My Lesbian Encounter!!!! - Rape Board

rasputin · 08-14-2008, 09:52 PM

Los Angeles being the city it is, it had to happen sooner or later.

Well, today when I stepped out for a little snack, this college looking girl intercepted me on the street. She was carrying a clipboard and I immediately knew she was asking for signatures for a...um, "political cause" of some kind.

Her cause was a "Vote NO!" on Proposition 8.

For those of you not familiar with this proposition, it has to do with an amendment to the California Constitution that provides that "Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California." So Proposition 8 is basically an attempt to set an anti same-sex marriage law.

Well, this girl approached me:

Girl: Hello, sir, may I speak with you for a second?

Me: Yes. How can I help you?

Girl: I belong to ......( I don't remember what organization...) and we are collecting signatures to stop Proposition 8 which is going to be on the ballot next November.

Me: Proposition 8...

Girl: Yes, it's the proposition that wants to deny gays the right to marry.

Me: Oh! Yes... naturally. But I don't understand... I thought gays had the right to marry...

Girl: Yes, gays can marry now, but if Proposition 8 passes, we won't be able to marry anymore.

Me: What do you mean you won't be able to marry anymore?

Girl: Well, sir, gays can marry now thanks to the law passed last May by the California Supreme Court. But if Proposition 8 passes, the law allowing gays to marry will be struck down, and we will lose that right.

Me: Oh, I see. Well, first of all, marriage is not a "right." Second of all, gays can marry just fine. It's not true that gays can't marry.

Girl: Yes, we can marry now, but if Proposition 8 passes...

Me: No, you don't understand, traditionally, gays could marry with or without Proposition 8. And if Proposition 8 passes, gays will be able to marry just the same.

Girl: What do you mean, sir?

Me: I mean that you would be able to marry someone of the opposite sex, just like the rest of us. So what you mean by "gay marriage" is actually "same - sex marriage."

Girl: Well, same thing.

Me: No. Not really.

Girl: So do you think that the definition of marriage should be kept the way it is?

Me: Yes. I think it should not be changed.

Girl: (Glad...) Good! Very good! Now, I would like you, if you would be so kind as to sign a petition...

Me: No, you don't understand. What I mean is... I want the concept of traditional marriage to stay the way it is.

Girl: Traditional marriage...

Me: Exactly. A man and a woman. I don't want that to change.

Girl: ( Enthusiasm fading...) Oh.

Me: Yes. I'm not interested and seeing a guy marrying another guy. I'm opposed to it philosophically.

Girl: Oh. OK, then, sir. Thanks for your time, I appreciate it.

Me: No problem.

And she went on to intercept another guy walking down the street.

dashrendar44 · 08-14-2008, 09:59 PM

damn...what a misleading thread title...i got my hopes up for some hot girl on girl you bastard T_T

Redzen · 08-14-2008, 10:08 PM

and why do you supposse she was lesbian ? maybe she was just supporting the cause

rasputin · 08-14-2008, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Redzen

and why do you supposse she was lesbian ? maybe she was just supporting the cause

How dare you doubt my lesbian radar!

Don't you think I would know the object of my love?

She had a square jaw, short hair, no tits, and no bra under her T-shirt, either.

Oh, she also said:

Girl: Yes, gays can marry now, but if Proposition 8 passes, we won't be able to marry anymore.

Redzen · 08-14-2008, 10:27 PM

than she was gay , not lesbian

or a transexual one , who knows

ChiTownHoney · 08-14-2008, 11:41 PM

She sounds very classy in the way of going about it. She didnt try to call you a bigot or change your mind. She simply accepted your beliefs and went on her way. No harm in that.

[m[o_o]m] · 08-15-2008, 03:11 AM

ya i feel totally cheated! wheres the gyrls kissin and stuff! tricky..very tricky

rasputin · 08-15-2008, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

She sounds very classy in the way of going about it. She didnt try to call you a bigot or change your mind. She simply accepted your beliefs and went on her way. No harm in that.

Yes, she was nice. On the other hand, I was nice to her, too. And she would have been wrong in calling me names, anyways. She had no right to. We just have philosophical differences, that's all.

Dark Hammer · 08-16-2008, 06:51 AM

haha, she wasted a good 3 Mins on that conversation. ^_^

Norithar · 08-17-2008, 09:06 AM

Hehehe. I had an encounter like that, but my lesbian was angrier....

In Australia, gays can have civil union that give all the legal rights of marriage (except, trivially, the right to call it a marriage). They were protesting that the government wouldn't give them "gay marital rights". Stood there for a while arguing that they DID have gay marital rights, just not gay marriage.

funtoomuch · 08-17-2008, 01:22 PM

That was hilarious how you baited her in to think that you would sign the petition. Was there a momentary pause for you to think of that, or was it a split second decision? Either way, wow!

doggystylethatgirl · 08-17-2008, 08:18 PM

here is my lesbian encounter

rasputin · 08-18-2008, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by funtoomuch

That was hilarious how you baited her in to think that you would sign the petition. Was there a momentary pause for you to think of that, or was it a split second decision? Either way, wow!

Actually, there was a bit of a misunderstanding. You see, they way things are now, same sex marriage is allowed in California. So, if we keep things the way they are, same sex people can keep marrying each other. Which is exactly what she wants.

She asked me if I wanted to keep the definition of marriage the way it is now. And I answered," yes, I don't want it to change."

However, when I told her that I "didn't want to change" the way marriage was being understood, I was referring to traditional marriage, not the "new" definition of marriage in which a guy can marry a guy, and a gal can marry another gal.

That's not what I meant, but she took it that way.

Therefore, I had to clarify it for her.

It was just a misunderstanding.

rasputin · 08-18-2008, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by doggystylethatgirl

here is my lesbian encounter

That picture objectifies women and it's very offensive to me.

[m[o_o]m] · 08-19-2008, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by rasputin

That picture objectifies women and it's very offensive to me.

you cant be serious?

OMK · 08-19-2008, 12:44 PM

that is just so weird, what a total idiot of a guy I must say. I mean iff people wanna do it why stop them

orgello · 08-19-2008, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by doggystylethatgirl

here is my lesbian encounter

is that you lesbian encounter

which one is you then.

rasputin · 08-19-2008, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by [m[o_o]m]

you cant be serious?

Yeah. Like, I've opened a thread with pictures and movies of lesbo chicks viciously raping each other, and now I'm going to seriously feel "offended" by a picture of three dykes getting it on...

Jesus, guys... what's wrong with you these days?

rasputin · 08-19-2008, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by orgello

is that you lesbian encounter

which one is you then.

In my heart, I'm all of them.

[m[o_o]m] · 08-20-2008, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by rasputin

Yeah. Like, I've opened a thread with pictures and movies of lesbo chicks viciously raping each other, and now I'm going to seriously feel "offended" by a picture of three dykes getting it on...

Jesus, guys... what's wrong with you these days?

srry...i am a bit thick sometimes...

/me slaps himself

08-14-2008, 09:52 PM	#1
rasputin Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 378 Reputation: 1534	My Lesbian Encounter!!!! Los Angeles being the city it is, it had to happen sooner or later. Well, today when I stepped out for a little snack, this college looking girl intercepted me on the street. She was carrying a clipboard and I immediately knew she was asking for signatures for a...um, "political cause" of some kind. Her cause was a "Vote NO!" on Proposition 8. For those of you not familiar with this proposition, it has to do with an amendment to the California Constitution that provides that "Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California." So Proposition 8 is basically an attempt to set an anti same-sex marriage law. Well, this girl approached me: Girl: Hello, sir, may I speak with you for a second? Me: Yes. How can I help you? Girl: I belong to ......( I don't remember what organization...) and we are collecting signatures to stop Proposition 8 which is going to be on the ballot next November. Me: Proposition 8... Girl: Yes, it's the proposition that wants to deny gays the right to marry. Me: Oh! Yes... naturally. But I don't understand... I thought gays had the right to marry... Girl: Yes, gays can marry now, but if Proposition 8 passes, we won't be able to marry anymore. Me: What do you mean you won't be able to marry anymore? Girl: Well, sir, gays can marry now thanks to the law passed last May by the California Supreme Court. But if Proposition 8 passes, the law allowing gays to marry will be struck down, and we will lose that right. Me: Oh, I see. Well, first of all, marriage is not a "right." Second of all, gays can marry just fine. It's not true that gays can't marry. Girl: Yes, we can marry now, but if Proposition 8 passes... Me: No, you don't understand, traditionally, gays could marry with or without Proposition 8. And if Proposition 8 passes, gays will be able to marry just the same. Girl: What do you mean, sir? Me: I mean that you would be able to marry someone of the opposite sex, just like the rest of us. So what you mean by "gay marriage" is actually "same - sex marriage." Girl: Well, same thing. Me: No. Not really. Girl: So do you think that the definition of marriage should be kept the way it is? Me: Yes. I think it should not be changed. Girl: (Glad...) Good! Very good! Now, I would like you, if you would be so kind as to sign a petition... Me: No, you don't understand. What I mean is... I want the concept of traditional marriage to stay the way it is. Girl: Traditional marriage... Me: Exactly. A man and a woman. I don't want that to change. Girl: ( Enthusiasm fading...) Oh. Me: Yes. I'm not interested and seeing a guy marrying another guy. I'm opposed to it philosophically. Girl: Oh. OK, then, sir. Thanks for your time, I appreciate it. Me: No problem. And she went on to intercept another guy walking down the street.

08-14-2008, 09:59 PM	#2
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08-17-2008, 08:18 PM	#12
doggystylethatgirl Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 4,113 Reputation: 27657	here is my lesbian encounter Last edited by doggystylethatgirl; 09-14-2008 at 12:49 AM.

08-14-2008, 10:08 PM	#3
Redzen Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 123 Reputation: 61	and why do you supposse she was lesbian ? maybe she was just supporting the cause

08-14-2008, 10:27 PM	#5
Redzen Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 123 Reputation: 61	than she was gay , not lesbian or a transexual one , who knows

08-14-2008, 11:41 PM	#6
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	She sounds very classy in the way of going about it. She didnt try to call you a bigot or change your mind. She simply accepted your beliefs and went on her way. No harm in that.

08-15-2008, 03:11 AM	#7
[m[o_o]m] Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 215 Reputation: 2744	ya i feel totally cheated! wheres the gyrls kissin and stuff! tricky..very tricky

08-16-2008, 06:51 AM	#9
Dark Hammer Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10 Reputation: 10	haha, she wasted a good 3 Mins on that conversation. ^_^

08-17-2008, 09:06 AM	#10
Norithar Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 28 Reputation: 32	Hehehe. I had an encounter like that, but my lesbian was angrier.... In Australia, gays can have civil union that give all the legal rights of marriage (except, trivially, the right to call it a marriage). They were protesting that the government wouldn't give them "gay marital rights". Stood there for a while arguing that they DID have gay marital rights, just not gay marriage.

08-17-2008, 01:22 PM	#11
funtoomuch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 124 Reputation: 2334	That was hilarious how you baited her in to think that you would sign the petition. Was there a momentary pause for you to think of that, or was it a split second decision? Either way, wow!

08-19-2008, 12:44 PM	#16
OMK Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5 Reputation: 9	that is just so weird, what a total idiot of a guy I must say. I mean iff people wanna do it why stop them