Spacewank - Rape Board

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 07-08-2007, 12:53 PM

if u had a wank in space - when u shot ur load it would float up !!!!!!! lmao !!!!!!

ur girl would have to have her back against the roof to catch it in her mouth lol!!

perfectlyformed · 07-08-2007, 01:08 PM

wrong on sooooooo many levels

lol

x

sindyloo · 07-08-2007, 01:15 PM

WHAT A MIND!!!!

Sooooo Twisted and sooo great too!! Come on Maddog honey share what you got would you!??

sillyjunior2000 · 07-08-2007, 01:25 PM

in space !!! is it possible to have a spacesuit where both me and my girlfriend can fit in ??? we cant possibly fuck when in two different suits !!!

somedude · 07-08-2007, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MADDOGMCMANAMAN

if u had a wank in space - when u shot ur load it would float up !!!!!!! lmao !!!!!!

ur girl would have to have her back against the roof to catch it in her mouth lol!!

Actually MADDOG it wouldn't float upward...it would seperate and float around the room in little globules the girl would have to chase down!

Louise · 07-08-2007, 04:01 PM

...it depends on the force of ejaculationâ€¦keeping our physics hats onâ€¦it would spray forward at whatever trajectory the penis was pointed until or unless it came into direct contact with another moving or stationary object. Maddog, youâ€™d definitely beat your distance record there!

There is, however, some suggestion that in zero g conditions spermatozoa react in different ways as they do in gravity. In short, you could be shooting blanks. So, ultimate in safe sexâ€¦do it in space.

Come onâ€¦assimilate me you fucking alien bastards!!!

somedude · 07-08-2007, 04:07 PM

I'll assimilate you!

Sternenlied · 07-08-2007, 04:16 PM

Some assimiliation sounds good!

Sternenlied · 07-08-2007, 04:17 PM

Those things ...
Busy bees, arent's they?

Sternenlied · 07-08-2007, 04:19 PM

Now it's two girls ...
Can you think of any two around here up there?

Sternenlied · 07-08-2007, 04:21 PM

Louise, why did you get me started on this?

Sternenlied · 07-08-2007, 04:23 PM

Getting it good, aren't we?

Sternenlied · 07-08-2007, 04:26 PM

We, we might learn something about their technical progress ...

ego · 07-08-2007, 04:32 PM

Wow!

Some of my favorites:

Louise · 07-08-2007, 04:33 PM

Well, thats the last time I hitch-hike with Stern!!!

Sternenlied · 07-08-2007, 04:34 PM

You might want to try that again, dear ego!

Come on, Louise, you're not the shy type! It'll be fun!

somedude · 07-08-2007, 04:39 PM

I'm becoming an alien overlord!

Sternenlied · 07-08-2007, 04:39 PM

Now, that's just sick and disturbed!

ego · 07-08-2007, 04:43 PM

I always wanted to be the handler of those metallic tentacles.

*feels proud*

hornybisexualbitch · 07-08-2007, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ego

Wow!

Some of my favorites:

[img=http://img134.imagevenue.com/loc381/th_26531_murka_probe03_123_381lo.jpg][img=http://img161.imagevenue.com/loc689/th_26575_murka_probe04_123_689lo.jpg][img=http://img133.imagevenue.com/loc22/th_26580_murka_probe05_123_22lo.jpg]

my fav was the last one, yummy

07-08-2007, 12:53 PM	#1
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	Spacewank if u had a wank in space - when u shot ur load it would float up !!!!!!! lmao !!!!!! ur girl would have to have her back against the roof to catch it in her mouth lol!! __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

07-08-2007, 01:15 PM	#3
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Twisted and Great!! WHAT A MIND!!!! Sooooo Twisted and sooo great too!! Come on Maddog honey share what you got would you!?? __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

07-08-2007, 01:25 PM	#4
sillyjunior2000 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 238 Reputation: 174	in space !!! is it possible to have a spacesuit where both me and my girlfriend can fit in ??? we cant possibly fuck when in two different suits !!! __________________ how do you do? - we usually remove our clothes and do.

07-08-2007, 04:07 PM	#7
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I'll assimilate you! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

07-08-2007, 04:32 PM	#14
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Wow! Some of my favorites: __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss! Last edited by ego; 07-12-2007 at 01:10 PM.

07-08-2007, 01:08 PM	#2
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	wrong on sooooooo many levels lol x

07-08-2007, 04:33 PM	#15
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	Well, thats the last time I hitch-hike with Stern!!!

07-08-2007, 04:34 PM	#16
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	You might want to try that again, dear ego! Come on, Louise, you're not the shy type! It'll be fun! __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

07-08-2007, 04:39 PM	#17
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I'm becoming an alien overlord! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

07-08-2007, 04:39 PM	#18
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	Now, that's just sick and disturbed! __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

07-08-2007, 04:43 PM	#19
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	I always wanted to be the handler of those metallic tentacles. feels proud __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!