line isn't it lol jk

Hey. Ya can't argue with scientific fact. Now, Joanna, if you'd like to participate in a long term study, I can prove every one of my points to you personally.

Joanna · 11-16-2006, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeDastardly

Hey. Ya can't argue with scientific fact. Now, Joanna, if you'd like to participate in a long term study, I can prove every one of my points to you personally.

lol that come back was to good to even try to beat

Anyways tempting offer but I just remebered you like incredibly evil and darstedly aren't you

BeDastardly · 11-16-2006, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanna

lol that come back was to good to even try to beat

Anyways tempting offer but I just remebered you like incredibly evil and darstedly aren't you

True 'dat! However, I can also be quite sweet, charming, and thoughtful when it suits my purposes.

toromieda · 11-16-2006, 06:22 PM

I wanna fuck.

ChiTownHoney · 11-16-2006, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaggirl

Im gonna start whacking you if you dont tlel him... lol

I dont want to sound like a depraved maniac or anything but our sex life has gone from 0 to 100 since we started playing .. (twice last night after he got home and this is a man I thought had a low sex srive)

if he thinks your a freak then theres somethign wrong with him he ought to be proud your such a horny girl! how many men are in frustrating maraiges because they paired up with someone mummy would like that decides she doesnt want to fuck more than 4 times a year

sorry if I offended anyone.. mummies boys included *ducks*

LOL I know what your saying.

I dont know what it is with him. We havnt done it in I dont know 2 1/2 weeks and I couldnt be happier! I dream about sex all the time, but when it comes down to it, I just dont want to. I dont know what is wrong with me! I seriously dont know. If maybe he would rough me up sometimes I would like it. Maybe I will tell him next time I see him

gaggirl · 11-16-2006, 10:07 PM

yes thank god lol do that.. see what happens. I think you mentioned withholding and teasing too to try and get him there

you mentioned also that there is no danger aspect even if you did play with your man. I can understand where your coming from there. But If hes open to others, he could plan stuff to happen TO you, and if need be you wouldnt know when or where, and you wouldnt even know if it was real or not!!

and at least you wont get butchered or sold to a lock shop brothel

God so excited.. Having our first MMF as a married couple tonight

Wiz · 11-16-2006, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

...We havnt done it in I dont know 2 1/2 weeks and I couldnt be happier! I dream about sex all the time, but when it comes down to it, I just dont want to. I dont know what is wrong with me! I seriously dont know. If maybe he would rough me up sometimes I would like it. Maybe I will tell him next time I see him

2 1/2 weeks and you're happy!!!!!!!

Damn, that ain't a dry spell girl, that's a drought....but if you're happy... Honey, if this keeps up, you could find yourself approaching a platonic relationship with Mr. Limp Shrimp. Maybe it's some kind of hormonal imbalance or some medical shit like that. Perhaps he had it, and you caught it from him

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Wiz · 11-16-2006, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaggirl

..God so excited.. Having our first MMF as a married couple tonight

Looking forward to hearing all the details gaggy.

gaggirl · 11-16-2006, 10:19 PM

lol

see how it goes.. wont be raping this time around.. we are just dipping our toes in. there are 'next times' already planned so... well see depends how nice you are to me

*wink*

Joanna · 11-17-2006, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeDastardly

True 'dat! However, I can also be quite sweet, charming, and thoughtful when it suits my purposes.

LOL again like the devil

ChiTownHoney · 11-17-2006, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaggirl

God so excited.. Having our first MMF as a married couple tonight

OMG you better tell me every detail!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaggirl

But If hes open to others, he could plan stuff to happen TO you, and if need be you wouldnt know when or where, and you wouldnt even know if it was real or not!!

What?? you mean, like have one of his friends attack me and rape me? hmmmmm *thinks about it* lol, just kidding.

11-16-2006, 08:42 AM	#1
BeDastardly Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 101 Reputation: 75	The benefits of sex Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. __________________ "Resistance is Futile."

11-16-2006, 01:58 PM	#2
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	Yeah, I know all that. It's not only the cure for some many maladies, but it's excellent preventive maintenance for the body. In fact, I've been spreading the word amongst the female population for years with varying degrees of success. Would you believe it...there's still some non-believers out there So my crusade continues. Thanks for helping . __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

11-16-2006, 04:27 PM	#4
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	But did you know that excessive sexual activity results in premature grey hairs (found this out when dyed hair dark and had to pluck a few nasty silver hairs away and was so upset surfed the web for an explanation!!)

11-16-2006, 10:07 PM	#15
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	Im really enjoying this thread! yes thank god lol do that.. see what happens. I think you mentioned withholding and teasing too to try and get him there you mentioned also that there is no danger aspect even if you did play with your man. I can understand where your coming from there. But If hes open to others, he could plan stuff to happen TO you, and if need be you wouldnt know when or where, and you wouldnt even know if it was real or not!! and at least you wont get butchered or sold to a lock shop brothel God so excited.. Having our first MMF as a married couple tonight

11-16-2006, 02:15 PM	#3
Grm Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Black Country Posts: 956 Reputation: 1332	Masturbation is good for you too.

11-16-2006, 04:37 PM	#5
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	Maybe these are all benefits only when you enjoy sex... In that case masturbation should do the trick

11-16-2006, 04:46 PM	#6
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	who doesnt enjoy sex! is it that bad? lol did ya tell him about your rape fantasies yet girl?? I read on some medical site it had something to do with having sex using certain chemcials if you fuck too much your body cant restore the levels fast enough these chemicals are reltated to something in your hair follicles gee that sounds so scientific!

11-16-2006, 05:05 PM	#8
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	Im gonna start whacking you if you dont tlel him... lol I dont want to sound like a depraved maniac or anything but our sex life has gone from 0 to 100 since we started playing .. (twice last night after he got home and this is a man I thought had a low sex srive) if he thinks your a freak then theres somethign wrong with him he ought to be proud your such a horny girl! how many men are in frustrating maraiges because they paired up with someone mummy would like that decides she doesnt want to fuck more than 4 times a year sorry if I offended anyone.. mummies boys included ducks

11-16-2006, 06:22 PM	#13
toromieda Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 105 Reputation: 84	I wanna fuck.

11-16-2006, 10:19 PM	#18
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	lol see how it goes.. wont be raping this time around.. we are just dipping our toes in. there are 'next times' already planned so... well see depends how nice you are to me wink